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median income. 6’3. the nation’s favourite surface disinfectant.
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@iebrdgt.bsky.social
· Nov 12
How you spend your gays is how your spend your queers
your mum stashes condoms in the same box your milk teeth are in
November 27, 2025 at 11:45 AM
your mum stashes condoms in the same box your milk teeth are in
This petty queen waited TEN years for her sweet revenge!! 😂😂
Oh.. can’t you see it? Come closer. No, no - not on the screen. It’s down this well. The well showed me in the light of a faint glimmer. Perhaps it’s treasure? Give me your hand, let me show you.. 🫴
Oh.. can’t you see it? Come closer. No, no - not on the screen. It’s down this well. The well showed me in the light of a faint glimmer. Perhaps it’s treasure? Give me your hand, let me show you.. 🫴
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
This petty queen waited TEN years for her sweet revenge!! 😂😂
Oh.. can’t you see it? Come closer. No, no - not on the screen. It’s down this well. The well showed me in the light of a faint glimmer. Perhaps it’s treasure? Give me your hand, let me show you.. 🫴
Oh.. can’t you see it? Come closer. No, no - not on the screen. It’s down this well. The well showed me in the light of a faint glimmer. Perhaps it’s treasure? Give me your hand, let me show you.. 🫴
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ive a twenty billion pound black hole you can tighten your belt round ms reeves
October 17, 2025 at 10:39 AM
ive a twenty billion pound black hole you can tighten your belt round ms reeves
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your discount
code will stack
with existing
offers
your discount
code will stack
with existing
offers
November 26, 2025 at 8:25 AM
😌🫳 ✨
your discount
code will stack
with existing
offers
your discount
code will stack
with existing
offers
made focaccia to impress a lover
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
made focaccia to impress a lover
Teas will be called like PARTICULARLY PEPPERMINT and then not be very minty at all
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Teas will be called like PARTICULARLY PEPPERMINT and then not be very minty at all
and today i finished it! i am going to measure it
that's right - i'm knitting myself a great big blanket! ☝️🙂
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
and today i finished it! i am going to measure it
my fourth most frequently visited website is the youtube page for New Order - Vanishing Point
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
my fourth most frequently visited website is the youtube page for New Order - Vanishing Point
Crying laughing at the bookshelf here. Non-Reader’s Digest
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Crying laughing at the bookshelf here. Non-Reader’s Digest
My grandfather would contribute no more than one singular element to any and every meal; even when hosting. He called it ‘cheese dish’. It was just cheese and thick sliced onion piled high in a clay roasting pot, baked then refrigerated.
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 AM
My grandfather would contribute no more than one singular element to any and every meal; even when hosting. He called it ‘cheese dish’. It was just cheese and thick sliced onion piled high in a clay roasting pot, baked then refrigerated.
Yes yes tell me in miserably fine detail every horrible thing your friends and family say about people like me. I will reward you for being a good ally and the experience of laundering your guilt will not at all be outrageously harmful to me
November 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Yes yes tell me in miserably fine detail every horrible thing your friends and family say about people like me. I will reward you for being a good ally and the experience of laundering your guilt will not at all be outrageously harmful to me
im in ur flat playing with ur cat
November 24, 2025 at 9:24 AM
im in ur flat playing with ur cat
Die My Love is about what will happen if you decide to get a dog
November 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Die My Love is about what will happen if you decide to get a dog
needed a job that would both fund and tolerate me being a crackhead and then i stopped being a crackhead and started being good at job 🫡
November 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
needed a job that would both fund and tolerate me being a crackhead and then i stopped being a crackhead and started being good at job 🫡
wayne rooney is looking much healthier these days 🙂
November 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
wayne rooney is looking much healthier these days 🙂
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Sir Keir Starmer dead at 44. Trapped in Bamzooki.
April 12, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Sir Keir Starmer dead at 44. Trapped in Bamzooki.
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‘Those are magnificent. Your breasts are stunning, and I feel satisfied.’ said Keir Starmer, his eyes black with hunger.
‘Th-thanks. But.. I’m not read-‘ you weakly reply.
A soft wet finger on your lips: interruption. ‘I will first use my teeth to tug and pull on the nipples, creating pleasure.’
‘Th-thanks. But.. I’m not read-‘ you weakly reply.
A soft wet finger on your lips: interruption. ‘I will first use my teeth to tug and pull on the nipples, creating pleasure.’
May 13, 2025 at 10:09 AM
‘Those are magnificent. Your breasts are stunning, and I feel satisfied.’ said Keir Starmer, his eyes black with hunger.
‘Th-thanks. But.. I’m not read-‘ you weakly reply.
A soft wet finger on your lips: interruption. ‘I will first use my teeth to tug and pull on the nipples, creating pleasure.’
‘Th-thanks. But.. I’m not read-‘ you weakly reply.
A soft wet finger on your lips: interruption. ‘I will first use my teeth to tug and pull on the nipples, creating pleasure.’
