Jeff (Jank Crank Hank)
@infocorn.bsky.social
Jank MTG.
If your real one sucks or isnt around, I'm your cool internet dad now (and an actual dad).
Blank feeds, gun pervs, fash sucklers, and crypto/ai chodes get the instablock.
He/him.
If your real one sucks or isnt around, I'm your cool internet dad now (and an actual dad).
Blank feeds, gun pervs, fash sucklers, and crypto/ai chodes get the instablock.
He/him.
Lord am I sending you lasagna too?
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Lord am I sending you lasagna too?
COS IM A 21ST CENTURY DIGITAL BOY
I DONT KNOW HOW TO LIVE
BUT I GOTTA LOTTA TOYS
MY DAD'S A LAZY MIDDLECLASS INTELLECTUAL
MY MOMMY'S ON VALIUM, SO INEFFECTUAL
ain't life a mystery?
I DONT KNOW HOW TO LIVE
BUT I GOTTA LOTTA TOYS
MY DAD'S A LAZY MIDDLECLASS INTELLECTUAL
MY MOMMY'S ON VALIUM, SO INEFFECTUAL
ain't life a mystery?
November 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
COS IM A 21ST CENTURY DIGITAL BOY
I DONT KNOW HOW TO LIVE
BUT I GOTTA LOTTA TOYS
MY DAD'S A LAZY MIDDLECLASS INTELLECTUAL
MY MOMMY'S ON VALIUM, SO INEFFECTUAL
ain't life a mystery?
I DONT KNOW HOW TO LIVE
BUT I GOTTA LOTTA TOYS
MY DAD'S A LAZY MIDDLECLASS INTELLECTUAL
MY MOMMY'S ON VALIUM, SO INEFFECTUAL
ain't life a mystery?
You thought I was joking
November 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
You thought I was joking
November 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
@onionbug.bsky.social
Art proof. Lmk.
Art proof. Lmk.
November 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
@onionbug.bsky.social
Art proof. Lmk.
Art proof. Lmk.
What perfect album came out when you were 16?
Narrowly missing the cut was Garbage's debut, and GBV is a revisionist add after I heard it in 2002.
Narrowly missing the cut was Garbage's debut, and GBV is a revisionist add after I heard it in 2002.
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
What perfect album came out when you were 16?
Narrowly missing the cut was Garbage's debut, and GBV is a revisionist add after I heard it in 2002.
Narrowly missing the cut was Garbage's debut, and GBV is a revisionist add after I heard it in 2002.
I never did finish the proxy version of that deck for you.
November 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I never did finish the proxy version of that deck for you.
Because j am the face of the aged
The Old One. The eternal and sore-backed...i present tbis sacred relic
The Old One. The eternal and sore-backed...i present tbis sacred relic
November 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Because j am the face of the aged
The Old One. The eternal and sore-backed...i present tbis sacred relic
The Old One. The eternal and sore-backed...i present tbis sacred relic
@jefftiedrich.bsky.social found this for you...
October 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
@jefftiedrich.bsky.social found this for you...
Not to sound too stuck on theme but...
Mana Leak but with Tormods Crypt? Yes
Amnesia itself is s hard one to cast but holy SHIT. I managed to get it out at FNM twice last week w/ Galazeth and robbed a combo player the W
Mana Leak but with Tormods Crypt? Yes
Amnesia itself is s hard one to cast but holy SHIT. I managed to get it out at FNM twice last week w/ Galazeth and robbed a combo player the W
October 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Not to sound too stuck on theme but...
Mana Leak but with Tormods Crypt? Yes
Amnesia itself is s hard one to cast but holy SHIT. I managed to get it out at FNM twice last week w/ Galazeth and robbed a combo player the W
Mana Leak but with Tormods Crypt? Yes
Amnesia itself is s hard one to cast but holy SHIT. I managed to get it out at FNM twice last week w/ Galazeth and robbed a combo player the W
#tokentober continues, wrist brace be damned.
Today: 3) Spider; 4) Clue; 6) Snake
Today: 3) Spider; 4) Clue; 6) Snake
October 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
#tokentober continues, wrist brace be damned.
Today: 3) Spider; 4) Clue; 6) Snake
Today: 3) Spider; 4) Clue; 6) Snake
Broke my wrist following, see?
October 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Broke my wrist following, see?
