Jeff (Jank Crank Hank)
@infocorn.bsky.social
Jank MTG.
If your real one sucks or isnt around, I'm your cool internet dad now (and an actual dad).
Blank feeds, gun pervs, fash sucklers, and crypto/ai chodes get the instablock.
He/him.
If your real one sucks or isnt around, I'm your cool internet dad now (and an actual dad).
Blank feeds, gun pervs, fash sucklers, and crypto/ai chodes get the instablock.
He/him.
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Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
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Hello network. This is real shit. I’m looking for transgender, nonbinary, or gender nonconforming front and back end web designers for a project to help trans people get housing in NJ. This is a paid opportunity.
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Hello network. This is real shit. I’m looking for transgender, nonbinary, or gender nonconforming front and back end web designers for a project to help trans people get housing in NJ. This is a paid opportunity.
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
YouDon'tLookButYaKickMe
YouCan'tFeelButYaHitMe
You can deal with the way I praaaaay
Why does it always gotta be this waaaay
IGottaHeartIgotBloodFeelPaaaain...
FALL IN THE SINGLE FILE LINES
LIKE ARMY ANNNNTS
YEAH FALL IN THEM SINGLE FI-UHLE LINES
AND COMPLEEEETE THE PLANS
YouCan'tFeelButYaHitMe
You can deal with the way I praaaaay
Why does it always gotta be this waaaay
IGottaHeartIgotBloodFeelPaaaain...
FALL IN THE SINGLE FILE LINES
LIKE ARMY ANNNNTS
YEAH FALL IN THEM SINGLE FI-UHLE LINES
AND COMPLEEEETE THE PLANS
To me, you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny. Won't you tell me is that healthy, baby? But did you know that, when it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen?
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
YouDon'tLookButYaKickMe
YouCan'tFeelButYaHitMe
You can deal with the way I praaaaay
Why does it always gotta be this waaaay
IGottaHeartIgotBloodFeelPaaaain...
FALL IN THE SINGLE FILE LINES
LIKE ARMY ANNNNTS
YEAH FALL IN THEM SINGLE FI-UHLE LINES
AND COMPLEEEETE THE PLANS
YouCan'tFeelButYaHitMe
You can deal with the way I praaaaay
Why does it always gotta be this waaaay
IGottaHeartIgotBloodFeelPaaaain...
FALL IN THE SINGLE FILE LINES
LIKE ARMY ANNNNTS
YEAH FALL IN THEM SINGLE FI-UHLE LINES
AND COMPLEEEETE THE PLANS
Goddamn it. I was absolutely not in the right mind to read this. But its beautiful. Tell them you love them. All of them. Every day. And i mean it: say the words.
i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Goddamn it. I was absolutely not in the right mind to read this. But its beautiful. Tell them you love them. All of them. Every day. And i mean it: say the words.
@yourewrongabout.bsky.social 's Sarah Marshall's Satanic Pa I podcast "The Devil You Know" has been very good so far. And what I'm going to say here is a broad criticism versus specific to her pod.
The McMartin Daycare debacle in the Panic days is uniquely infuriating for a variety of reasons. 1/
The McMartin Daycare debacle in the Panic days is uniquely infuriating for a variety of reasons. 1/
November 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
@yourewrongabout.bsky.social 's Sarah Marshall's Satanic Pa I podcast "The Devil You Know" has been very good so far. And what I'm going to say here is a broad criticism versus specific to her pod.
The McMartin Daycare debacle in the Panic days is uniquely infuriating for a variety of reasons. 1/
The McMartin Daycare debacle in the Panic days is uniquely infuriating for a variety of reasons. 1/
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HUGE update to the BUREAU of CHRONOLOGICAL AFFAIRS. The #Daggerheart campaign frame has been expanded into a 62 page book that now includes an Agent class and a reworked version of the Daggerheart SRD -- stripped down and remixed to fit the game perfectly.
Now includes EVERYTHING you need to play.
