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• @idgafcertified.com · 3d

But what if their email finds you well?

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• @idgafcertified.com · 5d

Aw jeez. Don't tell these people they're "not rich" - they won't understand.

• @idgafcertified.com · 6d

Had I not been with my family, I would have engaged this young woman, young enough to be my daughter and whose secondary sexual characteristics were so distracting to me that I could pay attention to nothing else, couldn't enjoy my meal, had the image running through my mind for days... sorry what?

• @idgafcertified.com · 7d

I reserve judgement until you answer this:
poster tape or blu tack?

• @idgafcertified.com · 8d

Even so, if it's not resolved by cleaning, it's an electrical fault. I want to try and diagnose and fix one.

• @idgafcertified.com · 8d

This is the National Icelandic Theater building in Reykjavik. This country is punk as fuck.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nationa...

• @idgafcertified.com · 8d

@siracusa.social Have you saved any of your "dead" MS mouses? I'm curious to see if I could diagnose and revive one by identifying the capacitor or other component (but I suspect a capacitor) that's gone bad.

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• @idgafcertified.com · 10d

Meanwhile, most homeowners need HOA approval to repaint their front door.

• @idgafcertified.com · 10d

I'd say I have gone through fewer nazi phases than the "average" man my age.

Something something Nazis Georg?

• @idgafcertified.com · 11d

Be honest. What has affected you more directly: Government shutdown or AWS outage?

• @idgafcertified.com · 12d

The generations that grew up after computers and smart phones were ubiquitous are more comfortable using them than the generation that came before, but don't know as much about how computers actually *work*.

This, but "functional democracy".

• @idgafcertified.com · 12d

Yesterday, the Louvre Diner

• @idgafcertified.com · 13d

"Who am I? Among the mortals, I have many names. It depends if you mean on IRC, or the MUDs, AIM, ICQ, or maybe Twitter? You could try one of a dozen or so email addresses, but they all redirect to me at...

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• @idgafcertified.com · 14d

Flying to Reykjavik to buy sunglasses is a hell of a flex, but worth it for the pun.

Sign in the Reykjavik, Iceland airport for a sunglasses store called "Eyesland"

• @idgafcertified.com · 15d

"Run! You're free! Run and don't look back!"

• @idgafcertified.com · 15d

In the Old Country, there was no Law but the King.

Here, we have No King but the Law.

• @idgafcertified.com · 15d

When the establishment is all psychopaths, empathy is punk.

• @idgafcertified.com · 18d

Something's wrong with this toast. It tastes like...

• @idgafcertified.com · 19d

Sorry, Chris. Did I miss your big day?

• @idgafcertified.com · 20d

The GOAT

• @idgafcertified.com · 21d

THE BLACK CONE
MONUMENT TO CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE

When the government violates the rights of the people insurrection is for the people and for each portion of the people the most sacred of rights and the most indispensable of duties.

Declaration of the Rights of Man and Citizen

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• @idgafcertified.com · 24d

Adding "IT Services Manager, Antifa. 2024-present" to my CV

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• @idgafcertified.com · 24d

Porn. Porn is always first.

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• @idgafcertified.com · 24d

Next week, when you ask an LLM who represents Antifa...

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• @idgafcertified.com · 24d

@robwords.bsky.social I wonder why some rooms in a house have English words that just specify their function (bedroom, bathroom, laundry room) and others have more specific names (library, kitchen, foyer) and, I presume, etymologies.

Do you have a video on that?