Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark
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I looked it up in my compact OED. The answer is yes, the dis just means they are even more gruntled.
December 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I looked it up in my compact OED. The answer is yes, the dis just means they are even more gruntled.
Laugh all you want, but I need one of these
December 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Laugh all you want, but I need one of these
Laugh all you want, but I need one of these
December 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Laugh all you want, but I need one of these
I’m at Cho Lon at the Denver Airport as I write this. Better than getting your pizza box into recycling
December 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I’m at Cho Lon at the Denver Airport as I write this. Better than getting your pizza box into recycling
I don’t know why Trump hates this picture - you can’t see his neck vagina
November 23, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I don’t know why Trump hates this picture - you can’t see his neck vagina
Pretty good guess, not obvious how you got there
November 23, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Pretty good guess, not obvious how you got there
I was going to disagree, but then I remembered HL Menken
November 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I was going to disagree, but then I remembered HL Menken
Montanabahn
November 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Montanabahn
I’m beginning to wonder how many people are getting margin calls on all sorts of crappy stocks.
November 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I’m beginning to wonder how many people are getting margin calls on all sorts of crappy stocks.
The missiles Ukraine launched at Voronezh yesterday are Army Tactical Missile System (Army TACMS) Block 1A produced in 2001 with a service life of 20 years. The only cost of supplying them to Ukraine was transportation
November 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The missiles Ukraine launched at Voronezh yesterday are Army Tactical Missile System (Army TACMS) Block 1A produced in 2001 with a service life of 20 years. The only cost of supplying them to Ukraine was transportation
This is going to backfire when the House and Senate need to over ride the veto
November 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
This is going to backfire when the House and Senate need to over ride the veto
I asked ChatGPT for an example HLE question in Civil Engineering. I don’t think it really understood the question -it appears it thought the question was give me a question assuming civilization has collapsed.
The example question seems unanswerable
The example question seems unanswerable
November 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I asked ChatGPT for an example HLE question in Civil Engineering. I don’t think it really understood the question -it appears it thought the question was give me a question assuming civilization has collapsed.
The example question seems unanswerable
The example question seems unanswerable
Just to be clear, I have never owned magic beans
November 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Just to be clear, I have never owned magic beans
If you pull and twist while squeezing a man’s testicals as hard as you can you give him a testicular torsion which is instantly incapacitating - sometimes fatal. There would be many fewer rapes, and rapists, if every woman knew this.
November 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
If you pull and twist while squeezing a man’s testicals as hard as you can you give him a testicular torsion which is instantly incapacitating - sometimes fatal. There would be many fewer rapes, and rapists, if every woman knew this.
Looks like one of those big holders that voted no on the Musk bonus structure is now voting with its feet.
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Looks like one of those big holders that voted no on the Musk bonus structure is now voting with its feet.
Sure, Musk deserves that $54B the Tesla Board gave him (if the Delaware Supreme Court agrees his previous $54B bonus was unconscionable).
They only make MYs in Germany.
They only make MYs in Germany.
November 10, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Sure, Musk deserves that $54B the Tesla Board gave him (if the Delaware Supreme Court agrees his previous $54B bonus was unconscionable).
They only make MYs in Germany.
They only make MYs in Germany.
Gives you the opportunity to give a wedding gift they’ll treasure
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Gives you the opportunity to give a wedding gift they’ll treasure
Because?
November 7, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Because?
I heard an interview with him after Trump pulled his nomination. He seems like a good guy. I doubt he’ll put his thumb on the scale for Musk.
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I heard an interview with him after Trump pulled his nomination. He seems like a good guy. I doubt he’ll put his thumb on the scale for Musk.
They spelled Tesla wrong (love that joke)
November 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
They spelled Tesla wrong (love that joke)