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Glad to see David Byrne's suit from Stop Making Sense is still getting work.
February 9, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Glad to see David Byrne's suit from Stop Making Sense is still getting work.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but "whiskey stones" work just as well to keep a mug of hot cocoa (or coffee) warm as they do keeping your libations cold. Thermal density works both ways.
February 1, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but "whiskey stones" work just as well to keep a mug of hot cocoa (or coffee) warm as they do keeping your libations cold. Thermal density works both ways.
Heckle the Dipshit in Chief.
Get fired.
Raise $800k.
Get fired.
Raise $800k.
January 16, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Heckle the Dipshit in Chief.
Get fired.
Raise $800k.
Get fired.
Raise $800k.
If you want to secure my vote in the midterm, fix this.
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 PM
If you want to secure my vote in the midterm, fix this.
I think I'm ready to adopt another pup. I pulled down the bin with our old dog's beds and things today, opened it and the powerful scent of DOG washed over me. He passed away 18 months ago, and for the first time I wasn't overwhelmed by grief for him (except as typed this).
Anyhow, meet Tortellini.
Anyhow, meet Tortellini.
December 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I think I'm ready to adopt another pup. I pulled down the bin with our old dog's beds and things today, opened it and the powerful scent of DOG washed over me. He passed away 18 months ago, and for the first time I wasn't overwhelmed by grief for him (except as typed this).
Anyhow, meet Tortellini.
Anyhow, meet Tortellini.
When you can no longer justify Adobe's monthly subscription payment.
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
When you can no longer justify Adobe's monthly subscription payment.
You should know: while a senator cannot be impeached, per se, one can be expelled by a two thirds vote.
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
You should know: while a senator cannot be impeached, per se, one can be expelled by a two thirds vote.
Sorry - that should have been a GIF, not just the thumbnail. The previous poster has been sacked.
November 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Sorry - that should have been a GIF, not just the thumbnail. The previous poster has been sacked.
Someone wise once said the point of traveling is not to see other countries, but to see your home with fresh eyes when you return.
The skies above my home don't get swirling, glowing, green flames and shimmering curtains of cosmic light, so that's one point for other countries.
Sauðafell, Iceland
The skies above my home don't get swirling, glowing, green flames and shimmering curtains of cosmic light, so that's one point for other countries.
Sauðafell, Iceland
November 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Someone wise once said the point of traveling is not to see other countries, but to see your home with fresh eyes when you return.
The skies above my home don't get swirling, glowing, green flames and shimmering curtains of cosmic light, so that's one point for other countries.
Sauðafell, Iceland
The skies above my home don't get swirling, glowing, green flames and shimmering curtains of cosmic light, so that's one point for other countries.
Sauðafell, Iceland
This is the National Icelandic Theater building in Reykjavik. This country is punk as fuck.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nationa...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nationa...
October 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
This is the National Icelandic Theater building in Reykjavik. This country is punk as fuck.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nationa...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nationa...
Yesterday, the Louvre Diner
October 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Yesterday, the Louvre Diner
Flying to Reykjavik to buy sunglasses is a hell of a flex, but worth it for the pun.
October 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Flying to Reykjavik to buy sunglasses is a hell of a flex, but worth it for the pun.
Something's wrong with this toast. It tastes like...
October 15, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Something's wrong with this toast. It tastes like...
Sorry, Chris. Did I miss your big day?
October 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Sorry, Chris. Did I miss your big day?
THE BLACK CONE
MONUMENT TO CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE
When the government violates the rights of the people insurrection is for the people and for each portion of the people the most sacred of rights and the most indispensable of duties.
Declaration of the Rights of Man and Citizen
1793
MONUMENT TO CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE
When the government violates the rights of the people insurrection is for the people and for each portion of the people the most sacred of rights and the most indispensable of duties.
Declaration of the Rights of Man and Citizen
1793
October 12, 2025 at 8:50 AM
THE BLACK CONE
MONUMENT TO CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE
When the government violates the rights of the people insurrection is for the people and for each portion of the people the most sacred of rights and the most indispensable of duties.
Declaration of the Rights of Man and Citizen
1793
MONUMENT TO CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE
When the government violates the rights of the people insurrection is for the people and for each portion of the people the most sacred of rights and the most indispensable of duties.
Declaration of the Rights of Man and Citizen
1793
The neighborhood squirrels...
September 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The neighborhood squirrels...
Whenever I see a "NO ICE" sign, I say to myself "Noice"
September 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Whenever I see a "NO ICE" sign, I say to myself "Noice"
My kids: Ugh! These chips are already stale
Also My kids:
Also My kids:
September 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
My kids: Ugh! These chips are already stale
Also My kids:
Also My kids:
Bernard. Ber Naaard. Nard Dog. Nardo. Bernardo Leonardo Beaglesworth, Marquis of Fuzzington.
Mr. Berns. Bear Nards. B'Nagh (Klingon pronunciation). Buh-dee.
Murph. Smurf. [ASL sign for "dog," patting thigh with right hand, then snap fingers]
Mr. Berns. Bear Nards. B'Nagh (Klingon pronunciation). Buh-dee.
Murph. Smurf. [ASL sign for "dog," patting thigh with right hand, then snap fingers]
September 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Bernard. Ber Naaard. Nard Dog. Nardo. Bernardo Leonardo Beaglesworth, Marquis of Fuzzington.
Mr. Berns. Bear Nards. B'Nagh (Klingon pronunciation). Buh-dee.
Murph. Smurf. [ASL sign for "dog," patting thigh with right hand, then snap fingers]
Mr. Berns. Bear Nards. B'Nagh (Klingon pronunciation). Buh-dee.
Murph. Smurf. [ASL sign for "dog," patting thigh with right hand, then snap fingers]
Charles, the Sharkbus isn't real. It can't hurt you.
But doctor!
But doctor!
August 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Charles, the Sharkbus isn't real. It can't hurt you.
But doctor!
But doctor!
Come sit by me, my son. It is time you learned of our culture.
July 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Come sit by me, my son. It is time you learned of our culture.
What radicalized you?
July 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
What radicalized you?