You may recognize this guy we worship from our 2,000-year-old book "don't worship the antichrist"
December 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
You may recognize this guy we worship from our 2,000-year-old book "don't worship the antichrist"
when the song was new, my little brother insisted that Rick Springfield "An Affair of the Heart" was "There's a Bear in the Park".
December 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
when the song was new, my little brother insisted that Rick Springfield "An Affair of the Heart" was "There's a Bear in the Park".
"We must monetize the bullshit machine", say the people who fail to realize that profitability is not the inherent flaw in the bullshit machine.
December 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
"We must monetize the bullshit machine", say the people who fail to realize that profitability is not the inherent flaw in the bullshit machine.
Jeff Bezos: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
December 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Jeff Bezos: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
Similarly, the way to disable AI summaries in Android's Discover feed is to disable Android's Discover feed.
December 9, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Similarly, the way to disable AI summaries in Android's Discover feed is to disable Android's Discover feed.
At a dinner party last weekend, I learned that there is such a thing as Gay Hockey Show Evangelism.
December 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
At a dinner party last weekend, I learned that there is such a thing as Gay Hockey Show Evangelism.
...kinda makes you wonder: what is the worst possible play in terms of QBR? Or in fantasy points?
December 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
...kinda makes you wonder: what is the worst possible play in terms of QBR? Or in fantasy points?
I'm not worried. Racist Cinnabon Worker has no chance in the general against Scrap Metal Dealer.
December 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I'm not worried. Racist Cinnabon Worker has no chance in the general against Scrap Metal Dealer.
Right.
But it is VITALLY IMPORTANT that nobody tell him, let him derive it from first principles and blurt it out on a live mic like it's his idea.
"People should be able to buy their own healthcare, so we're going to build a marketplace, and give people subsidies..."
But it is VITALLY IMPORTANT that nobody tell him, let him derive it from first principles and blurt it out on a live mic like it's his idea.
"People should be able to buy their own healthcare, so we're going to build a marketplace, and give people subsidies..."
December 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Right.
But it is VITALLY IMPORTANT that nobody tell him, let him derive it from first principles and blurt it out on a live mic like it's his idea.
"People should be able to buy their own healthcare, so we're going to build a marketplace, and give people subsidies..."
But it is VITALLY IMPORTANT that nobody tell him, let him derive it from first principles and blurt it out on a live mic like it's his idea.
"People should be able to buy their own healthcare, so we're going to build a marketplace, and give people subsidies..."
The first is similar to when Musk asks Grok a question and gets a "wrong" answer: the new system will approve treatments at a far higher rate than current.
Then, much like Musk's reaction: they will change the model so instead the insurance recommends asprin and a chorus of "kill the Boer".
2/2
Then, much like Musk's reaction: they will change the model so instead the insurance recommends asprin and a chorus of "kill the Boer".
2/2
December 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The first is similar to when Musk asks Grok a question and gets a "wrong" answer: the new system will approve treatments at a far higher rate than current.
Then, much like Musk's reaction: they will change the model so instead the insurance recommends asprin and a chorus of "kill the Boer".
2/2
Then, much like Musk's reaction: they will change the model so instead the insurance recommends asprin and a chorus of "kill the Boer".
2/2
I think advertising does a good job of showing the distinction between the insurance companies that claim "all of our employees are idiots" and those that claim "all of our CUSTOMERS are idiots".
December 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I think advertising does a good job of showing the distinction between the insurance companies that claim "all of our employees are idiots" and those that claim "all of our CUSTOMERS are idiots".
You would need to go on a Heineken and Taco Bell bender just to create a shit worthy of all of that.
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
You would need to go on a Heineken and Taco Bell bender just to create a shit worthy of all of that.
No. I may not understand them, but I pledge to be an ally of Scrap Metal Dealer.
December 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
No. I may not understand them, but I pledge to be an ally of Scrap Metal Dealer.
Seems like decisions made within five minutes and occasionally against the player would constitute an improvement...
December 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Seems like decisions made within five minutes and occasionally against the player would constitute an improvement...
See, I was going in the exact opposite direction. I would say
WE FIND YOUR OFFER ACCEPTABLE
WE FIND YOUR OFFER ACCEPTABLE
December 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
See, I was going in the exact opposite direction. I would say
WE FIND YOUR OFFER ACCEPTABLE
WE FIND YOUR OFFER ACCEPTABLE
The polite way to say "clusterfuck" is "goat rodeo".
Extreme cases are "goddamn goat rodeo".
Extreme cases are "goddamn goat rodeo".
December 7, 2025 at 5:01 AM
The polite way to say "clusterfuck" is "goat rodeo".
Extreme cases are "goddamn goat rodeo".
Extreme cases are "goddamn goat rodeo".
"GOOD FAITH" IS NOT A SUICIDE PACT.
December 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
"GOOD FAITH" IS NOT A SUICIDE PACT.
If you post a pull-quote or summary and then link to an article, the loudest of the commentariat not only won't read the linked article, they will somehow manage to ignore or misread the summary. I assume they're reacting to the graphic?
December 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
If you post a pull-quote or summary and then link to an article, the loudest of the commentariat not only won't read the linked article, they will somehow manage to ignore or misread the summary. I assume they're reacting to the graphic?