I'd love a plushie of my character, but I was thinking more like Sean's cashapp

How can I give you more money, aside from buying the game for a friend?

My kid's gonna need a reliable set of wheels of his own pretty soon...

Only if there's also live demons on stage.

Bring any modern device to the beach, and you will quickly discover a: the iron content of local sand and b: the number of hidden magnets embedded in practically everything

And already, this thread is longer than the original sketch.

Please tell me that somewhere there's an astronomy paper that defines a "Kessel Run" unit as 12 parsecs, or roughly 2.176 × 10^17 smoots.

Or "Will Will Smith smith Will Smith, smith?" or something like that. I lost track after the second buffalo.

Oh shit. He's going after Antarctica next.

This is the generational knowledge inherited from Finns, Swedes, and Cornish miners. I hope there's some good pasty lore being passed around, too.

Remember when they were putting kids in cages at the southern border? Have you forgotten about them? I kinda wonder if ICE and border patrol forgot about them, too... Maybe someone should check up on the MIGRANT KIDS IN CAGES

Saving this for when my kids start dating

Feels like the last year has been more than 80%, to be honest.

It shouldn't be necessary to flood the phones and inboxes of our elected representatives to urge them to DO THE RIGHT FUCKING THING or to BE A GOOD PERSON but here we are.