Now includes EVERYTHING you need to play.
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
HUGE update to the BUREAU of CHRONOLOGICAL AFFAIRS. The #Daggerheart campaign frame has been expanded into a 62 page book that now includes an Agent class and a reworked version of the Daggerheart SRD -- stripped down and remixed to fit the game perfectly.
Now includes EVERYTHING you need to play.
Now includes EVERYTHING you need to play.
See I'd play this. And bolts/rotations notwithstanding its not a money pit for Pauper. Just wish I had a meta around here.
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
See I'd play this. And bolts/rotations notwithstanding its not a money pit for Pauper. Just wish I had a meta around here.
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Howdy, y’all!
I have 5 slots open for hand painted tokens if you want a one-of-a-kind item for your deck.
Price is $40. As with all my work, I’ll take care of shipping costs.🤘
If that’s not quite what you’re looking for, please check out other talented token artists on this site to commission! 🙂
I have 5 slots open for hand painted tokens if you want a one-of-a-kind item for your deck.
Price is $40. As with all my work, I’ll take care of shipping costs.🤘
If that’s not quite what you’re looking for, please check out other talented token artists on this site to commission! 🙂
Scott Kersey Art's Commissions
Commissions Open! Click to see Scott Kersey Art's commission menu.
ko-fi.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Howdy, y’all!
I have 5 slots open for hand painted tokens if you want a one-of-a-kind item for your deck.
Price is $40. As with all my work, I’ll take care of shipping costs.🤘
If that’s not quite what you’re looking for, please check out other talented token artists on this site to commission! 🙂
I have 5 slots open for hand painted tokens if you want a one-of-a-kind item for your deck.
Price is $40. As with all my work, I’ll take care of shipping costs.🤘
If that’s not quite what you’re looking for, please check out other talented token artists on this site to commission! 🙂
Im in..now who else is?
November 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Im in..now who else is?
So after a typo which turned "old-growth forests" to "only growth forests," tl;dr I've been challenged to make
"OnlyLands"
as a #proxyMTG set.
"OnlyLands"
as a #proxyMTG set.
November 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
So after a typo which turned "old-growth forests" to "only growth forests," tl;dr I've been challenged to make
"OnlyLands"
as a #proxyMTG set.
"OnlyLands"
as a #proxyMTG set.
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Bitch better have my money 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Bitch better have my money 🎶
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a nearly abandoned shopping mall is such a fascinating place to think of American decline. Or just how in our culture of consumption we've just abandoned our temples to capital
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 AM
a nearly abandoned shopping mall is such a fascinating place to think of American decline. Or just how in our culture of consumption we've just abandoned our temples to capital
16-18yr old me told every guidance counselor/career test/college advisor "I want to teach middle or high school history!" Every one of them answered "OH you mean speech therapy?" My folks got excited for speech vs teaching. 18yo me loked being 1/3 dudes in classes with 20 hot girls.
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
16-18yr old me told every guidance counselor/career test/college advisor "I want to teach middle or high school history!" Every one of them answered "OH you mean speech therapy?" My folks got excited for speech vs teaching. 18yo me loked being 1/3 dudes in classes with 20 hot girls.
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THEY ADDED NEW GARBAGE reblog to save a life
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
THEY ADDED NEW GARBAGE reblog to save a life
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X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Gotta love the USPS:
6am: "Your package is a literal 75 minute drive away. See you next Wednesday."
745am: "...oh shit wait. We meant later today. Today's Wednesday right?"
At this point the *band* The Postal Service would be better at anticipating deliveries.
6am: "Your package is a literal 75 minute drive away. See you next Wednesday."
745am: "...oh shit wait. We meant later today. Today's Wednesday right?"
At this point the *band* The Postal Service would be better at anticipating deliveries.
November 21, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Gotta love the USPS:
6am: "Your package is a literal 75 minute drive away. See you next Wednesday."
