9Head Fox
@htblack.bsky.social
Writer, artist, daoist. Going on 30. Roll 1d6 to determine pronouns; that is not a joke.
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9Head Fox
@htblack.bsky.social
· Jan 14
Tell a human to speak a wish to the air, and how often they will tell you what they *want* instead. “Want” is a self defense mechanism adapted by a calcified human ego to preserve its present state; deployed against the *wish* that expands the soul past the conditions of humanity.
This is true. And I don't mean it metaphorically or rhetorically or poetically or theoretically or in any other fancy way. Straight up.
Those who know it to be so, leave your name in the guest book.
Those who know it to be so, leave your name in the guest book.
One time I was talking about the historical Hebrew empire to an Israeli guy and he said it didn’t count as a real empire because Syria and Jordan aren’t very big and
Yeah that’s it that’s the anecdote
Yeah that’s it that’s the anecdote
November 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
One time I was talking about the historical Hebrew empire to an Israeli guy and he said it didn’t count as a real empire because Syria and Jordan aren’t very big and
Yeah that’s it that’s the anecdote
Yeah that’s it that’s the anecdote
My GF works at a VR arcade and lately she’s heard a bunch of kids using ‘AI’ as pejorative byword for jank or slop - when a game doesn’t work right or the controls don’t grab their inputs quite correctly, they say “this is AI”.
November 30, 2025 at 8:51 AM
My GF works at a VR arcade and lately she’s heard a bunch of kids using ‘AI’ as pejorative byword for jank or slop - when a game doesn’t work right or the controls don’t grab their inputs quite correctly, they say “this is AI”.
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Louis CK with a large pair of glasses, a mustache, and a fake cigar: back in my day we had to put peanut butter on our balls to get the dog to lick them but these days, uh…these days there’s girls who think they’re dogs….and a court order prevents me from seeing them
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Louis CK with a large pair of glasses, a mustache, and a fake cigar: back in my day we had to put peanut butter on our balls to get the dog to lick them but these days, uh…these days there’s girls who think they’re dogs….and a court order prevents me from seeing them
Pfooo…
China…
My Chinese comrades…
I know you’re hurting for interracial stuff, but is this really the way?
China…
My Chinese comrades…
I know you’re hurting for interracial stuff, but is this really the way?
‘ZOOTOPIA 2’ has become the first Hollywood movie ever to pass $100M in a single day in China
‘AVENGERS: ENDGAME’ was the previous record-holder.
Read our review: bit.ly/ZootopiaDF
‘AVENGERS: ENDGAME’ was the previous record-holder.
Read our review: bit.ly/ZootopiaDF
November 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Pfooo…
China…
My Chinese comrades…
I know you’re hurting for interracial stuff, but is this really the way?
China…
My Chinese comrades…
I know you’re hurting for interracial stuff, but is this really the way?
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"not the only one"
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November 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
"not the only one"
0/x
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Harry Potter pulled over for DUI and was shot dead when he took a swing at a cop,
November 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Harry Potter pulled over for DUI and was shot dead when he took a swing at a cop,
I don’t get guys who like really skinny women…”yeah I like her so much I wish there was LESS of her?” Smdh…
November 29, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I don’t get guys who like really skinny women…”yeah I like her so much I wish there was LESS of her?” Smdh…
You want to adopt my beaver?
Well you CAN'T!
Unless you first bring me HUNDREDS OF WOMEN!
Well you CAN'T!
Unless you first bring me HUNDREDS OF WOMEN!
November 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
You want to adopt my beaver?
Well you CAN'T!
Unless you first bring me HUNDREDS OF WOMEN!
Well you CAN'T!
Unless you first bring me HUNDREDS OF WOMEN!
Re-watching the Princess Bride, I’ve come to the conclusion that the version I’m watching must have been edited in some way with AI… One of the characters very obviously has six fingers.
November 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Re-watching the Princess Bride, I’ve come to the conclusion that the version I’m watching must have been edited in some way with AI… One of the characters very obviously has six fingers.
Cold SpongeBob have saved Chef Slowik?
November 28, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Cold SpongeBob have saved Chef Slowik?
Just saw Wolf Walkers.
It is about a dream that many Englishman have: the dream of becoming Irish.
It is about a dream that many Englishman have: the dream of becoming Irish.
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Just saw Wolf Walkers.
It is about a dream that many Englishman have: the dream of becoming Irish.
It is about a dream that many Englishman have: the dream of becoming Irish.
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Thankful to my Bluesky feed for giving me these two posts from @mamavitelli.bsky.social and @baronduki.bsky.social back to back
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Thankful to my Bluesky feed for giving me these two posts from @mamavitelli.bsky.social and @baronduki.bsky.social back to back
It is my firmly held belief that there is no moral imperative - now, and perhaps in world history - greater than the complete destruction of the United States’ capacity to acquire or direct power, and the complete extermination of its bourgeoisie and their ideology.
Happy thanksgiving.
Happy thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It is my firmly held belief that there is no moral imperative - now, and perhaps in world history - greater than the complete destruction of the United States’ capacity to acquire or direct power, and the complete extermination of its bourgeoisie and their ideology.
Happy thanksgiving.
Happy thanksgiving.
