Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark
howardoark.bsky.social
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark
@howardoark.bsky.social
Nah, empty parking lots while car is self parking you can text away - but keep a side eye on the light posts.
December 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
It’s pretty easy, but you probably wont like the guy
December 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
TSLA was at $178/share 3 years ago. Added Ford’s market cap today.

EU sales down 50% yoy.

My guess is they’ll announce the xAI “investment” after hours.
December 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Wholesale includes exports so could be local sales were up in 2024
December 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Now do PE based on forward earnings. Don’t forget to reduce interest income once Tesla sends half its cash to xAI late this quarter.
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Kind of harsh aren’t you? It was a black car at night!!! What’s that, one in ten billion chance?
December 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I looked it up in my compact OED. The answer is yes, the dis just means they are even more gruntled.
December 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Start in an empty parking lot.
December 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Laugh all you want, but I need one of these
December 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Laugh all you want, but I need one of these
December 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I have a vague understanding that you’re saying the terrestrial internet providers could launch satellites that would allow Starlink to work in dense connection areas. But, there’s no money in that. Is that close?
December 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Prof Galloway says his book advances have doubled as his social media presence has exploded
December 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
100 Falcon launches per year. But. I’m not the New Edison.
December 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
So hotels in the boonies (where you should really be communing with nature) are the hotels that should have Starlink?

My feeling is that anywhere with 5G service the 5G service will out do Starlink. Ships at sea, airplanes and hermits doesn’t really seem like a big enough market to support
December 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I’m at Cho Lon at the Denver Airport as I write this. Better than getting your pizza box into recycling
December 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Do you think Starlink will work as well in San Francisco as it does in flyover country? Doubt it, but would appreciate your insight
December 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Assuming 20% got through and the 400 were all Shaheds, Russia spent $600,000,000 terrorizing Ukrainian civilians in November.
December 1, 2025 at 2:09 PM
So, only 240 hours?
December 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Perry Mason, Matlock, My Cousin Vinnie? Of course their clients were always innocent.
November 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
FSD understands food poisoning as a hazard?
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Wen teleportation?
November 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Musk hates Trump over the, “If I had told him to get down on his knees and beg he would have done it.” quote.
November 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Hegseth has probably been promised a pardon. But I wonder if Vance will honor it after the 25th Amendment Trump.
November 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
All the military equipment is hardened.
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Lower the center of gravity
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM