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icylez.bsky.social
Mid-ass vampire
@icylez.bsky.social
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She/her | 26 | Trans, lesbian, programmer, leftist, aspiring goth. In short, a walking stereotype.
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icylez.bsky.social
It never fucking ends. Luddite impulses growing.
cycle meme I have nothing engaging to play -> I try a fun new online game -> It comes with spyware -> I uninstall it -> I have nothing engaging to play
September 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Men ursäkta? Det är INTE ENS OKTOBER?!

Borde vara olagligt att sälja innan november MINST, lite som det där med semlor vi hade en gång i tiden.
Eight-packs of julmust (swedish christmas soda) in a store
September 23, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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1. I mean Look At Her

2. I think I could pull off this look. I certainly want to try. If nothing else I NEED a dress like that.
Sheever at the host desk. She's wearing this glittery dress (I think), solid black at the torso with this sheer cloak thing going on over the sleeves. To complement it she has (also glittery) black leaf jewelry in her hair, which otherwise has incredible rich curls.
September 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Call me somber katana scum but I'm kinda proud of this first Apostle attempt this run (Caelid apostle first, just like my first run - not really a deliberate choice either)
Elden Ring screenshot showing the Godskin Apostle from the Divine Tower of Caelid at ~5% hp as I died
August 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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"Even the lesbians swoon for Sayid", brukade vi skämta i gruppen jag såg Lost med första gången. Osäker på var han landar på skalan, as one of said lesbians.
Sayid Jarrah (Naveen Andrews) from Lost
July 23, 2025 at 1:49 PM
icylez.bsky.social
Surprise surprise
Jock-Nerd/Prep-Goth test showing me at 73.6% Goth and 60% Nerd, making me a larper apparently
July 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Quizet tittade mig verkligen rakt i ögonen och sade Chuuni Nerd
Daniel Jackson (Michael Shanks) from Stargate SG-1 Willow Rosenberg (Alyson Hannigan) from Buffy the Vampire Slayer Samwell Tarly (idk the actor's name and I can't be arsed to look it up rn) from A Song of Ice and Fire Neo (Keanu Reeves) from The Matrix, in a coat and sunglasses
May 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
icylez.bsky.social
it doesn't WORK

FUCK
kitten screaming holding its temples like it has a headache, sitting in a car with static outside the window
May 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
icylez.bsky.social
Vi lär väl få höra om några större bränder i morgon
Screenshot from SMHI's site warning about risk of forest fires today, on the holiday that prominently features big bonfires.
April 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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...when, really, they should just be laughing at stupid bugs like this with me imo
Ubuntu terminal screenshot showing my python script named "twopower_alldigits" returning 2⁸ = 1
April 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Inverse bell curve of Terminid sentiment
Galaxy brain meme. Small brain: "I prefer Terminid because they're easy - stupid bugs" Big brain: "I prefer Automata because they're hard - they shoot back unlike Terminid" Galaxy brain: "I prefer Terminid because they're hard - they actually fight back unlike Automata"
April 6, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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So worth it getting kicked over organically getting both of these in the same mission
Screenshot from the steam post-game summary showing a rare achievement and a reasonably uncommon one from Helldivers
April 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
icylez.bsky.social
every time I glance at the weather forecast it's all
Precipitation column of a weather forecast showing zero rain over the next nine days
March 22, 2025 at 1:05 PM
icylez.bsky.social
Thinking about that time the Cyberpunk lighting engine bugged out for me and it created a scene (at medium settings no ray tracing) more spectacular than most games would struggle to match deliberately.

As you can imagine, this was stunning in motion.
Cyberpunk 2077 screenshot showing a street looking dark in comparison to an incredibly bright seemingly sourceless sepia light in the middle, generating a natural-ish scattering gradient
March 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Not my home but I know my way around
World of Warcraft screenshot showing a small part of Nighthaven, the faction-neutral druid sanctuary
March 2, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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The EU ladder is so cooked...
Starcraft 2 screenshot showing the post-game summary, ladder tab. I apparently just placed in Master league with ladder points indicating I should be in Bronze league (the bottom of the ladder)
February 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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I feel like this new era of pandering is hitting a little late? This is the kind of thing we were BEGGING for a little under a decade ago but now we've gotten a little wary of nostalgia bait.
Screenshot from the battlenet client showing the "Moth Meta" event, where players can presumably go back to an earlier patch
February 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Icy-coded characters
Netflix Castlevania screenshot of Carmilla in a castle environment, one hand raised to the side as if arguing with someone Homura Akemi looking up, air flowing in the wind, with her magic device on her arm Caprica Six (Tricia Helfer) in her red dress Bernadetta from FE3H looking anxious as usual
February 1, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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The internet does funny things to your brain like making you go "omg hollomite gf, umanite gf" when you see some random crystal formations
Deep Rock Galactic screenshot showing hollomite (a dark purple gothy crystal) and umanite (a bright green crystal) stalagmites in a formation that kinda makes it look like they're fucking
January 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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Ok yeah I DEFINITELY made the right call going outside today.
A path through the woods, with a fork in it straight ahead. Everything is covered in snow and there are both footprints and what might be sled tracks. The whole picture has a very cold blue tint to it but I swear I didn't touch the white balance or otherwise edit it
January 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Share your favourite photo of yourself from 2024

Good vibes on a random sunday in april? Unheard of, and yet...
Selfie of a pale girl with long black hair wearing an off-the-shoulder dress. She has a full-face smile, but little and poorly done makeup. In the background is a conifer forest, and you can tell by the colour palette we're in the stage of spring where everything except conifers themselves is desiccated and miserable but somehow at the same time constantly wet.
December 29, 2024 at 9:57 AM
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Screenshot of too long draft reading: Vlaakith has turned her full fury on you. The might of her githyanki armies is split only between hunting you down and giving you no safe harbour in the multiverse. The astral prism shields you a little, you think, but every half-hour or so your commandeered nautiloid has to jump away from the forces pursuing you, giving you little room to breathe, and no space to rest. How long can you survive? Will you ever find a new home where Vlaakith's eyes cannot see? This is Baldur's Gate Galactica
December 22, 2024 at 9:13 AM
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Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Stargate SG-1 screenshot showing Lord Baal, apex system lord in terms of smug bastard power level, standing arms crossed in front of the SGC stargate.
December 20, 2024 at 11:42 PM
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sure, letter tier list, fuck it
Letter tier list: S: v, y, i A: l, o, r, n, q, s B: x, j, e, f, d, z C: k, g, t, c, m, u D: w, a, b E: h, p
December 18, 2024 at 10:25 PM
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Samma fast femme fatale
Toxic femininity test results showing: 75% Femme Fatale, 66% Mean Girl, 66% Eternal Daughter, 95% Devouring Mother
December 9, 2024 at 10:29 AM