Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵
@ideamonkey.bsky.social
Often sweary. Sometimes funny. Occasionally insightful. (I'm working on the order of those, but no promises 🤷♂️) Currently living on a branch up in a tree 🐒🌴
Event medic ⛑️
Patient Transport Officer 🚑
Paramedic in training 🚨
(Reformed advertiser 🙏)
Event medic ⛑️
Patient Transport Officer 🚑
Paramedic in training 🚨
(Reformed advertiser 🙏)
Pinned
Well, after a six months in the Minor Leagues (volunteering for St John), I've decided to step up to the Majors and go pro.
I start my Paramedicine Degree in 2026.
🚨 ⛑️
(I wonder if that means I should change my handle to Medic Monkey now? 🤔)
I start my Paramedicine Degree in 2026.
🚨 ⛑️
(I wonder if that means I should change my handle to Medic Monkey now? 🤔)
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More like;
Me: Have you guys studied the World of the Worlds?
Aliens: We've yet to process that text, human
Me: Um, well maybe read up. Since then we've 'invented' Cvd19 and are systematically dismantling our vaccine programs designed to keep other super deadly diseases at bay
Aliens: 🤔👋🚀
Me: Have you guys studied the World of the Worlds?
Aliens: We've yet to process that text, human
Me: Um, well maybe read up. Since then we've 'invented' Cvd19 and are systematically dismantling our vaccine programs designed to keep other super deadly diseases at bay
Aliens: 🤔👋🚀
November 28, 2025 at 7:24 AM
More like;
Me: Have you guys studied the World of the Worlds?
Aliens: We've yet to process that text, human
Me: Um, well maybe read up. Since then we've 'invented' Cvd19 and are systematically dismantling our vaccine programs designed to keep other super deadly diseases at bay
Aliens: 🤔👋🚀
Me: Have you guys studied the World of the Worlds?
Aliens: We've yet to process that text, human
Me: Um, well maybe read up. Since then we've 'invented' Cvd19 and are systematically dismantling our vaccine programs designed to keep other super deadly diseases at bay
Aliens: 🤔👋🚀
Snort laughed at that
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November 28, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Snort laughed at that
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This 'plan' is SO stupid
ZERO evidence of efficacy
ZERO ability to enforce it (by contrast, there are already multiple ways to evade it)
ZERO consideration that this WILL push young people on to less regulated and more dangerous platforms
ZERO people asked for it.
Except the Murdochs
LaBOr 👏🖕
ZERO evidence of efficacy
ZERO ability to enforce it (by contrast, there are already multiple ways to evade it)
ZERO consideration that this WILL push young people on to less regulated and more dangerous platforms
ZERO people asked for it.
Except the Murdochs
LaBOr 👏🖕
November 28, 2025 at 6:33 AM
This 'plan' is SO stupid
ZERO evidence of efficacy
ZERO ability to enforce it (by contrast, there are already multiple ways to evade it)
ZERO consideration that this WILL push young people on to less regulated and more dangerous platforms
ZERO people asked for it.
Except the Murdochs
LaBOr 👏🖕
ZERO evidence of efficacy
ZERO ability to enforce it (by contrast, there are already multiple ways to evade it)
ZERO consideration that this WILL push young people on to less regulated and more dangerous platforms
ZERO people asked for it.
Except the Murdochs
LaBOr 👏🖕
More like;
Me: Have you guys studied the World of the Worlds?
Aliens: We've yet to process that text, human
Me: Um, well maybe read up. Since then we've 'invented' Cvd19 and are systematically dismantling our vaccine programs designed to keep other super deadly diseases at bay
Aliens: 🤔👋🚀
Me: Have you guys studied the World of the Worlds?
Aliens: We've yet to process that text, human
Me: Um, well maybe read up. Since then we've 'invented' Cvd19 and are systematically dismantling our vaccine programs designed to keep other super deadly diseases at bay
Aliens: 🤔👋🚀
November 28, 2025 at 7:24 AM
More like;
Me: Have you guys studied the World of the Worlds?
Aliens: We've yet to process that text, human
Me: Um, well maybe read up. Since then we've 'invented' Cvd19 and are systematically dismantling our vaccine programs designed to keep other super deadly diseases at bay
Aliens: 🤔👋🚀
Me: Have you guys studied the World of the Worlds?
Aliens: We've yet to process that text, human
Me: Um, well maybe read up. Since then we've 'invented' Cvd19 and are systematically dismantling our vaccine programs designed to keep other super deadly diseases at bay
Aliens: 🤔👋🚀
Ploise explane where I can get a fucking VB?
"I believe we are in danger of being swamped by wind farms. They have their own energy and power, form ghettos on hillsides and do not assimilate with coal and gas plants."
Barnlene Joyson
Maiden speech to Parliament 2026
#auspol
Barnlene Joyson
Maiden speech to Parliament 2026
#auspol
November 28, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Ploise explane where I can get a fucking VB?
🤔
Given the horror of the Hong Kong fires, a TOTALLY valid question to ask
Monkey's guess. No one.
