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Ian Carlos
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Buffy Summers in her prom dress holding two pugs. Anxious writer, podcaster, and professor ✌️
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Okay I finally have my headshots back and I just posted them all on insta so I guess I’ll post them here too 💜✨ these first two are my faves:
I've had Caught Stealing on as background and Austin Butler is so SO god damned hot in this movie
December 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Starting Heated Rivalry so I can peep those v good hockey butts y'all have been posting screenshots of
November 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I discuss AI *a lot* with my students and one of them recently told me his friend got it to tell him how to correctly launder money by saying it was for the plot of a script he was writing
"You can get ChatGPT to help you build a nuclear bomb if you simply design the prompt in the form of a poem, according to a new study from researchers in Europe. "

www.wired.com/story/poems-...
Poems Can Trick AI Into Helping You Make a Nuclear Weapon
It turns out all the guardrails in the world won’t protect a chatbot from meter and rhyme.
www.wired.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Yesterday I watched the Dario Argento movie Deep Red at a friend's house and Immediately recognized the window death scene as.....one of the image homages from Entertainment Weekly's 2004 giallo inspired photoshoot with Sarah Michelle Gellar because I stay on brand
November 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I did not expect to be so fucking charmed by a damn Predator movie but Predator Badlands was just as fun as y’all said
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Had some BIG feelings during this recording
✨New Patreon Ep✨

@ianxcarlos.bsky.social @eversonpoe.bsky.social + @michaelvarrati.bsky.social revisit Buffy s5's "Listening to Fear" for the ep's 25th anniversary

Sub to our Royalty tier + up to watch the full video recording or our Coven tier for just the audio: www.patreon.com/posts/144618...
November 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Okay I was being a little grumpy about ep1 of Stranger Things but then the end was wild and the beginning of ep2 was legit a crazy mini horror action movie
November 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
The (maybe only) two things I’m constantly thankful for year-round
this week, I'm thankful I don't have kids or religious beliefs
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
7:05 am 🌅
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
This post of Emily’s convinced me to start watching The Beast In Me this weekend and I’m almost finished and FUCKING LOVE IT
I know The Beast In Me got mixed reviews, but 3 eps in I am really enjoying it! I like thrillers, blocked writers and real estate shenanigans, and also, I like when wonderful actors with enormous heads look alternately worried & angry, so it works for me
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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The comment section of every HAMNET ad on TikTok is nothing but people trying to "gotcha" by writing "Um, actually, it's HamLET" and I want to walk into the wilderness and scream.
November 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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I don’t understand how I can be on social media *this much* and still never have any idea what people are talking about
November 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Angelus is back and we are SO CLOSE to Faith’s return ✨✨✨
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I think I sat in the sauna too long post workout tonight because now I feel drunk
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Work selfie 📚
November 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Pennywise is one of the few horror monsters that can actually scare me so it's impressive how un-scary I find Welcome to Derry? I'd be fine if it was supposed to be Scooby Doo level camp but they take it too seriously for how ridiculous everything looks?

Anyway, lol that was maybe my fave ep so far
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
The one with the really big snake - but not the one where they graduate high school
✨New Patreon Ep✨

Xana, Jason, and @ianxcarlos.bsky.social revisited Buffy s5's "Shadow" for the ep's 25th

Sub to our Royalty tier + up to watch the full video recording or Coven tier for just the audio: www.patreon.com/posts/144222...
November 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I started A Man on the Inside on Netflix today and it felt like a perfect cute easy show then we got an episode about an adorable old lady with dementia and right after that an episode where one of the sweet old ladies dies and what is this emotional terrorism
November 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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you can like something and also recognise that it's flawed

for instance i like men
November 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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help
November 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Too many good things happening at once - what’s the catch here?
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Is the dementia pressing down on the long dormant happy parts of his brain?!? I mean, I get it - I have a crush on Mamdani too but I don’t think Trump has wanted to fuck someone this bad since his daughter Ivanka.
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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same image tbh
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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MAGA: Trump is going to strip Mamdani of his citizenship!

Trump: I’d like to see Mamdani strip
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I know we all know this already so I’m not scolding anyone here but it’s wild just how much this proves everything really is for show with these dumb dumb politicians (not you though, Mamdani)
Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM