"Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars, LOTR, or Marvel."
...I'm obnoxious and disliked, you know that's so.
...I'm obnoxious and disliked, you know that's so.
December 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
"Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars, LOTR, or Marvel."
...I'm obnoxious and disliked, you know that's so.
...I'm obnoxious and disliked, you know that's so.
If you post a pull-quote or summary and then link to an article, the loudest of the commentariat not only won't read the linked article, they will somehow manage to ignore or misread the summary. I assume they're reacting to the graphic?
December 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
If you post a pull-quote or summary and then link to an article, the loudest of the commentariat not only won't read the linked article, they will somehow manage to ignore or misread the summary. I assume they're reacting to the graphic?
Polling shows that that the problem is not "southern white people".
December 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Polling shows that that the problem is not "southern white people".
In the midwest, the devout look down on the "Christmas-and-Easter religious" but I don't think enough is said about the fans that only get to be happy, like, once every twenty years or so.
December 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
In the midwest, the devout look down on the "Christmas-and-Easter religious" but I don't think enough is said about the fans that only get to be happy, like, once every twenty years or so.
I predict that defacing other peoples' data graphs thusly will be this generation's "Reagan inaugurated" of economics dunking.
November 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I predict that defacing other peoples' data graphs thusly will be this generation's "Reagan inaugurated" of economics dunking.
Well, sorrow is an angel that comes to you in blue light
and shows you what is wrong just to see if you'll set it right
and I've fucked up so many times in my life
that I wanna get it right this time
wanna get it right this time
wanna get it right this time
HOUSE-!
O-!
MATIC!
and shows you what is wrong just to see if you'll set it right
and I've fucked up so many times in my life
that I wanna get it right this time
wanna get it right this time
wanna get it right this time
HOUSE-!
O-!
MATIC!
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Well, sorrow is an angel that comes to you in blue light
and shows you what is wrong just to see if you'll set it right
and I've fucked up so many times in my life
that I wanna get it right this time
wanna get it right this time
wanna get it right this time
HOUSE-!
O-!
MATIC!
and shows you what is wrong just to see if you'll set it right
and I've fucked up so many times in my life
that I wanna get it right this time
wanna get it right this time
wanna get it right this time
HOUSE-!
O-!
MATIC!
There is also the small matter that claiming no one has a right to carry an M2 because it's not physically possible to carry it is going to come as a shock to everyone that's been made to do so.
November 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
There is also the small matter that claiming no one has a right to carry an M2 because it's not physically possible to carry it is going to come as a shock to everyone that's been made to do so.
Also this attractive kitchen sign
November 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Also this attractive kitchen sign
If, like me, you wondered "who the fuck is THIS guy, and what is his deal?", I'm not a shrink but I'm going to guess that his parents' divorce damaged him in such a way that he is angry about it, and also toward himself, to this very day.
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
If, like me, you wondered "who the fuck is THIS guy, and what is his deal?", I'm not a shrink but I'm going to guess that his parents' divorce damaged him in such a way that he is angry about it, and also toward himself, to this very day.
You gotta admit, he's aging pretty well.
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
You gotta admit, he's aging pretty well.
NO
SLEEP
TIL BROOKLYN
SLEEP
TIL BROOKLYN
November 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
NO
SLEEP
TIL BROOKLYN
SLEEP
TIL BROOKLYN
Depending on which state he's getting his numbers from, he's only off by 30%-240% (nationwide average, 51%) which in the grand scheme of things is remarkably accurate for things in the category of "whatever bullshit Trump just made up".
November 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Depending on which state he's getting his numbers from, he's only off by 30%-240% (nationwide average, 51%) which in the grand scheme of things is remarkably accurate for things in the category of "whatever bullshit Trump just made up".
we go now live to Washington DC, where things are definitely happening
November 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
we go now live to Washington DC, where things are definitely happening
This seems like it could be relevant:
November 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
This seems like it could be relevant:
Don't show this to Zohran Mamdani!
November 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Don't show this to Zohran Mamdani!
MUST BE BIG SHMOTT GUY, GOTS GOOD HAT
November 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
MUST BE BIG SHMOTT GUY, GOTS GOOD HAT
A cursory Google search doesn't find a picture of the Chinese legislature that manages to fit the whole thing in frame, but I would add that the seating capacity of Capital One Arena in Washington DC is 20,308 for basketball and 18,506 for hockey, and of the two, US politics is probably basketball.
![A photograph from China Daily of the National People's Congress, China's 3000-person legislature, original caption "The closing meeting of the third session of the 14th National People's Congress is held at the Great Hall of the People in Beijing, March 11, 2025. [Photo by Wang Zhuangfei/chinadaily.com.cn] "](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2z5tuuv5s6z4dbmljpqd7azv/bafkreif7ds2x5wj652m3dckbirkayjrgmybhbkikc3dcublghs7ahufqru@jpeg)
November 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
A cursory Google search doesn't find a picture of the Chinese legislature that manages to fit the whole thing in frame, but I would add that the seating capacity of Capital One Arena in Washington DC is 20,308 for basketball and 18,506 for hockey, and of the two, US politics is probably basketball.
People ask me "why do you always look so angry?", and the cat and I have the same answer.
October 31, 2025 at 5:27 AM
People ask me "why do you always look so angry?", and the cat and I have the same answer.
...the fuck you say?
October 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
...the fuck you say?
My parents' cousins (and there are more of them than anybody can remember without a spreadsheet) are all called 'aunt' and 'uncle'.
My wife recently asked "does anybody even know what the fuck 'second cousin once removed' even means?" and I'm like "yeah, there's a chart on Wikipedia".
My wife recently asked "does anybody even know what the fuck 'second cousin once removed' even means?" and I'm like "yeah, there's a chart on Wikipedia".
October 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
My parents' cousins (and there are more of them than anybody can remember without a spreadsheet) are all called 'aunt' and 'uncle'.
My wife recently asked "does anybody even know what the fuck 'second cousin once removed' even means?" and I'm like "yeah, there's a chart on Wikipedia".
My wife recently asked "does anybody even know what the fuck 'second cousin once removed' even means?" and I'm like "yeah, there's a chart on Wikipedia".