tularulia
@ileandaily.bsky.social
my thoughts I confess • verge on dirty
curious what everyone’s pavlovian fast food response is after a big night out. mine is popeye’s
December 16, 2024 at 5:57 PM
curious what everyone’s pavlovian fast food response is after a big night out. mine is popeye’s
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going through life like
December 9, 2024 at 3:17 PM
going through life like
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"If I'm guilty of this, every cop in the nation's going to jail," Wendt told CBS News just days before a federal judge sentenced him to a 5-year prison term. Wendt's crimes appear to be part of a nationwide pattern."
But that's the OPPOSITE of what they're supposed to do!! How could this BE??
www.cbsnews.com/news/police-...
www.cbsnews.com/news/police-...
Police illegally sell restricted weapons, supplying crime
These high-powered weapons are only meant for police. How are they ending up in criminals' hands?
www.cbsnews.com
December 5, 2024 at 12:47 PM
"If I'm guilty of this, every cop in the nation's going to jail," Wendt told CBS News just days before a federal judge sentenced him to a 5-year prison term. Wendt's crimes appear to be part of a nationwide pattern."
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My names rapping Corey and im here to say im sorry for not being good at this
December 4, 2024 at 4:33 AM
My names rapping Corey and im here to say im sorry for not being good at this
mad that this didn’t go. I need ten seasons of it
I'm the Mayor of Bimmi Gardens
YouTube video by Chris Fleming
m.youtube.com
December 3, 2024 at 3:46 AM
mad that this didn’t go. I need ten seasons of it
A24 horror movie concept: you have no memory of blowing $40 on the heretic blueberry pie candle until it shows up on your doorstep
December 3, 2024 at 2:16 AM
A24 horror movie concept: you have no memory of blowing $40 on the heretic blueberry pie candle until it shows up on your doorstep
my favorite genre of Christmas song is a romcom plot with next to nothing to do with Christmas
December 2, 2024 at 11:19 PM
my favorite genre of Christmas song is a romcom plot with next to nothing to do with Christmas
you know when you turn on your heat for the first time and breathe in all the burnt hair fumes of the animals that have died in there the past year? is that bad for you?
December 1, 2024 at 5:46 PM
you know when you turn on your heat for the first time and breathe in all the burnt hair fumes of the animals that have died in there the past year? is that bad for you?
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the only reason that tech was ever remotely left-coded was that in the early 2010s they consciously aligned themselves with what appeared to be the dominant political party. that meant large donations to Dems and nominal gestures toward diversity. as soon as the winds shifted they swung right.
December 1, 2024 at 2:04 AM
the only reason that tech was ever remotely left-coded was that in the early 2010s they consciously aligned themselves with what appeared to be the dominant political party. that meant large donations to Dems and nominal gestures toward diversity. as soon as the winds shifted they swung right.
rubbing mashed potatoes into my gums like it’s cocaine
November 28, 2024 at 6:14 PM
rubbing mashed potatoes into my gums like it’s cocaine
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got banned for life from the TaleSpin forums for suggesting that Baloo in TaleSpin is NOT the same bear as Baloo in The Jungle Book. People were screaming at me to shut the fuck up even though I provided EVIDENCE
November 27, 2024 at 6:58 PM
got banned for life from the TaleSpin forums for suggesting that Baloo in TaleSpin is NOT the same bear as Baloo in The Jungle Book. People were screaming at me to shut the fuck up even though I provided EVIDENCE
they’ve caught my scent
November 28, 2024 at 2:28 PM
they’ve caught my scent
how are all my skeetches doin?
November 26, 2024 at 11:03 PM
how are all my skeetches doin?
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Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.
November 21, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.
I believe someone told Gaetz to resign that early because they thought it would be very funny
November 22, 2024 at 6:14 PM
I believe someone told Gaetz to resign that early because they thought it would be very funny
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Attack them. Now they’re fighting two battles
November 12, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Attack them. Now they’re fighting two battles
cajun love language in a fight is cute. we’re not speaking but we’re constantly exchanging food
November 21, 2024 at 2:54 AM
cajun love language in a fight is cute. we’re not speaking but we’re constantly exchanging food
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Wanna put my tender heart in a blender is a really funny line but i burn burn like a wicker cabinet is even funnier. I don't even think they make those. What the fuck wS I talking about
November 19, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Wanna put my tender heart in a blender is a really funny line but i burn burn like a wicker cabinet is even funnier. I don't even think they make those. What the fuck wS I talking about
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Jerry: It's finally finished! Ain't she a beaut?
George: Never seen anything like it Jerry.
Elaine: How tall is it?
J: Eh, about tall enough to reach God?
G: To reach God! You don't say!
E: Syh whalls pprtth dhsi n jyhhub?
J: Prttq, laksknn aj hkrrl!
G: Aj hkrrl?
J: Aj hkrrl!
George: Never seen anything like it Jerry.
Elaine: How tall is it?
J: Eh, about tall enough to reach God?
G: To reach God! You don't say!
E: Syh whalls pprtth dhsi n jyhhub?
J: Prttq, laksknn aj hkrrl!
G: Aj hkrrl?
J: Aj hkrrl!
November 18, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Jerry: It's finally finished! Ain't she a beaut?
George: Never seen anything like it Jerry.
Elaine: How tall is it?
J: Eh, about tall enough to reach God?
G: To reach God! You don't say!
E: Syh whalls pprtth dhsi n jyhhub?
J: Prttq, laksknn aj hkrrl!
G: Aj hkrrl?
J: Aj hkrrl!
George: Never seen anything like it Jerry.
Elaine: How tall is it?
J: Eh, about tall enough to reach God?
G: To reach God! You don't say!
E: Syh whalls pprtth dhsi n jyhhub?
J: Prttq, laksknn aj hkrrl!
G: Aj hkrrl?
J: Aj hkrrl!
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my mom rly loves RFK so while the election results are disappointing, at least she’ll be happy buying raw milk from a cooler in someone’s pickup bed
November 17, 2024 at 6:14 PM
my mom rly loves RFK so while the election results are disappointing, at least she’ll be happy buying raw milk from a cooler in someone’s pickup bed
the next season of The Curse should be based on these guys
November 17, 2024 at 5:20 PM
the next season of The Curse should be based on these guys