Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark
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ChatGPT suggested that I take the D local from 72nd Street to 34th Street today (it doesn’t do that). After waiting 20 minutes I took the third B local that came by to 34th Street. At my customary hourly rate, Altman owes me $100.
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
ChatGPT suggested that I take the D local from 72nd Street to 34th Street today (it doesn’t do that). After waiting 20 minutes I took the third B local that came by to 34th Street. At my customary hourly rate, Altman owes me $100.
I don’t know why Trump hates this picture - you can’t see his neck vagina
November 23, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I don’t know why Trump hates this picture - you can’t see his neck vagina
I’m beginning to wonder how many people are getting margin calls on all sorts of crappy stocks.
November 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I’m beginning to wonder how many people are getting margin calls on all sorts of crappy stocks.
The missiles Ukraine launched at Voronezh yesterday are Army Tactical Missile System (Army TACMS) Block 1A produced in 2001 with a service life of 20 years. The only cost of supplying them to Ukraine was transportation
November 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The missiles Ukraine launched at Voronezh yesterday are Army Tactical Missile System (Army TACMS) Block 1A produced in 2001 with a service life of 20 years. The only cost of supplying them to Ukraine was transportation
This is going to backfire when the House and Senate need to over ride the veto
November 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
This is going to backfire when the House and Senate need to over ride the veto
Just to be clear, I have never owned magic beans
November 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Just to be clear, I have never owned magic beans
If you pull and twist while squeezing a man’s testicals as hard as you can you give him a testicular torsion which is instantly incapacitating - sometimes fatal. There would be many fewer rapes, and rapists, if every woman knew this.
November 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
If you pull and twist while squeezing a man’s testicals as hard as you can you give him a testicular torsion which is instantly incapacitating - sometimes fatal. There would be many fewer rapes, and rapists, if every woman knew this.
Looks like one of those big holders that voted no on the Musk bonus structure is now voting with its feet.
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Looks like one of those big holders that voted no on the Musk bonus structure is now voting with its feet.
Sure, Musk deserves that $54B the Tesla Board gave him (if the Delaware Supreme Court agrees his previous $54B bonus was unconscionable).
They only make MYs in Germany.
They only make MYs in Germany.
November 10, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Sure, Musk deserves that $54B the Tesla Board gave him (if the Delaware Supreme Court agrees his previous $54B bonus was unconscionable).
They only make MYs in Germany.
They only make MYs in Germany.
In a victory for jury nullification, Sandwich guy walks. @kenwhite.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
In a victory for jury nullification, Sandwich guy walks. @kenwhite.bsky.social
I’ve come around to thinking Musk’s pay package will be approved but the invest in xAI won’t be. All the big holders who’ve said they’ll vote for the pay package don’t discuss xAI. Board will do it anyway.
Periodic reminder that the ASCII X is 88, signal for heil Hitler.
Periodic reminder that the ASCII X is 88, signal for heil Hitler.
November 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I’ve come around to thinking Musk’s pay package will be approved but the invest in xAI won’t be. All the big holders who’ve said they’ll vote for the pay package don’t discuss xAI. Board will do it anyway.
Periodic reminder that the ASCII X is 88, signal for heil Hitler.
Periodic reminder that the ASCII X is 88, signal for heil Hitler.
They spelled Tesla wrong (love that joke)
November 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
They spelled Tesla wrong (love that joke)
Did sell the news start early?
November 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Did sell the news start early?
Cyber Truck sales had a blip due to the federal tax credit expiring, but have now continued their drop to zero. It will never, 66 years later with a doubling of population and an economy 55 times larger, outsell the Edsel.
November 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Cyber Truck sales had a blip due to the federal tax credit expiring, but have now continued their drop to zero. It will never, 66 years later with a doubling of population and an economy 55 times larger, outsell the Edsel.
NY State Data
Month Tesla's Registered
10/24 1,117
9/25 937
10/25 322 (67% drop with the expiration of the federal tax credit)
Q4 is going to be a disaster. @montanaskeptic.bsky.social @tbpinvictus.bsky.social
Month Tesla's Registered
10/24 1,117
9/25 937
10/25 322 (67% drop with the expiration of the federal tax credit)
Q4 is going to be a disaster. @montanaskeptic.bsky.social @tbpinvictus.bsky.social
November 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
NY State Data
Month Tesla's Registered
10/24 1,117
9/25 937
10/25 322 (67% drop with the expiration of the federal tax credit)
Q4 is going to be a disaster. @montanaskeptic.bsky.social @tbpinvictus.bsky.social
Month Tesla's Registered
10/24 1,117
9/25 937
10/25 322 (67% drop with the expiration of the federal tax credit)
Q4 is going to be a disaster. @montanaskeptic.bsky.social @tbpinvictus.bsky.social
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Godfrey is at again….now at Union Station in DC doing his Trump impression for the troops 🤣💀
November 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Godfrey is at again….now at Union Station in DC doing his Trump impression for the troops 🤣💀
Decades ago I heard a thing on NPR about a party game where people would suggest poems that could be sung to the tune of popular songs. The one that stuck with me was Stopping in the Woods, Snowy Evening sung to the tune of Love Potion NO. 9. Sono wouldn't do it, but geeze
suno.com/song/282225a...
suno.com/song/282225a...
Stopping By The Woods (Rockabilly Twist)
Listen and make your own on Suno.
suno.com
November 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Decades ago I heard a thing on NPR about a party game where people would suggest poems that could be sung to the tune of popular songs. The one that stuck with me was Stopping in the Woods, Snowy Evening sung to the tune of Love Potion NO. 9. Sono wouldn't do it, but geeze
suno.com/song/282225a...
suno.com/song/282225a...
For some reason they left the leader in AI off this chart, so I added it back in.
October 31, 2025 at 10:29 PM
For some reason they left the leader in AI off this chart, so I added it back in.
I asked ChatGPT how much electricity $500B worth of Nvidia chips would use and it came to between 9 and 16 nuclear power plants assuming 90% utilization.
October 31, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I asked ChatGPT how much electricity $500B worth of Nvidia chips would use and it came to between 9 and 16 nuclear power plants assuming 90% utilization.
Charlie’s corpse is still cooling down and she’s traded the gingham dress for leather pants. She probably bought a dishwasher and a washer dryer too.
October 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Charlie’s corpse is still cooling down and she’s traded the gingham dress for leather pants. She probably bought a dishwasher and a washer dryer too.
I guess they’ve run out of ammunition to juice the Tesla Stonk price during regular market hours and now need to work after hours.
October 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I guess they’ve run out of ammunition to juice the Tesla Stonk price during regular market hours and now need to work after hours.
Eye about to come on shore. This monster is crawling which makes things that much worse. Luckily we have an aircraft carrier on the way which will be a god send to Jamaica (right?)
October 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Eye about to come on shore. This monster is crawling which makes things that much worse. Luckily we have an aircraft carrier on the way which will be a god send to Jamaica (right?)
Trump’s recent MRI was “perfect” he says.
October 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Trump’s recent MRI was “perfect” he says.