Given the horror of the Hong Kong fires, a TOTALLY valid question to ask
Monkey's guess. No one.
So who monitors that the netting used in Australia for high rise construction is not flammable? @michaelwestbiz.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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Given the horror of the Hong Kong fires, a TOTALLY valid question to ask
Monkey's guess. No one.
Given the horror of the Hong Kong fires, a TOTALLY valid question to ask
Monkey's guess. No one.
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And yet under-16's can freely be inundated with gambling ads, and 10 year-olds can be sent to gaol.
November 28, 2025 at 6:41 AM
And yet under-16's can freely be inundated with gambling ads, and 10 year-olds can be sent to gaol.
Hard agree
IT 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 COMPLICATED 👏
They raped children, and trafficked those children for other men to rape
IT 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 COMPLICATED 👏
They raped children, and trafficked those children for other men to rape
November 28, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Hard agree
IT 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 COMPLICATED 👏
They raped children, and trafficked those children for other men to rape
IT 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 COMPLICATED 👏
They raped children, and trafficked those children for other men to rape
This 'plan' is SO stupid
ZERO evidence of efficacy
ZERO ability to enforce it (by contrast, there are already multiple ways to evade it)
ZERO consideration that this WILL push young people on to less regulated and more dangerous platforms
ZERO people asked for it.
Except the Murdochs
LaBOr 👏🖕
ZERO evidence of efficacy
ZERO ability to enforce it (by contrast, there are already multiple ways to evade it)
ZERO consideration that this WILL push young people on to less regulated and more dangerous platforms
ZERO people asked for it.
Except the Murdochs
LaBOr 👏🖕
November 28, 2025 at 6:33 AM
This 'plan' is SO stupid
ZERO evidence of efficacy
ZERO ability to enforce it (by contrast, there are already multiple ways to evade it)
ZERO consideration that this WILL push young people on to less regulated and more dangerous platforms
ZERO people asked for it.
Except the Murdochs
LaBOr 👏🖕
ZERO evidence of efficacy
ZERO ability to enforce it (by contrast, there are already multiple ways to evade it)
ZERO consideration that this WILL push young people on to less regulated and more dangerous platforms
ZERO people asked for it.
Except the Murdochs
LaBOr 👏🖕
This guy. I mean, WHAT a fucking shift he's put in, and continues to put in
He'll go down as a modern day Churchill, sans the blatant misogyny and racism
Slava Ukranini 🇺🇦✊
He'll go down as a modern day Churchill, sans the blatant misogyny and racism
Slava Ukranini 🇺🇦✊
November 28, 2025 at 6:19 AM
This guy. I mean, WHAT a fucking shift he's put in, and continues to put in
He'll go down as a modern day Churchill, sans the blatant misogyny and racism
Slava Ukranini 🇺🇦✊
He'll go down as a modern day Churchill, sans the blatant misogyny and racism
Slava Ukranini 🇺🇦✊
Accurate
people who don’t play console games are wrong
November 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Accurate
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Narrator: What you need to know is that, based on mean property prices by Aust State, this program will do sweet fuck all (the cut offs barely exceed the means, and in some cases don't).
But then, it's also not really meant to shit bc the LAST thing LaBOr wants to do is help struggling Australians
But then, it's also not really meant to shit bc the LAST thing LaBOr wants to do is help struggling Australians
November 28, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Narrator: What you need to know is that, based on mean property prices by Aust State, this program will do sweet fuck all (the cut offs barely exceed the means, and in some cases don't).
But then, it's also not really meant to shit bc the LAST thing LaBOr wants to do is help struggling Australians
But then, it's also not really meant to shit bc the LAST thing LaBOr wants to do is help struggling Australians
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Whilst this is a damning pie chart for Chump, the MUCH more problematic reading is that accepting trillions of dollars in debt is 'just how America works'
Until it doesn't.
Yeah?
Until it doesn't.
Yeah?
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Whilst this is a damning pie chart for Chump, the MUCH more problematic reading is that accepting trillions of dollars in debt is 'just how America works'
Until it doesn't.
Yeah?
Until it doesn't.
Yeah?
We can still eat those oysters though, yeah?
😏
😏
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
We can still eat those oysters though, yeah?
😏
😏
Narrator: What you need to know is that, based on mean property prices by Aust State, this program will do sweet fuck all (the cut offs barely exceed the means, and in some cases don't).
But then, it's also not really meant to shit bc the LAST thing LaBOr wants to do is help struggling Australians
But then, it's also not really meant to shit bc the LAST thing LaBOr wants to do is help struggling Australians
November 28, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Narrator: What you need to know is that, based on mean property prices by Aust State, this program will do sweet fuck all (the cut offs barely exceed the means, and in some cases don't).
But then, it's also not really meant to shit bc the LAST thing LaBOr wants to do is help struggling Australians
But then, it's also not really meant to shit bc the LAST thing LaBOr wants to do is help struggling Australians
Whilst this is a damning pie chart for Chump, the MUCH more problematic reading is that accepting trillions of dollars in debt is 'just how America works'
Until it doesn't.
