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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵
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Often sweary. Sometimes funny. Occasionally insightful. (I'm working on the order of those, but no promises 🤷‍♂️) Currently living on a branch up in a tree 🐒🌴

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November 28, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Look, I don't think you're wrong, at all mate

Consider it an ancillary benefit. Absolutely pissing down. "Tonight, we're sleeping IN the bridge"

Also likely where the idea that people (ie Trolls) lived under bridges. Because roofs
November 28, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Bridges were covered to slow wood rot of the actual bridge. A bridge that was covered could last 100 years b4 repairs were needed. Bridges not covered may last 20 or 30 years before repair was needed.
November 28, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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And yet under-16's can freely be inundated with gambling ads, and 10 year-olds can be sent to gaol.
November 28, 2025 at 6:41 AM
1 billion %

It's ALL fucking bullshit
November 28, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Very
November 28, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Therefore probably women called Amber too.

I wouldn't risk it mate.
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Ploise explane where I can get a fucking VB?

😂
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM