Barney G
iamnotadinosaur.bsky.social
Barney G
@iamnotadinosaur.bsky.social
Cuddle Tank. Keeper of Books. Thunderstorm Enthusiast. The boys give me a 4.63 Uber Rating.

📍 Melbourne
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You found shelter from the rain, but it was already occupied.

original music and sfx by: zdraste_music
August 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Just realised Ty Olsson is the guard that gets dommed by Magneto is X-Men 2 and a lot more of my preferences are making sense
August 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Cancun is just the Gold Coast.
August 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
One of the Seven Wonders of the World. And Machu Picchu.
July 31, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Why is it always a white woman in an oversized hoodie and a messy bun holding up the line.
July 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Don’t let the smile fool you, I am fucking dying in this picture.

#Cusco #Lima
July 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Met my first #Alpaca in #Cusco
July 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Want snuggles but all I get are struggles
July 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I swam with the water puppies in #Lima #Peru and oh my god they’re so cute!
July 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
#CDMX was amazing, especially to be visiting during the 700th anniversary. But I’m glad to be moving on, for no other reason than I don’t know how many more $1.66 tacos I can eat without health services being called.
July 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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I'm trying to think about how I would have reacted if shown this headline five years ago
July 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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I think this is the most horrifying post I have ever read.
July 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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I voted for Senator Mehreen Faruqi.

I stand with Senator Mehreen Faruqi. 🇵🇸

And fuck you, @australianlabor.bsky.social @albomp.bsky.social @senatorwong.bsky.social.

#auspol #GazaHolocaust #GazaGenocide
July 23, 2025 at 5:49 AM
#NOLA you were amazing but you don’t need to put #seafood in everything, just sayin.
July 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Met a #trashpuppy today on a swamp tour and I want one 🥹

#NOLA
July 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Watched probably one innings worth of baseball and then 8 innings worth of stroller meat
July 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Last night I watched a rat drink urine on the subway and that seems like the quintessential #NewYorkCity experience
July 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
@crunchyroll.com just tried to make me watch a 46 minute un-skippable podcast as an ad? 2776 seconds long?!
July 5, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I’ve taken so many before photos of me trying to lose weight that it’s now just a slow time lapse of me getting fatter
May 11, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Spent the weekend down in #PortCampbell at the #TwelveApostles after living in Victoria for 15 years. Bout time I got there.

Not featured; my nipples that were so cold they could cut glass
May 11, 2025 at 6:39 AM
A little brunch before holiday planning
April 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Things I enjoyed about #Sinners

- Everything
- Jack O’Connell’s accent
- Michael B. Jordan’s arms
- The other Michael B. Jordan’s arms
April 25, 2025 at 8:39 AM
#ClairObscur #Expedition33 Who decided not to have any minimap at all?

I AM CONSTANTLY CONFUSED WHERE IM GOING

(I have an update waiting to install and if it’s in that update; Thanks! If it’s not; WHY)
April 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Playing #ClairObscur #Expedition33 and they made Charlie Cox’s voice come out of Robert Pattinson’s face?
April 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I’m not indecisive, I just don’t want to make the decision.
April 21, 2025 at 7:36 AM