Barney G
@iamnotadinosaur.bsky.social
Cuddle Tank. Keeper of Books. Thunderstorm Enthusiast. The boys give me a 4.63 Uber Rating.
📍 Melbourne
📍 Melbourne
One of the Seven Wonders of the World. And Machu Picchu.
July 31, 2025 at 12:50 PM
One of the Seven Wonders of the World. And Machu Picchu.
#CDMX was amazing, especially to be visiting during the 700th anniversary. But I’m glad to be moving on, for no other reason than I don’t know how many more $1.66 tacos I can eat without health services being called.
July 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
#CDMX was amazing, especially to be visiting during the 700th anniversary. But I’m glad to be moving on, for no other reason than I don’t know how many more $1.66 tacos I can eat without health services being called.
July 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Watched probably one innings worth of baseball and then 8 innings worth of stroller meat
July 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Watched probably one innings worth of baseball and then 8 innings worth of stroller meat
Last night I watched a rat drink urine on the subway and that seems like the quintessential #NewYorkCity experience
July 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Last night I watched a rat drink urine on the subway and that seems like the quintessential #NewYorkCity experience
Spent the weekend down in #PortCampbell at the #TwelveApostles after living in Victoria for 15 years. Bout time I got there.
Not featured; my nipples that were so cold they could cut glass
Not featured; my nipples that were so cold they could cut glass
May 11, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Spent the weekend down in #PortCampbell at the #TwelveApostles after living in Victoria for 15 years. Bout time I got there.
Not featured; my nipples that were so cold they could cut glass
Not featured; my nipples that were so cold they could cut glass
A little brunch before holiday planning
April 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
A little brunch before holiday planning
Bye #indonesia; it’s been hot and sweaty, but unforgettable.
April 19, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Bye #indonesia; it’s been hot and sweaty, but unforgettable.
A bear in a bear shirt. Groundbreaking
April 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
A bear in a bear shirt. Groundbreaking
Exactly what I expected 💅
April 17, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Exactly what I expected 💅
This little diva bit someone then went back to serving cunt. Icon.
April 16, 2025 at 7:49 AM
This little diva bit someone then went back to serving cunt. Icon.
Behind this smile is a man screaming internally because of the heat
April 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Behind this smile is a man screaming internally because of the heat
April 12, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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February 8, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Discovered this on my desk. Is this a promise, an invitation, or a threat?!
January 27, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Discovered this on my desk. Is this a promise, an invitation, or a threat?!