745am: "...oh shit wait. We meant later today. Today's Wednesday right?"
At this point the *band* The Postal Service would be better at anticipating deliveries.
6am: "Your package is a literal 75 minute drive away. See you next Wednesday."
745am: "...oh shit wait. We meant later today. Today's Wednesday right?"
At this point the *band* The Postal Service would be better at anticipating deliveries.
@onionbug.bsky.social
Art proof. Lmk.
Art proof. Lmk.
November 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
@onionbug.bsky.social
Art proof. Lmk.
Art proof. Lmk.
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1) People are people. Everyone lives a life as full as you do. Respect that.
2) Check pronouns before interacting. If you accidentally use the wrong pronouns, correct yourself, and move on. Don't make a huge show.
3) Correct others who are not following rules 1 and 2.
2) Check pronouns before interacting. If you accidentally use the wrong pronouns, correct yourself, and move on. Don't make a huge show.
3) Correct others who are not following rules 1 and 2.
You should make it easy for em and give em some tips on being a good safe space. [Because you're good at it]
November 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
1) People are people. Everyone lives a life as full as you do. Respect that.
2) Check pronouns before interacting. If you accidentally use the wrong pronouns, correct yourself, and move on. Don't make a huge show.
3) Correct others who are not following rules 1 and 2.
2) Check pronouns before interacting. If you accidentally use the wrong pronouns, correct yourself, and move on. Don't make a huge show.
3) Correct others who are not following rules 1 and 2.
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Corey's post deserves to spread far, but:
Cis people, it is our job as well as our privilege to protect trans people. My trans friends are strong enough to fight their battles for themselves, but they shouldn't have to. Let them know they have real allies beyond just words.
Cis people, it is our job as well as our privilege to protect trans people. My trans friends are strong enough to fight their battles for themselves, but they shouldn't have to. Let them know they have real allies beyond just words.
A bit more of a Serious talk today with your MTG friend. But I hope you feel seen and know that we're all glad you're you and that you're here.
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Corey's post deserves to spread far, but:
Cis people, it is our job as well as our privilege to protect trans people. My trans friends are strong enough to fight their battles for themselves, but they shouldn't have to. Let them know they have real allies beyond just words.
Cis people, it is our job as well as our privilege to protect trans people. My trans friends are strong enough to fight their battles for themselves, but they shouldn't have to. Let them know they have real allies beyond just words.
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middlebury college student lia smith killed herself one month ago after facing harassment for being a trans athlete
you will not hear her name once on cable tv
don’t let them erase her
#TDOR #TransDayOfRemembrance
you will not hear her name once on cable tv
don’t let them erase her
#TDOR #TransDayOfRemembrance
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
middlebury college student lia smith killed herself one month ago after facing harassment for being a trans athlete
you will not hear her name once on cable tv
don’t let them erase her
#TDOR #TransDayOfRemembrance
you will not hear her name once on cable tv
don’t let them erase her
#TDOR #TransDayOfRemembrance
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happy transgender day of remembrance
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
November 20, 2025 at 10:57 AM
happy transgender day of remembrance
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
#edh #mtgcommander Community Rules of the day. Let's say you find yourself at an LGS or an event playing for prizing or as part of a larger league or points-tallying endeavor. In that vein...
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
#edh #mtgcommander Community Rules of the day. Let's say you find yourself at an LGS or an event playing for prizing or as part of a larger league or points-tallying endeavor. In that vein...
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I’m sharing a Google Drive folder containing the FIST rulebook, character sheet, and several add-ons. All materials are provided in full compliance with CLAYMORE’s rules and distribution guidelines, and are meant to help new players, GMs who are looking to play.
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
FIST - Google Drive
drive.google.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I’m sharing a Google Drive folder containing the FIST rulebook, character sheet, and several add-ons. All materials are provided in full compliance with CLAYMORE’s rules and distribution guidelines, and are meant to help new players, GMs who are looking to play.
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
drive.google.com/drive/folder...