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The King of Blind Bay
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Dad of 2 boys, 2 Aussie Shepherds, and several koi. Husband of 1 badass wife. Humble, approachable, wildly handsome genius. Corporate finance wizard.

Canucks fan (Pain). Vikings fan (also pain).
Golf, money, music, markets, delightful bullshit.
She's cracking. Hilarious.
Leavitt lies: "Every economic metric does in fact show that the economy is improving"
December 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Philosophical question:

For all of you #Canucks fans clamouring for a rebuild:

*What* - be specific - signifies a rebuild to you? Who, exactly, needs to be traded or bought out in order for the team to satisfy your definition of 'rebuild'?
December 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I can tell you're disappointed with this Bob's Burgers decorative plate.

I'm sorry you didn't tell me what you really wanted.
“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
December 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I am a smart person with a degree from a good school.

I know a lot of not smart people with the same degree.

I also know a lot of way smarter people that didn't "go" anywhere.

Stop giving her any credit. She'd have sent her daughter to Epstein Island to keep Trump's favour.
It’s important to remember that Laura Ingraham went to Dartmouth. She’s not as stupid as she sounds. She’s just a shameless liar.
December 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I'm 44. Played for 36 of those.

Probably attended over 100 NHL games, and hundreds more junior games.

My algorithm is a tidal wave of hockey news and sports bullshit.

I have NEVER heard the term "boy aquarium" until this.
December 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Perhaps spending more time taking her own advice of not making mistakes could have helped avoid this situation.
The Parking Lot Lawyer FINALLY figured out she wasn’t welcome.

And PS: This is a complete and total surrender by Habba.
December 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
The last big wave of institutionalized and protected power is aging out, the only thing that scares them more than death is losing control and facing consequences before they croak.

Its desperate preservation, wrapped in a power grab. They're terrified of laying in the bed they made.
Adam Kinzinger “The founders assumed a guy like #Trump would come along — They never assumed a Congress would so willingly give up their power—“

And by extension, a Supreme Court
December 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
December 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Fitting. He's the only person who wants to put a middle around his neck, so he does.
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Americans that think they'd invade Canada and succeed are absolutely precious.
December 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
"With a very small $620,000,000 loan from my father...."
December 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
@profanity.accountant please show everyone how terrible I am.
November 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Not to claim moral superiority... Well, actually yes, I am claiming moral superiority, actually:

I didn't send a single dollar to a billionaire this weekend. Local, small businesses were the only people that got my business, and I may keep it that way for as long as I can.
November 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Egg Nog sucks.

You can still like it. I'm not telling you to stop liking it.

Just understand that you like something that sucks.
November 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
He's mentally ill.
He knows the suspect in the DC shooting was vetted before he came to the USA.
He knows his administration vetted the suspect again and granted him asylum in April.
So he lies and calls a women reporter stupid. #cdnpoli
November 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Not too many videos of grown adults coming to blows over a shitty flat screen TV.... Yet.
November 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Holy crap that goal was one of the nastiest things I've ever seen in my life.

The Alien is back.

#Canucks

(Yes, I'm way behind. I will catch up with live at the start of the 3rd)
November 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The best part about presidential pardons is they don't mean a fucking thing in The Hague.
Kristi Noem is guilty of crimes against humanity and needs to face justice.

📌 She made the final call to defy a court order to halt deportation flights, sending people into the hellscape of CECOT, a place the UN has compared to a torture chamber.

Prosecute her and everyone involved.
November 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
"hey sis, my ex is being a real cunt... Any solutions?"

"...a final one..."
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been personally linked to the brutal ICE raids sweeping America.

The mother of her 11-year-old nephew is now in custody at an ICE facility, facing deportation to Brazil. She’s the former fiancée of Michael Leavitt, the press secretary’s brother.
Karoline Leavitt’s Family Member Captured by ICE Goons
America’s brutal immigration raids just got personal for Trump’s press secretary.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I am a guy who prefers the Christmas season to start after giving our veterans the space they deserve.

After that, though, chase your lasers - safe as fuck.
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
That's still $1.14 CAD and most of us would take that in a heartbeat.
Trump has repeatedly claimed that gas prices have fallen, are at $2 per gallon, and are the lowest in two decades. Not surprisingly, he’s lying. The national average for regular gas stands at $3.055 today, almost exactly the same as $3.056 a year ago under President Biden, according to AAA. ⛽️
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
David Asman has serious balls reminding the cult that his wife is Nicaraguan.
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I still think I can fix her
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
That Hughes goal was the most obvious "fuck you guys I will do it myself" goal I've seen in a long time.
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM