Hybrid Dolphin
@hybriddolphin87.bsky.social
🏴, they/them, perpetually tired, cat owner, gamer, husband to @kaymacsimmer.bsky.social
Currently on a mission to complete my gaming backlog.
Can be serious, rarely is.
No unsolicited DMs.
Currently on a mission to complete my gaming backlog.
Can be serious, rarely is.
No unsolicited DMs.
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Made my first starter pack 😌 follow these cool people
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Made my first starter pack 😌 follow these cool people
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if this flops, it never happened 🙃
looking for:
🍃 acnh
🍃 pokemon
🍃 fortnite
🍃 ddlv
🍃 powerwash
🍃 cosy gamer always
also:
🍃 svu, criminal minds, 911 & greys
🍃 spooky szn forever
🍃 gigs, traveling
let’s be friends <3
#acnh #pokemon #svu #criminalminds
looking for:
🍃 acnh
🍃 pokemon
🍃 fortnite
🍃 ddlv
🍃 powerwash
🍃 cosy gamer always
also:
🍃 svu, criminal minds, 911 & greys
🍃 spooky szn forever
🍃 gigs, traveling
let’s be friends <3
#acnh #pokemon #svu #criminalminds
October 31, 2025 at 8:23 AM
if this flops, it never happened 🙃
looking for:
🍃 acnh
🍃 pokemon
🍃 fortnite
🍃 ddlv
🍃 powerwash
🍃 cosy gamer always
also:
🍃 svu, criminal minds, 911 & greys
🍃 spooky szn forever
🍃 gigs, traveling
let’s be friends <3
#acnh #pokemon #svu #criminalminds
looking for:
🍃 acnh
🍃 pokemon
🍃 fortnite
🍃 ddlv
🍃 powerwash
🍃 cosy gamer always
also:
🍃 svu, criminal minds, 911 & greys
🍃 spooky szn forever
🍃 gigs, traveling
let’s be friends <3
#acnh #pokemon #svu #criminalminds
Right... Still cant work atm so that's not ideal.
Calls I needed to make are done, so really have very little else to do for the day...
Guess I'll do some things round the house and see if I cant unpack a few more boxes.
Calls I needed to make are done, so really have very little else to do for the day...
Guess I'll do some things round the house and see if I cant unpack a few more boxes.
November 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Right... Still cant work atm so that's not ideal.
Calls I needed to make are done, so really have very little else to do for the day...
Guess I'll do some things round the house and see if I cant unpack a few more boxes.
Calls I needed to make are done, so really have very little else to do for the day...
Guess I'll do some things round the house and see if I cant unpack a few more boxes.
You would think that in the year of our lord 2025 companies would be able to switch internet services between properties a lot quicker than "around 2 weeks" especially when my ISP was already supplying the property I moved into.
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 PM
You would think that in the year of our lord 2025 companies would be able to switch internet services between properties a lot quicker than "around 2 weeks" especially when my ISP was already supplying the property I moved into.
A lot of people call Sam a Goat but not me...
No...
*pause for tension*
For me, he's a 🍄... yup, he's a fun guy!
Regardless... you should follow him, else your socks always be just kinda wet, not soaking, but like a damp sock.
No...
*pause for tension*
For me, he's a 🍄... yup, he's a fun guy!
Regardless... you should follow him, else your socks always be just kinda wet, not soaking, but like a damp sock.
New #promosky
Hi I'm Sam.
I have cerebral palsy and play video games by tapping certain buttons with my mouth.
I enjoy.
Soulsborne.
Stealth.
Puzzle adventure.
Rpgs.
Action.
Most other games,
A regular video game Ladder shit post.
This emoji🙃
And I Stream sometimes.🫣
💖 Or 🔃 appreciated
Hi I'm Sam.
I have cerebral palsy and play video games by tapping certain buttons with my mouth.
I enjoy.
Soulsborne.
Stealth.
Puzzle adventure.
Rpgs.
Action.
Most other games,
A regular video game Ladder shit post.
This emoji🙃
And I Stream sometimes.🫣
💖 Or 🔃 appreciated
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
A lot of people call Sam a Goat but not me...
No...
*pause for tension*
For me, he's a 🍄... yup, he's a fun guy!
Regardless... you should follow him, else your socks always be just kinda wet, not soaking, but like a damp sock.
No...
*pause for tension*
For me, he's a 🍄... yup, he's a fun guy!
Regardless... you should follow him, else your socks always be just kinda wet, not soaking, but like a damp sock.
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buckaroos trotting into this week like
November 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
buckaroos trotting into this week like
Always a good sign when you stump the technical support department of the device they are employed to support...
November 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Always a good sign when you stump the technical support department of the device they are employed to support...
I swear l will dropkick this router out the window in a second!!!
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I swear l will dropkick this router out the window in a second!!!
Again I struggle with lighting a fire, feel like I'm getting a bit better every time but also not at the same time.
Any moots have advice on a good way to light a log burning fire I'd appreciate it.
Any moots have advice on a good way to light a log burning fire I'd appreciate it.
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Again I struggle with lighting a fire, feel like I'm getting a bit better every time but also not at the same time.
Any moots have advice on a good way to light a log burning fire I'd appreciate it.
Any moots have advice on a good way to light a log burning fire I'd appreciate it.
Trying to get used to starting a fire in our new log fire and it should not be so hard to start a fire...
People start fires by accident all the time...
People start fires by accident all the time...
November 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Trying to get used to starting a fire in our new log fire and it should not be so hard to start a fire...
People start fires by accident all the time...
People start fires by accident all the time...
Onlyfans but it's just me posting pictures and videos of the one tower fan I own that doesn't really blow air well and is kinda useless...
Onlyfans but it's just me giving facts about the Titanic for hours on end.
(Please ignore my accidental repost 🥲)
(Please ignore my accidental repost 🥲)
Onlyfans but it's me posting pictures of my junk
And by 'junk' I mean my gaming knickknacks and collections 🤓
And by 'junk' I mean my gaming knickknacks and collections 🤓
November 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Onlyfans but it's just me posting pictures and videos of the one tower fan I own that doesn't really blow air well and is kinda useless...
If you see this, QTP with a gif of your favorite wild animal
(Was a choice between Penguin, Panda and raccoon)
(Was a choice between Penguin, Panda and raccoon)
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
If you see this, QTP with a gif of your favorite wild animal
(Was a choice between Penguin, Panda and raccoon)
(Was a choice between Penguin, Panda and raccoon)
Spent ages trying to figure out the induction hob in my new gaff...
The kitchen was speced to the previous owners dream specs and its all terrifying and new to me...
The kitchen was speced to the previous owners dream specs and its all terrifying and new to me...
November 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Spent ages trying to figure out the induction hob in my new gaff...
The kitchen was speced to the previous owners dream specs and its all terrifying and new to me...
The kitchen was speced to the previous owners dream specs and its all terrifying and new to me...
You know... once I start going room by room, the utter chaos of the new house does not seem as daunting...
The dining room is still more of a bombsite than I would like but given time everything will be in its place and I can stop being a stressy bitch.
The dining room is still more of a bombsite than I would like but given time everything will be in its place and I can stop being a stressy bitch.
November 20, 2025 at 12:44 PM
You know... once I start going room by room, the utter chaos of the new house does not seem as daunting...
The dining room is still more of a bombsite than I would like but given time everything will be in its place and I can stop being a stressy bitch.
The dining room is still more of a bombsite than I would like but given time everything will be in its place and I can stop being a stressy bitch.
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
My phones battery is increasingly getting lower and I have yet to find my charger in the mess that is my new house.
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
My phones battery is increasingly getting lower and I have yet to find my charger in the mess that is my new house.
Gif that pops up when i type my name.
November 19, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Gif that pops up when i type my name.
Why yes I am awake at 2am, unable to sleep and paranoid out of my mind cos of yesterdays home move. How did you guess?
November 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Why yes I am awake at 2am, unable to sleep and paranoid out of my mind cos of yesterdays home move. How did you guess?
Me at various points today, repeatedly.
a blurred image of a man with the words i think i 'm having a heart attack below him
Alt: a blurred image of a man with the words i think i 'm having a heart attack below him
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Me at various points today, repeatedly.
We’ve been on the path to absolute fuckery ever since they shot Harambe.
We’ve been on the path to absolute fuckery ever since Cath Kidston was a thing.
We’ve been on the path to absolute fuckery ever since those keep calm and carry on mugs started going on sale.
November 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
We’ve been on the path to absolute fuckery ever since they shot Harambe.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Was I good and did a run to the dump for stuff that we're not taking with us in the house move? Yes.
Am I doing any more today? No.
Am I leaving a hell of a lot of last min stuff till tomorrow (the last day before the move) yes.
Do I care? No, leave me alone...
Am I doing any more today? No.
Am I leaving a hell of a lot of last min stuff till tomorrow (the last day before the move) yes.
Do I care? No, leave me alone...
November 16, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Was I good and did a run to the dump for stuff that we're not taking with us in the house move? Yes.
Am I doing any more today? No.
Am I leaving a hell of a lot of last min stuff till tomorrow (the last day before the move) yes.
Do I care? No, leave me alone...
Am I doing any more today? No.
Am I leaving a hell of a lot of last min stuff till tomorrow (the last day before the move) yes.
Do I care? No, leave me alone...