Hardly the West Kirby yachting set then 😜

The wrong side of the Wirral?

I thought she sounded more like she was from Chester or the nice bits of the Wirral.

Oh, and I bought a packet of oatcakes that tasted like they had been kept in a vat of salt 😔

Robins out? Very silly. I guess the caller believes in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy.

Who knows what will happen in this league.

I haven't seen a Viennetta in years.

I'd say it was more to do with that bit above the eye brows. They need to be reprogrammed a little. As someone on the TV just said, Crawley is playing beautifully, so beautifully that he feels he must smack every third ball. It drives me nuts.

It is five days - a long time - you have to spend some of it batting time. It seems blindingly obvious to me.

I genuinely enjoyed the good old days when the likes of Holding and Marshall were flying in but England's top four were willing to block and even take balls on their bodies. Batting time is a skill and is integral to five day cricket #Ashes

Train from Uttoxeter to Derby and station opens up on to Pride Park.

Alton is still Stoke (from the friends I know) but I have been to business networking meetings in Uttoxeter and most people were looking to do business in Burton and Derby, not North Staffs. Probably same with sporting preference.

I assume you mean artless? What's the point of a Pope with no conviction?

I simply reported the news. I didn't think I needed to comment further.