#tokentober update...got behind on stuff IRL including a fun "soft tissue" injury to my writing hand! Ugh. Anyway, days 1, 2, & 22 (I had the angel one planned so I skipped ahead a tad). The backgrounds & alterations (as they are) to the stickers are markers dabbed with makeup sponges. 1/
October 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
#tokentober update...got behind on stuff IRL including a fun "soft tissue" injury to my writing hand! Ugh. Anyway, days 1, 2, & 22 (I had the angel one planned so I skipped ahead a tad). The backgrounds & alterations (as they are) to the stickers are markers dabbed with makeup sponges. 1/
I made some basic lands tonight.
Just a quick proof of concept for now.
Markers on card, with printed stickers
@beyondthemachina.bsky.social thought you might dig it.
Just a quick proof of concept for now.
Markers on card, with printed stickers
@beyondthemachina.bsky.social thought you might dig it.
October 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I made some basic lands tonight.
Just a quick proof of concept for now.
Markers on card, with printed stickers
@beyondthemachina.bsky.social thought you might dig it.
Just a quick proof of concept for now.
Markers on card, with printed stickers
@beyondthemachina.bsky.social thought you might dig it.
My contact at #EternalWeekend in Pittsburgh told me that @danfrazier.bsky.social was tickled to see me send a Walking Dead for an autograph.
This is why you send Jank.
Blah blah secret lair blah blah cedh staple, you gotta keep it fresh.
This is why you send Jank.
Blah blah secret lair blah blah cedh staple, you gotta keep it fresh.
October 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
My contact at #EternalWeekend in Pittsburgh told me that @danfrazier.bsky.social was tickled to see me send a Walking Dead for an autograph.
This is why you send Jank.
Blah blah secret lair blah blah cedh staple, you gotta keep it fresh.
This is why you send Jank.
Blah blah secret lair blah blah cedh staple, you gotta keep it fresh.
With you there.
October 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
With you there.
October 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
RIGHT?!
Second only to that first LGS win.
Maybe third.
Yeah 3rd for sure.
First win takes the silver, but gold was this: my Elder Smol and I taking 2 slots in the top 8 of our commander league last season
Second only to that first LGS win.
Maybe third.
Yeah 3rd for sure.
First win takes the silver, but gold was this: my Elder Smol and I taking 2 slots in the top 8 of our commander league last season
September 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
RIGHT?!
Second only to that first LGS win.
Maybe third.
Yeah 3rd for sure.
First win takes the silver, but gold was this: my Elder Smol and I taking 2 slots in the top 8 of our commander league last season
Second only to that first LGS win.
Maybe third.
Yeah 3rd for sure.
First win takes the silver, but gold was this: my Elder Smol and I taking 2 slots in the top 8 of our commander league last season
Took a few this evening to plot out a FIST adventure using the awesome tools @claymorerpgs.bsky.social wrote into the ULTRA Edition.
@gurglespasm.bsky.social would love the random rolls!
@gurglespasm.bsky.social would love the random rolls!
September 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Took a few this evening to plot out a FIST adventure using the awesome tools @claymorerpgs.bsky.social wrote into the ULTRA Edition.
@gurglespasm.bsky.social would love the random rolls!
@gurglespasm.bsky.social would love the random rolls!
Here's what I meant/did...just keeping it consistent with my cover art palate.
September 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Here's what I meant/did...just keeping it consistent with my cover art palate.
Sunrise! In the Amish Country (this past weekend)
September 15, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Sunrise! In the Amish Country (this past weekend)
HELLO. YOU ARE OTHER BIRB.
STAY OUT OF MY TREE.
BUT ALSO HELLO. HAVE YOU FOUND ANY GOOD SEEDS
STAY OUT OF MY TREE.
BUT ALSO HELLO. HAVE YOU FOUND ANY GOOD SEEDS
September 15, 2025 at 12:08 PM
HELLO. YOU ARE OTHER BIRB.
STAY OUT OF MY TREE.
BUT ALSO HELLO. HAVE YOU FOUND ANY GOOD SEEDS
STAY OUT OF MY TREE.
BUT ALSO HELLO. HAVE YOU FOUND ANY GOOD SEEDS
@dngnclub.itch.io and @claymorerpgs.bsky.social
First scratches at the open pages of the updated Youngstown book.
I dont LOVE this, but it's close.
First scratches at the open pages of the updated Youngstown book.
I dont LOVE this, but it's close.
September 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
@dngnclub.itch.io and @claymorerpgs.bsky.social
First scratches at the open pages of the updated Youngstown book.
I dont LOVE this, but it's close.
First scratches at the open pages of the updated Youngstown book.
I dont LOVE this, but it's close.