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DOWNING STREET: SIR KEIR STARMER 'DELIVERING RESULTS FOR BRITISH PEOPLE' AFTER BECOMING TRAPPED IN FANTASTICAL CGI WORLD OF BAMZOOKI
April 8, 2025 at 9:27 AM
DOWNING STREET: SIR KEIR STARMER 'DELIVERING RESULTS FOR BRITISH PEOPLE' AFTER BECOMING TRAPPED IN FANTASTICAL CGI WORLD OF BAMZOOKI
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BREAKING: Sir Keir Starmer TRAPPED in BAMZOOKI, faces TIME TRIAL circuit of TUNNELS and RAMPS
‘That’s why, we are committed to having both long dextrous legs and nimble gait’ said PM spox
‘That’s why, we are committed to having both long dextrous legs and nimble gait’ said PM spox
April 4, 2025 at 11:12 AM
BREAKING: Sir Keir Starmer TRAPPED in BAMZOOKI, faces TIME TRIAL circuit of TUNNELS and RAMPS
‘That’s why, we are committed to having both long dextrous legs and nimble gait’ said PM spox
‘That’s why, we are committed to having both long dextrous legs and nimble gait’ said PM spox
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BREAKING: Sir Keir Starmer condition ‘critical’ following ‘security lapse’ near his home in Bamzooki
Police have this afternoon released the following image of the suspected assailant and issued an urgent request for information that may assist their investigation.
Police have this afternoon released the following image of the suspected assailant and issued an urgent request for information that may assist their investigation.
April 10, 2025 at 12:37 PM
BREAKING: Sir Keir Starmer condition ‘critical’ following ‘security lapse’ near his home in Bamzooki
Police have this afternoon released the following image of the suspected assailant and issued an urgent request for information that may assist their investigation.
Police have this afternoon released the following image of the suspected assailant and issued an urgent request for information that may assist their investigation.
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‘But Mr Starmer… Mr Prime Minister I mean, I-‘ I felt those two soft wet fingers again, this time on the lips, dampening my dissent like cool water over burning coals.
‘Shush now sexy.’ said the imposing man. ‘Only hurts on outside. Inner rectum far more flexible, and pleasurable for me.’
‘Shush now sexy.’ said the imposing man. ‘Only hurts on outside. Inner rectum far more flexible, and pleasurable for me.’
May 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
‘But Mr Starmer… Mr Prime Minister I mean, I-‘ I felt those two soft wet fingers again, this time on the lips, dampening my dissent like cool water over burning coals.
‘Shush now sexy.’ said the imposing man. ‘Only hurts on outside. Inner rectum far more flexible, and pleasurable for me.’
‘Shush now sexy.’ said the imposing man. ‘Only hurts on outside. Inner rectum far more flexible, and pleasurable for me.’
I’ve had a nice morning reading my own posts
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I’ve had a nice morning reading my own posts
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You arrive at the gates of Viscount Altrizard’s Grand Palace
>drain penis
You are at the gates of Viscount Altrizard’s Palace
There is a lever.. could it be connected to the drawbridge?
>drain own penis
You are at the gates of Viscount Altrizard’s Palace
Try looking around!
>suck pe
>drain penis
You are at the gates of Viscount Altrizard’s Palace
There is a lever.. could it be connected to the drawbridge?
>drain own penis
You are at the gates of Viscount Altrizard’s Palace
Try looking around!
>suck pe
July 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
You arrive at the gates of Viscount Altrizard’s Grand Palace
>drain penis
You are at the gates of Viscount Altrizard’s Palace
There is a lever.. could it be connected to the drawbridge?
>drain own penis
You are at the gates of Viscount Altrizard’s Palace
Try looking around!
>suck pe
>drain penis
You are at the gates of Viscount Altrizard’s Palace
There is a lever.. could it be connected to the drawbridge?
>drain own penis
You are at the gates of Viscount Altrizard’s Palace
Try looking around!
>suck pe
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brits... born to knees up... forced to knuckle down...
July 8, 2025 at 11:13 AM
brits... born to knees up... forced to knuckle down...
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NEW: Keir Starmer’s soul ‘transferred’ into Brum
PM: I enjoy to be washed and wiped and stored in a garage. It is enjoyable to have light bulbs for my eyes and sneak into town unseen to observe the things that people do. I am Brum.
Hat tip @pippacrerar.bsky.social for the scoop 👏
PM: I enjoy to be washed and wiped and stored in a garage. It is enjoyable to have light bulbs for my eyes and sneak into town unseen to observe the things that people do. I am Brum.
Hat tip @pippacrerar.bsky.social for the scoop 👏
May 22, 2025 at 7:52 AM
NEW: Keir Starmer’s soul ‘transferred’ into Brum
PM: I enjoy to be washed and wiped and stored in a garage. It is enjoyable to have light bulbs for my eyes and sneak into town unseen to observe the things that people do. I am Brum.
Hat tip @pippacrerar.bsky.social for the scoop 👏
PM: I enjoy to be washed and wiped and stored in a garage. It is enjoyable to have light bulbs for my eyes and sneak into town unseen to observe the things that people do. I am Brum.
Hat tip @pippacrerar.bsky.social for the scoop 👏