Yeah?
Until it doesn't.
Yeah?
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Whilst this is a damning pie chart for Chump, the MUCH more problematic reading is that accepting trillions of dollars in debt is 'just how America works'
Until it doesn't.
Yeah?
Until it doesn't.
Yeah?
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They've also now locked down their ecosystem
If you buy an eBook though Amazon, you can ONLY read it on a Kindle. They updated their T&Cs months ago. Of course everyone (mostly) just hit the 'accept' button without realising it
If you buy an eBook though Amazon, you can ONLY read it on a Kindle. They updated their T&Cs months ago. Of course everyone (mostly) just hit the 'accept' button without realising it
I don't think we're going to have a successful Amazon boycott till we break their monopoly on indie books.
They have a clever strategy to build their monopoly, which any functional government would have banned: if you want your indie book listed in Kindle Unlimited, you have to be exclusive. 🧵
They have a clever strategy to build their monopoly, which any functional government would have banned: if you want your indie book listed in Kindle Unlimited, you have to be exclusive. 🧵
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 AM
They've also now locked down their ecosystem
If you buy an eBook though Amazon, you can ONLY read it on a Kindle. They updated their T&Cs months ago. Of course everyone (mostly) just hit the 'accept' button without realising it
If you buy an eBook though Amazon, you can ONLY read it on a Kindle. They updated their T&Cs months ago. Of course everyone (mostly) just hit the 'accept' button without realising it
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"I believe we are in danger of being swamped by wind farms. They have their own energy and power, form ghettos on hillsides and do not assimilate with coal and gas plants."
Barnlene Joyson
Maiden speech to Parliament 2026
#auspol
Barnlene Joyson
Maiden speech to Parliament 2026
#auspol
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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"I believe we are in danger of being swamped by wind farms. They have their own energy and power, form ghettos on hillsides and do not assimilate with coal and gas plants."
Barnlene Joyson
Maiden speech to Parliament 2026
#auspol
Barnlene Joyson
Maiden speech to Parliament 2026
#auspol
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Bridges were covered to slow wood rot of the actual bridge. A bridge that was covered could last 100 years b4 repairs were needed. Bridges not covered may last 20 or 30 years before repair was needed.
November 27, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Bridges were covered to slow wood rot of the actual bridge. A bridge that was covered could last 100 years b4 repairs were needed. Bridges not covered may last 20 or 30 years before repair was needed.
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First aid monkey medic update.
Since volunteering with St John around the middle of this year, I've clocked up over 100 duty hours. Ignore the 'unconfirmed'. It will be.
(Note: St John runs their years from the end of each Nov, not Dec, so anything next month is 'next year')
#ProudMonkey
Since volunteering with St John around the middle of this year, I've clocked up over 100 duty hours. Ignore the 'unconfirmed'. It will be.
(Note: St John runs their years from the end of each Nov, not Dec, so anything next month is 'next year')
#ProudMonkey
November 27, 2025 at 8:38 AM
First aid monkey medic update.
Since volunteering with St John around the middle of this year, I've clocked up over 100 duty hours. Ignore the 'unconfirmed'. It will be.
(Note: St John runs their years from the end of each Nov, not Dec, so anything next month is 'next year')
#ProudMonkey
Since volunteering with St John around the middle of this year, I've clocked up over 100 duty hours. Ignore the 'unconfirmed'. It will be.
(Note: St John runs their years from the end of each Nov, not Dec, so anything next month is 'next year')
#ProudMonkey
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They’re dotted along a few countries.
www.coveredbridgemap.com
www.coveredbridgemap.com
Covered Bridge Map
Free interactive maps of all the authentic covered bridges in the United States, Canada and the world - including driving directions.
www.coveredbridgemap.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
They’re dotted along a few countries.
www.coveredbridgemap.com
www.coveredbridgemap.com
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I LOVE the ascetics of these things. Wouldn't have it any other way
But can anyone tell me specifically why people decided to cover bridges like this?
If you don't KNOW, don't guess.
I'm keen to know 'why'
But can anyone tell me specifically why people decided to cover bridges like this?
If you don't KNOW, don't guess.
I'm keen to know 'why'
November 27, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I LOVE the ascetics of these things. Wouldn't have it any other way
But can anyone tell me specifically why people decided to cover bridges like this?
If you don't KNOW, don't guess.
I'm keen to know 'why'
But can anyone tell me specifically why people decided to cover bridges like this?
If you don't KNOW, don't guess.
I'm keen to know 'why'
Or AI loves em dashes 🥰
Find someone who loves you as much as J.D. Salinger loved italics.
November 27, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Or AI loves em dashes 🥰
Narrator: He did
Well, after a six months in the Minor Leagues (volunteering for St John), I've decided to step up to the Majors and go pro.
I start my Paramedicine Degree in 2026.
🚨 ⛑️
(I wonder if that means I should change my handle to Medic Monkey now? 🤔)
I start my Paramedicine Degree in 2026.
🚨 ⛑️
(I wonder if that means I should change my handle to Medic Monkey now? 🤔)
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Narrator: He did