Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵
@ideamonkey.bsky.social
Often sweary. Sometimes funny. Occasionally insightful. (I'm working on the order of those, but no promises 🤷♂️) Currently living on a branch up in a tree 🐒🌴
Event medic ⛑️
Patient Transport Officer 🚑
Paramedic in training 🚨
(Reformed advertiser 🙏)
Event medic ⛑️
Patient Transport Officer 🚑
Paramedic in training 🚨
(Reformed advertiser 🙏)
Narrator: What you need to know is that, based on mean property prices by Aust State, this program will do sweet fuck all (the cut offs barely exceed the means, and in some cases don't).
But then, it's also not really meant to shit bc the LAST thing LaBOr wants to do is help struggling Australians
But then, it's also not really meant to shit bc the LAST thing LaBOr wants to do is help struggling Australians
November 28, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Narrator: What you need to know is that, based on mean property prices by Aust State, this program will do sweet fuck all (the cut offs barely exceed the means, and in some cases don't).
But then, it's also not really meant to shit bc the LAST thing LaBOr wants to do is help struggling Australians
But then, it's also not really meant to shit bc the LAST thing LaBOr wants to do is help struggling Australians
First aid monkey medic update.
Since volunteering with St John around the middle of this year, I've clocked up over 100 duty hours. Ignore the 'unconfirmed'. It will be.
(Note: St John runs their years from the end of each Nov, not Dec, so anything next month is 'next year')
#ProudMonkey
Since volunteering with St John around the middle of this year, I've clocked up over 100 duty hours. Ignore the 'unconfirmed'. It will be.
(Note: St John runs their years from the end of each Nov, not Dec, so anything next month is 'next year')
#ProudMonkey
November 27, 2025 at 8:38 AM
First aid monkey medic update.
Since volunteering with St John around the middle of this year, I've clocked up over 100 duty hours. Ignore the 'unconfirmed'. It will be.
(Note: St John runs their years from the end of each Nov, not Dec, so anything next month is 'next year')
#ProudMonkey
Since volunteering with St John around the middle of this year, I've clocked up over 100 duty hours. Ignore the 'unconfirmed'. It will be.
(Note: St John runs their years from the end of each Nov, not Dec, so anything next month is 'next year')
#ProudMonkey
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I don't care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When I'm not around
You're so fucking special
I wish I was special
But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
🎶
I don't care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When I'm not around
You're so fucking special
I wish I was special
But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
🎶
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 AM
🎶
I don't care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When I'm not around
You're so fucking special
I wish I was special
But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
🎶
I don't care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When I'm not around
You're so fucking special
I wish I was special
But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
🎶
Just checked the weather
Two things jumped out at me
1. Sydney is about to get a proper bath. Stay safe people.
2. Temu jewellery ads in small space formats look identical to porn, which it what I thought it was. I had to click on it to figure out what it actually was 🧐😬
Two things jumped out at me
1. Sydney is about to get a proper bath. Stay safe people.
2. Temu jewellery ads in small space formats look identical to porn, which it what I thought it was. I had to click on it to figure out what it actually was 🧐😬
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Just checked the weather
Two things jumped out at me
1. Sydney is about to get a proper bath. Stay safe people.
2. Temu jewellery ads in small space formats look identical to porn, which it what I thought it was. I had to click on it to figure out what it actually was 🧐😬
Two things jumped out at me
1. Sydney is about to get a proper bath. Stay safe people.
2. Temu jewellery ads in small space formats look identical to porn, which it what I thought it was. I had to click on it to figure out what it actually was 🧐😬
Honestly, please start with 'wasabi' that comes in those little packets you get from the sushi shop.
It's just mustard powder coloured green.
And it's sitting RIGHT THERE.
You wouldn't even need to do genetics.
It's just mustard powder coloured green.
And it's sitting RIGHT THERE.
You wouldn't even need to do genetics.
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Honestly, please start with 'wasabi' that comes in those little packets you get from the sushi shop.
It's just mustard powder coloured green.
And it's sitting RIGHT THERE.
You wouldn't even need to do genetics.
It's just mustard powder coloured green.
And it's sitting RIGHT THERE.
You wouldn't even need to do genetics.
Interestingly, the actual article headline gets it right 🤔
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Interestingly, the actual article headline gets it right 🤔
"Sit down, boofhead"
November 19, 2025 at 4:58 AM
"Sit down, boofhead"
Now think the NDIS and DSP in Aust
LLaABbOoRr is already nipping at them. Asking recipients to provide further evidence WITHOUT stating what's lacking
NO ONE from Robodebt was ever held to account. Also because of LLaaABbOOr
Please try and tell me I'm 'overreacting'
Maybe I'm 'emotional'
Fuck
LLaABbOoRr is already nipping at them. Asking recipients to provide further evidence WITHOUT stating what's lacking
NO ONE from Robodebt was ever held to account. Also because of LLaaABbOOr
Please try and tell me I'm 'overreacting'
Maybe I'm 'emotional'
Fuck
November 17, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Now think the NDIS and DSP in Aust
LLaABbOoRr is already nipping at them. Asking recipients to provide further evidence WITHOUT stating what's lacking
NO ONE from Robodebt was ever held to account. Also because of LLaaABbOOr
Please try and tell me I'm 'overreacting'
Maybe I'm 'emotional'
Fuck
LLaABbOoRr is already nipping at them. Asking recipients to provide further evidence WITHOUT stating what's lacking
NO ONE from Robodebt was ever held to account. Also because of LLaaABbOOr
Please try and tell me I'm 'overreacting'
Maybe I'm 'emotional'
Fuck
LAAbbBOOOrrRrr
How good are they?
