Hybrid Dolphin
@hybriddolphin87.bsky.social
🏴, they/them, perpetually tired, cat owner, gamer, husband to @kaymacsimmer.bsky.social
Currently on a mission to complete my gaming backlog.
Can be serious, rarely is.
No unsolicited DMs.
Currently on a mission to complete my gaming backlog.
Can be serious, rarely is.
No unsolicited DMs.
Martin... I like you... you're a nice guy...
... but fuck right off.
... but fuck right off.
November 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Martin... I like you... you're a nice guy...
... but fuck right off.
... but fuck right off.
Tune in next week when Adria tells some young wippersnappers to get off her lawn.
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Tune in next week when Adria tells some young wippersnappers to get off her lawn.
November 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I'm not sure that reply will stand up in court.
November 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I'm not sure that reply will stand up in court.
Sounds vague and sus...
It's an abduction racket isn't it Martin?
It's an abduction racket isn't it Martin?
a man with a bald head is driving a car and looking at the camera
Alt: a man with a bald head is driving a car and looking at the camera
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November 27, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Sounds vague and sus...
It's an abduction racket isn't it Martin?
It's an abduction racket isn't it Martin?
"You better keep walking or you'll get a good peeling you rapscallion!"
November 27, 2025 at 12:52 PM
"You better keep walking or you'll get a good peeling you rapscallion!"
Really ripping the band aid off there huh...
No I will not fuck off 😂
No I will not fuck off 😂
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Really ripping the band aid off there huh...
No I will not fuck off 😂
No I will not fuck off 😂
Sorry... i couldn't resist 😂
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Sorry... i couldn't resist 😂
What a pudgy little fellow.
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
What a pudgy little fellow.
Woohoo I made the cut...
No need to slide into your DMs like a psychopath 😂😂
No need to slide into your DMs like a psychopath 😂😂
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Woohoo I made the cut...
No need to slide into your DMs like a psychopath 😂😂
No need to slide into your DMs like a psychopath 😂😂
Quite... as someone with a backlog somwwhere in the hour range of 4 years to complete I appreciate the moxie.
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Quite... as someone with a backlog somwwhere in the hour range of 4 years to complete I appreciate the moxie.
Playing the games you have? Not buying games?
a cartoon character says witchcraft in front of a curtain
Alt: a cartoon character says witchcraft in front of a curtain
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November 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Playing the games you have? Not buying games?
It's all good 😂.
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
It's all good 😂.
🙏 nothibg worse than mom visits sometimes.
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
🙏 nothibg worse than mom visits sometimes.
I vaguely remember sometjing like that, might have seen it when I started following you, been a follower for a bit.
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I vaguely remember sometjing like that, might have seen it when I started following you, been a follower for a bit.
Shame I missed it.
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Shame I missed it.
Lee out here asking the real questions.
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Lee out here asking the real questions.
Hope the mom visit goes well.
November 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Hope the mom visit goes well.
"Let me tell you at length how to catch Pokemon there little buddy"
Whilst I'm here like "you fool... do you not know the master you stand before?"
Whilst I'm here like "you fool... do you not know the master you stand before?"
November 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
"Let me tell you at length how to catch Pokemon there little buddy"
Whilst I'm here like "you fool... do you not know the master you stand before?"
Whilst I'm here like "you fool... do you not know the master you stand before?"
You're welcome buddy.
Did I have you in the first half?
Did I have you in the first half?
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
You're welcome buddy.
Did I have you in the first half?
Did I have you in the first half?