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"Chill Beats to Watch The Leaves Fall" -- Illustration for the one and only @zirac.bsky.social featuring off-beat snares and a groovy 80 bpm.
Or something like that, idk =P
#art #drawing #illustration #feral #wolf #canine #deer #lofi #autumn
Or something like that, idk =P
#art #drawing #illustration #feral #wolf #canine #deer #lofi #autumn
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
"Chill Beats to Watch The Leaves Fall" -- Illustration for the one and only @zirac.bsky.social featuring off-beat snares and a groovy 80 bpm.
Or something like that, idk =P
#art #drawing #illustration #feral #wolf #canine #deer #lofi #autumn
Or something like that, idk =P
#art #drawing #illustration #feral #wolf #canine #deer #lofi #autumn
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I have seen the maw of polynomials and .. . this thing has seen me too
This is a teleological demon; its teeth are peerless and its eyes are manifold
This is a teleological demon; its teeth are peerless and its eyes are manifold
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I have seen the maw of polynomials and .. . this thing has seen me too
This is a teleological demon; its teeth are peerless and its eyes are manifold
This is a teleological demon; its teeth are peerless and its eyes are manifold
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In The Once and Future King, this bumbling goofball knight accidentally makes it to the Holy Grail and Arthur says "I don't see why [God] shouldn't allow people to stumble into heaven, just as well as climb there" and I feel like the RFK thing shows you can also stumble goofily into being the devil
November 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
In The Once and Future King, this bumbling goofball knight accidentally makes it to the Holy Grail and Arthur says "I don't see why [God] shouldn't allow people to stumble into heaven, just as well as climb there" and I feel like the RFK thing shows you can also stumble goofily into being the devil
>playing darktide with randos
Random guy on voice: Hey retard please stop picking up the health packs
Me: KYS
>He leaps over a railing and dies
Huh
You never get what you don't ask for
Random guy on voice: Hey retard please stop picking up the health packs
Me: KYS
>He leaps over a railing and dies
Huh
You never get what you don't ask for
November 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
>playing darktide with randos
Random guy on voice: Hey retard please stop picking up the health packs
Me: KYS
>He leaps over a railing and dies
Huh
You never get what you don't ask for
Random guy on voice: Hey retard please stop picking up the health packs
Me: KYS
>He leaps over a railing and dies
Huh
You never get what you don't ask for
LRT gnashing, stomping, folding ears at having to admit an economist did something useful
November 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
LRT gnashing, stomping, folding ears at having to admit an economist did something useful
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We have a “poverty trap” and it’s driving the destruction of social cohesion.
The “poverty line” is’t 35,000, it’s $150,000, and making more than one, and less than the other is worse than being “poor”.
Which is why the rage.
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
The “poverty line” is’t 35,000, it’s $150,000, and making more than one, and less than the other is worse than being “poor”.
Which is why the rage.
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
Part 1: My Life Is a Lie
How a Broken Benchmark Quietly Broke America
www.yesigiveafig.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
We have a “poverty trap” and it’s driving the destruction of social cohesion.
The “poverty line” is’t 35,000, it’s $150,000, and making more than one, and less than the other is worse than being “poor”.
Which is why the rage.
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
The “poverty line” is’t 35,000, it’s $150,000, and making more than one, and less than the other is worse than being “poor”.
Which is why the rage.
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
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When I learn lessons as a writer, they don't always *stay* learned. Every few years I'll have an epiphany and realize that I already had this very epiphany years ago, and then got so focused on other lessons that I simply . . . forgot.
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
When I learn lessons as a writer, they don't always *stay* learned. Every few years I'll have an epiphany and realize that I already had this very epiphany years ago, and then got so focused on other lessons that I simply . . . forgot.
Saw an ad where the Grinch is being used to promote the importance of holiday shopping
I want everyone involved in that production boiled in oil
I want everyone involved in that production boiled in oil
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Saw an ad where the Grinch is being used to promote the importance of holiday shopping
I want everyone involved in that production boiled in oil
I want everyone involved in that production boiled in oil
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i hope jeff vogel is having a good day, as i do every day
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
i hope jeff vogel is having a good day, as i do every day
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"The age of violent Barbarian-Kings is over, the age of benevolent Philosopher-Kings has begun!" says the violent Barbarian-King from his throne of skulls, once every philosopher has been put to death
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
"The age of violent Barbarian-Kings is over, the age of benevolent Philosopher-Kings has begun!" says the violent Barbarian-King from his throne of skulls, once every philosopher has been put to death
Occurs to me that as a cartoon fox with a religious hyperfixation I could - and feel to some extent obliged to - get some hideous and tacky Sunday school lookin art of myself.
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Occurs to me that as a cartoon fox with a religious hyperfixation I could - and feel to some extent obliged to - get some hideous and tacky Sunday school lookin art of myself.
Just saw a chatbot ad with Ben 10’s sister flashing her cans
I fucking hate these ads man
Why are they spending so much money on ads that nobody would ever
I hate these people
I fucking hate these ads man
Why are they spending so much money on ads that nobody would ever
I hate these people
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Just saw a chatbot ad with Ben 10’s sister flashing her cans
I fucking hate these ads man
Why are they spending so much money on ads that nobody would ever
I hate these people
I fucking hate these ads man
Why are they spending so much money on ads that nobody would ever
I hate these people