🤣🤣🤣
We're fucked
How good are they?
🤣🤣🤣
We're fucked
November 17, 2025 at 5:55 AM
LAAbbBOOOrrRrr
How good are they?
🤣🤣🤣
We're fucked
How good are they?
🤣🤣🤣
We're fucked
Fun fact Australia
We don't have 50 year mortgages (yet) but the premise of this post is 1000000% true for every person locked out of the housing market, which happens to be millions of Australians
True, right now. Today. And for the rest of our lives.
Fuck this.
We don't have 50 year mortgages (yet) but the premise of this post is 1000000% true for every person locked out of the housing market, which happens to be millions of Australians
True, right now. Today. And for the rest of our lives.
Fuck this.
November 16, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Fun fact Australia
We don't have 50 year mortgages (yet) but the premise of this post is 1000000% true for every person locked out of the housing market, which happens to be millions of Australians
True, right now. Today. And for the rest of our lives.
Fuck this.
We don't have 50 year mortgages (yet) but the premise of this post is 1000000% true for every person locked out of the housing market, which happens to be millions of Australians
True, right now. Today. And for the rest of our lives.
Fuck this.
I'm praying it turns out that a bunch of atheists made this for direct profit
🙏🙏🙏
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November 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I'm praying it turns out that a bunch of atheists made this for direct profit
🙏🙏🙏
🙏🙏🙏
Nah. It's for the usual reason the US interferes with the Govts of other countries ...
November 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Nah. It's for the usual reason the US interferes with the Govts of other countries ...
Hi everyone, my name is Bruin
Today I learned that if I spin the big white thing a lot, I get a bonus cardboard tube to chew as a reward for being such a good boi
😩😂
Today I learned that if I spin the big white thing a lot, I get a bonus cardboard tube to chew as a reward for being such a good boi
😩😂
November 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Hi everyone, my name is Bruin
Today I learned that if I spin the big white thing a lot, I get a bonus cardboard tube to chew as a reward for being such a good boi
😩😂
Today I learned that if I spin the big white thing a lot, I get a bonus cardboard tube to chew as a reward for being such a good boi
😩😂
The kids have mixed feelings. Severe cognitive dissonance remarks to childhood tv
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
November 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
The kids have mixed feelings. Severe cognitive dissonance remarks to childhood tv
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
If the people tasked with fixing the problem all boast property portfolios, it will NEVER be fixed.
They could take meaningful steps right now.
THEY. ARE. NOT
(First person to try and argue it's a 'supply' issue gets a throat punch)
They could take meaningful steps right now.
THEY. ARE. NOT
(First person to try and argue it's a 'supply' issue gets a throat punch)
November 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
If the people tasked with fixing the problem all boast property portfolios, it will NEVER be fixed.
They could take meaningful steps right now.
THEY. ARE. NOT
(First person to try and argue it's a 'supply' issue gets a throat punch)
They could take meaningful steps right now.
THEY. ARE. NOT
(First person to try and argue it's a 'supply' issue gets a throat punch)
Well this is feeling depressingly similar to something, but I can't quite remember what 🙄🤬🖕
November 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Well this is feeling depressingly similar to something, but I can't quite remember what 🙄🤬🖕
Today vs what it'll look like in six months' time
November 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Today vs what it'll look like in six months' time
Sydney is about to get a pasting.
October 31, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Sydney is about to get a pasting.
Fun fact:
This is NOT justice for the victims
Not even fucking close.
This is NOT justice for the victims
Not even fucking close.
October 31, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Fun fact:
This is NOT justice for the victims
Not even fucking close.
This is NOT justice for the victims
Not even fucking close.
Well fuck me, it's almost as if our FN brothers and sisters know this country better than 'we' do.
I mean, who saw THAT shit coming?
🙄😮💨
I mean, who saw THAT shit coming?
🙄😮💨
October 31, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Well fuck me, it's almost as if our FN brothers and sisters know this country better than 'we' do.
I mean, who saw THAT shit coming?
🙄😮💨
I mean, who saw THAT shit coming?
🙄😮💨
Do any of those 'pictures' include him raping little girls?
Seems like it should, you know, so we get the ENTIRE story here.
Fuck right off with these 'puff pieces' 🖕
Seems like it should, you know, so we get the ENTIRE story here.
Fuck right off with these 'puff pieces' 🖕
October 31, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Do any of those 'pictures' include him raping little girls?
Seems like it should, you know, so we get the ENTIRE story here.
Fuck right off with these 'puff pieces' 🖕
Seems like it should, you know, so we get the ENTIRE story here.
Fuck right off with these 'puff pieces' 🖕
So along with tariffs, Trump clearly doesn't know how ceasefires work either
October 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
So along with tariffs, Trump clearly doesn't know how ceasefires work either
And it's not even just the parrots
October 29, 2025 at 8:48 AM
And it's not even just the parrots
@australianlabor.bsky.social
"Hi, I'm Murray Watt The Fuck. This is a photo of me, taking a massive dump on the environment. How good is it, right?"
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"Hi, I'm Murray Watt The Fuck. This is a photo of me, taking a massive dump on the environment. How good is it, right?"
🖕
October 29, 2025 at 6:27 AM
@australianlabor.bsky.social
"Hi, I'm Murray Watt The Fuck. This is a photo of me, taking a massive dump on the environment. How good is it, right?"
🖕
"Hi, I'm Murray Watt The Fuck. This is a photo of me, taking a massive dump on the environment. How good is it, right?"
🖕