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I love my wife 💕
Punch your local nazi
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My favorite plans are the ones that get canceled right before I have to come up with an excuse
October 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
My favorite plans are the ones that get canceled right before I have to come up with an excuse
Obviously we'll see George back in government soon enough
I love that trump brought up Sen. Blumenthal when president bone spurs' own military service is non-existent
I love that trump brought up Sen. Blumenthal when president bone spurs' own military service is non-existent
October 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Obviously we'll see George back in government soon enough
I love that trump brought up Sen. Blumenthal when president bone spurs' own military service is non-existent
I love that trump brought up Sen. Blumenthal when president bone spurs' own military service is non-existent
To everyone jumping to defend John Bolton as if he's like any of the other opponents trump has tried to go after; He had testimony that could've pushed the Senate to impeach trump during his first term and refused. In a way, he's responsible for the situation we're in right now.
October 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
To everyone jumping to defend John Bolton as if he's like any of the other opponents trump has tried to go after; He had testimony that could've pushed the Senate to impeach trump during his first term and refused. In a way, he's responsible for the situation we're in right now.
I didn't know you can just fine people like that?
I'm about to fine taco bell for getting rid of the quesarito
I'm about to fine taco bell for getting rid of the quesarito
Georgia’s interior ministry has fined Finland’s foreign minister Elina Valtonen after she expressed support for protesters at a pro-EU, anti-government rally on Tbilisi’s main avenue, Rustaveli.
Georgia fines Finnish foreign minister for ‘blocking the road’ during protest
A meeting with the Georgian PM was cancelled after Elina Valtonen recorded a video message in support of protesters.
www.politico.eu
October 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I didn't know you can just fine people like that?
I'm about to fine taco bell for getting rid of the quesarito
I'm about to fine taco bell for getting rid of the quesarito
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He's not mad about the swastika, he's mad they got caught
How long was that flag up for? and no one noticed it? No one spoke up?
How can you have these aides and have no idea what they're doing or what their workspace looks like, especially in a public facing position.
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How long was that flag up for? and no one noticed it? No one spoke up?
How can you have these aides and have no idea what they're doing or what their workspace looks like, especially in a public facing position.
share.google/uJWKMsS6rH1y...
Republican congressman calls flag with swastika displayed in his office 'vile' and says it's under investigation
Rep. Dave Taylor, R-Ohio, said in a statement that upon " learning of this matter, I immediately directed a thorough investigation alongside Capitol Police, which remains ongoing."
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October 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
He's not mad about the swastika, he's mad they got caught
How long was that flag up for? and no one noticed it? No one spoke up?
How can you have these aides and have no idea what they're doing or what their workspace looks like, especially in a public facing position.
share.google/uJWKMsS6rH1y...
How long was that flag up for? and no one noticed it? No one spoke up?
How can you have these aides and have no idea what they're doing or what their workspace looks like, especially in a public facing position.
share.google/uJWKMsS6rH1y...
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He gives $20 Billion of OUR dollars to bailout Argentina without consulting Congress or the American people. Does that seem like the actions of a KING to you?
Join us & let him know just what you think about that this Saturday, 10/18
#NoThronesNoCrownsNO_KINGS 👑
Join us & let him know just what you think about that this Saturday, 10/18
#NoThronesNoCrownsNO_KINGS 👑
October 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
He gives $20 Billion of OUR dollars to bailout Argentina without consulting Congress or the American people. Does that seem like the actions of a KING to you?
Join us & let him know just what you think about that this Saturday, 10/18
#NoThronesNoCrownsNO_KINGS 👑
Join us & let him know just what you think about that this Saturday, 10/18
#NoThronesNoCrownsNO_KINGS 👑
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JD Vance can dismiss the Young Republicans as a college group chat.
But let's be clear: the group chat includes a State Senator, a Trump Admin official, and multiple Republican staffers — and some of the worst comments came from folks associated with Mike Johnson, Elise Stefanik, and Mike Lawler.
But let's be clear: the group chat includes a State Senator, a Trump Admin official, and multiple Republican staffers — and some of the worst comments came from folks associated with Mike Johnson, Elise Stefanik, and Mike Lawler.
October 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
JD Vance can dismiss the Young Republicans as a college group chat.
But let's be clear: the group chat includes a State Senator, a Trump Admin official, and multiple Republican staffers — and some of the worst comments came from folks associated with Mike Johnson, Elise Stefanik, and Mike Lawler.
But let's be clear: the group chat includes a State Senator, a Trump Admin official, and multiple Republican staffers — and some of the worst comments came from folks associated with Mike Johnson, Elise Stefanik, and Mike Lawler.
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One aquarium to rule them all 🐠
October 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
One aquarium to rule them all 🐠
I work hard and protect our rights so my cats can have a better life
October 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I work hard and protect our rights so my cats can have a better life
Absolutely disgusting
EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat.
Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇
Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
October 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Absolutely disgusting
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EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat.
Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇
Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
October 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat.
Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇
Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇
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For anyone not familiar, he basically tried to buy a baby from a woman, and liked to sexually torture infants for fun
October 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
For anyone not familiar, he basically tried to buy a baby from a woman, and liked to sexually torture infants for fun
www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/lost...
Another scumbag pedo down
Another scumbag pedo down
Former Lostprophets singer dead after being attacked in Wakefield prison
The convicted paedophile was attacked while serving a 29-year sentence, according to sources
www.standard.co.uk
October 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/lost...
Another scumbag pedo down
Another scumbag pedo down
And of course this has absolutely nothing to do with the 400 million dollar plane bribe that trump took
MAGA is about to go absolutely insane over this Qatari air force base news.
Brown people in one of the most racist states in the country? Only good things can come of this.
There are literally neonazi training camps in northern Idaho, I give it 6 months before the terror begins there
Brown people in one of the most racist states in the country? Only good things can come of this.
There are literally neonazi training camps in northern Idaho, I give it 6 months before the terror begins there
October 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
And of course this has absolutely nothing to do with the 400 million dollar plane bribe that trump took
MAGA is about to go absolutely insane over this Qatari air force base news.
Brown people in one of the most racist states in the country? Only good things can come of this.
There are literally neonazi training camps in northern Idaho, I give it 6 months before the terror begins there
Brown people in one of the most racist states in the country? Only good things can come of this.
There are literally neonazi training camps in northern Idaho, I give it 6 months before the terror begins there
October 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
MAGA is about to go absolutely insane over this Qatari air force base news.
Brown people in one of the most racist states in the country? Only good things can come of this.
There are literally neonazi training camps in northern Idaho, I give it 6 months before the terror begins there
Brown people in one of the most racist states in the country? Only good things can come of this.
There are literally neonazi training camps in northern Idaho, I give it 6 months before the terror begins there
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touch moss (˶ᵔᵕᵔ˶)
we need to invent a more powerful form of grass for some of y'all to touch
October 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
touch moss (˶ᵔᵕᵔ˶)
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Jimmy Kimmel: "Trump was confused by old footage of the Portland protests from 2020, that were being played on a loop by Fox News, so he sent in the National Guard to stop a protest that ended five years ago. God forbid they ever show him footage of Pearl Harbor — Japan will be in a LOT of trouble."
October 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Jimmy Kimmel: "Trump was confused by old footage of the Portland protests from 2020, that were being played on a loop by Fox News, so he sent in the National Guard to stop a protest that ended five years ago. God forbid they ever show him footage of Pearl Harbor — Japan will be in a LOT of trouble."
Spread the word!
There is no left-wing violence in Chicago or Portland. It simply is not happening.
It's so not happening, in fact, that Republicans in Oregon took footage from two South American countries to create a hoax photo about Portland.
They have no actual violent footage to put forward.
It's so not happening, in fact, that Republicans in Oregon took footage from two South American countries to create a hoax photo about Portland.
They have no actual violent footage to put forward.
Republicans post fake image of Oregon protest – using photos of South America
A federal judge had blocked Trump’s request to deploy California national guard to Portland
www.theguardian.com
October 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Spread the word!
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There is no left-wing violence in Chicago or Portland. It simply is not happening.
It's so not happening, in fact, that Republicans in Oregon took footage from two South American countries to create a hoax photo about Portland.
They have no actual violent footage to put forward.
It's so not happening, in fact, that Republicans in Oregon took footage from two South American countries to create a hoax photo about Portland.
They have no actual violent footage to put forward.
Republicans post fake image of Oregon protest – using photos of South America
A federal judge had blocked Trump’s request to deploy California national guard to Portland
www.theguardian.com
October 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
There is no left-wing violence in Chicago or Portland. It simply is not happening.
It's so not happening, in fact, that Republicans in Oregon took footage from two South American countries to create a hoax photo about Portland.
They have no actual violent footage to put forward.
It's so not happening, in fact, that Republicans in Oregon took footage from two South American countries to create a hoax photo about Portland.
They have no actual violent footage to put forward.
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This is out of hand. These agents are there to cause trouble and violence, not to keep people safe. These are the scenes that play out in war torn, destitute countries - not America.
October 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
This is out of hand. These agents are there to cause trouble and violence, not to keep people safe. These are the scenes that play out in war torn, destitute countries - not America.