Sam Houston
@houstonfailure.bsky.social
The Emissary to the Texan Prophets
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I know I’m late, but saw Jay Kelly last night. Fuck, that ending got to me.
December 29, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I know I’m late, but saw Jay Kelly last night. Fuck, that ending got to me.
People said I was crazy for calling Halo YouTubers grifters.
And yet, here they are, licking up slop from a Hitlerite the moment it's convenient and fits their narrative, despite the ever wonderful Jez Corden debunking this shit ages ago.
It sickens me people want Halo to fail so bad.
And yet, here they are, licking up slop from a Hitlerite the moment it's convenient and fits their narrative, despite the ever wonderful Jez Corden debunking this shit ages ago.
It sickens me people want Halo to fail so bad.
December 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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LMAO you can't make this shit up. @mintblitz.bsky.social put the fries in the bag, you're grifting on this topic once again spreading lies without evidence. Never make a Halo News video again
#Halo
#Halo
December 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
LMAO you can't make this shit up. @mintblitz.bsky.social put the fries in the bag, you're grifting on this topic once again spreading lies without evidence. Never make a Halo News video again
#Halo
#Halo
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December 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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the stranger things effect
Season 1 ➡️ Season 2
Aang in Netflix's ‘AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER’
Aang in Netflix's ‘AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER’
December 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
the stranger things effect
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c.j. stroud and azeez al-shaair just stood next to each other on national tv and credited their team’s win to two different gods
December 8, 2025 at 4:46 AM
c.j. stroud and azeez al-shaair just stood next to each other on national tv and credited their team’s win to two different gods
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Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets her PHD
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets her PHD
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3-0 against the Ravens, Chiefs, and Bills. They said it couldn't be done...
December 8, 2025 at 4:35 AM
3-0 against the Ravens, Chiefs, and Bills. They said it couldn't be done...
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This is the best I've felt after a regular season Texans game since they beat the Lions on Thanksgiving 2012 to go to 10-1.
December 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
This is the best I've felt after a regular season Texans game since they beat the Lions on Thanksgiving 2012 to go to 10-1.
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Based on success rate, that's the Chiefs' worst offensive performance in a Patrick Mahomes start.
Regular season or playoffs. A sample of 146 games.
Regular season or playoffs. A sample of 146 games.
December 8, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Based on success rate, that's the Chiefs' worst offensive performance in a Patrick Mahomes start.
Regular season or playoffs. A sample of 146 games.
Regular season or playoffs. A sample of 146 games.
Kansas City lost and Harrison Butker missed a field goal lol
December 8, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Kansas City lost and Harrison Butker missed a field goal lol
Kinda crazy that one of the highest grossing Star Wars movies didn't get a re release in its tenth anniversary. Disney is allergic to money.
December 8, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Alabama makes the Playoff but they have face a team that already beat them lol
December 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Alabama makes the Playoff but they have face a team that already beat them lol
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>creates one of the hottest women of all time
>it’s a genderbent version of stoner Abe Lincoln
Oda is insane
>it’s a genderbent version of stoner Abe Lincoln
Oda is insane
speaking of prized figures you're gonna have to pry this one from my cold, dead hands. WHAT is this diva so cunty for?
December 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
>creates one of the hottest women of all time
>it’s a genderbent version of stoner Abe Lincoln
Oda is insane
>it’s a genderbent version of stoner Abe Lincoln
Oda is insane
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"Markings of Giants Past" (with the Amazons)
Dash, the last of the three Amazons, is here again with a tweaked design to go alongside the other two! Dash doesn't have as much of a difference like Bailey or Lily were given but it's good to have gotten around to her after a while.
Dash, the last of the three Amazons, is here again with a tweaked design to go alongside the other two! Dash doesn't have as much of a difference like Bailey or Lily were given but it's good to have gotten around to her after a while.
December 6, 2025 at 2:44 AM
"Markings of Giants Past" (with the Amazons)
Dash, the last of the three Amazons, is here again with a tweaked design to go alongside the other two! Dash doesn't have as much of a difference like Bailey or Lily were given but it's good to have gotten around to her after a while.
Dash, the last of the three Amazons, is here again with a tweaked design to go alongside the other two! Dash doesn't have as much of a difference like Bailey or Lily were given but it's good to have gotten around to her after a while.
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Two very rough predictions from 5th graders in 2010.
August 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Two very rough predictions from 5th graders in 2010.
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This is going to be the most almighty fucking shit-show. Watch as millions of parcels mount up in USPS depots and Americans start sending abusive emails to small businesses around the world demanding their stuff or their money back.
Multiple postal services around Europe say they are suspending the shipment of many packages to the United States amid a lack of clarity over new import duties.
European postal services suspend shipment of packages to US over import tariffs
Multiple postal services around Europe say they are suspending the shipment of many packages to the United States amid a lack of clarity over new import duties.
bit.ly
August 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
This is going to be the most almighty fucking shit-show. Watch as millions of parcels mount up in USPS depots and Americans start sending abusive emails to small businesses around the world demanding their stuff or their money back.
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Multiple postal services around Europe say they are suspending the shipment of many packages to the United States amid a lack of clarity over new import duties.
European postal services suspend shipment of packages to US over import tariffs
Multiple postal services around Europe say they are suspending the shipment of many packages to the United States amid a lack of clarity over new import duties.
bit.ly
August 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Multiple postal services around Europe say they are suspending the shipment of many packages to the United States amid a lack of clarity over new import duties.
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Dear competitors,
Look for the orange spoiler, and push it.
Sincerely,
Kaulig Admin
Look for the orange spoiler, and push it.
Sincerely,
Kaulig Admin
August 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Dear competitors,
Look for the orange spoiler, and push it.
Sincerely,
Kaulig Admin
Look for the orange spoiler, and push it.
Sincerely,
Kaulig Admin