Pip Mason
@housebrokengeek.bsky.social
Northerner in the South. Wrote stuff, directed stuff. Plays pretend sometimes. Plastic crack addict. Friend of all dogs.
Really not feeling very good lately, no idea why...
*forgets to do exercise*
*sips from 3rd large double shot coffee of the morning*
*doesn't drink water*
*forgets to do exercise*
*sips from 3rd large double shot coffee of the morning*
*doesn't drink water*
August 22, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Really not feeling very good lately, no idea why...
*forgets to do exercise*
*sips from 3rd large double shot coffee of the morning*
*doesn't drink water*
*forgets to do exercise*
*sips from 3rd large double shot coffee of the morning*
*doesn't drink water*
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Me: You got any *really* old stuff here?
Antique shop employee: Yeah man, we got CDs, Playstation 2 games, Ninja Turtles toys, Saved By the Bell board games, X-Files posters, a couple CRT tvs--
Me: Please stop.
Antique shop employee: Yeah man, we got CDs, Playstation 2 games, Ninja Turtles toys, Saved By the Bell board games, X-Files posters, a couple CRT tvs--
Me: Please stop.
May 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Me: You got any *really* old stuff here?
Antique shop employee: Yeah man, we got CDs, Playstation 2 games, Ninja Turtles toys, Saved By the Bell board games, X-Files posters, a couple CRT tvs--
Me: Please stop.
Antique shop employee: Yeah man, we got CDs, Playstation 2 games, Ninja Turtles toys, Saved By the Bell board games, X-Files posters, a couple CRT tvs--
Me: Please stop.
If someone clicked on you in an RTS, what would your voice lines be?
"Running all the way"
"Hiiiiiii"
"Can I have a coffee please?"
"Ah"
"Here we are, here we are, here we are again"
"What am I doing?"
"Bugger"
"That hurts"
"Why am I here?"
"Doing the thing"
"Chuffing hell"
"Running all the way"
"Hiiiiiii"
"Can I have a coffee please?"
"Ah"
"Here we are, here we are, here we are again"
"What am I doing?"
"Bugger"
"That hurts"
"Why am I here?"
"Doing the thing"
"Chuffing hell"
If someone clicked on you in an RTS, what would your voice lines be?
"I'm going, I'm going"
"Back Atcha"
"fuck"
"Eghhhh"
"I'm on break!"
"Where we going?"
"Thats it, I'm going to bed"
"Just listen to the ol' prokchop express"
"Who did that? Just kidding, let's roll"
"Groovy"
"My Back!"
"I'm going, I'm going"
"Back Atcha"
"fuck"
"Eghhhh"
"I'm on break!"
"Where we going?"
"Thats it, I'm going to bed"
"Just listen to the ol' prokchop express"
"Who did that? Just kidding, let's roll"
"Groovy"
"My Back!"
If someone clicked on you in an RTS, what would your voice lines be?
"Yo."
"Waddaya want?"
"Just me?"
"Break's over."
"Gup."
"Don't touch me."
"What are we doing again?"
"I'm not being paid enough for this."
"I'm hungry."
"Wanna see a bug I found?"
"Whomst?"
"Ah shit."
"That's it, I'm unionizing."
"Yo."
"Waddaya want?"
"Just me?"
"Break's over."
"Gup."
"Don't touch me."
"What are we doing again?"
"I'm not being paid enough for this."
"I'm hungry."
"Wanna see a bug I found?"
"Whomst?"
"Ah shit."
"That's it, I'm unionizing."
August 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
If someone clicked on you in an RTS, what would your voice lines be?
"Running all the way"
"Hiiiiiii"
"Can I have a coffee please?"
"Ah"
"Here we are, here we are, here we are again"
"What am I doing?"
"Bugger"
"That hurts"
"Why am I here?"
"Doing the thing"
"Chuffing hell"
"Running all the way"
"Hiiiiiii"
"Can I have a coffee please?"
"Ah"
"Here we are, here we are, here we are again"
"What am I doing?"
"Bugger"
"That hurts"
"Why am I here?"
"Doing the thing"
"Chuffing hell"
As far as evenings go, this is alright 👍
August 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
As far as evenings go, this is alright 👍
I'm still here, somewhere...
Hope this place isn't dying, it always seemed way better than the OTHER PLACE 🔥
Hope this place isn't dying, it always seemed way better than the OTHER PLACE 🔥
August 16, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I'm still here, somewhere...
Hope this place isn't dying, it always seemed way better than the OTHER PLACE 🔥
Hope this place isn't dying, it always seemed way better than the OTHER PLACE 🔥
Managed to get in an impromptu IMAX showing of Superman (2025).
Short version; they did it, they absolutely fucking did it!! It's great, Corenswet is great. It made me feel what I can only describe as hope. Crowd pleasing, fun, upbeat, all the good words. Good job @jamesgunn.bsky.social 👍
Short version; they did it, they absolutely fucking did it!! It's great, Corenswet is great. It made me feel what I can only describe as hope. Crowd pleasing, fun, upbeat, all the good words. Good job @jamesgunn.bsky.social 👍
July 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Managed to get in an impromptu IMAX showing of Superman (2025).
Short version; they did it, they absolutely fucking did it!! It's great, Corenswet is great. It made me feel what I can only describe as hope. Crowd pleasing, fun, upbeat, all the good words. Good job @jamesgunn.bsky.social 👍
Short version; they did it, they absolutely fucking did it!! It's great, Corenswet is great. It made me feel what I can only describe as hope. Crowd pleasing, fun, upbeat, all the good words. Good job @jamesgunn.bsky.social 👍
There is a heatwave in the UK
Ice cubes are now a new form of currency
A ginger burst into flames every 10 secs
A £10 Argos room fan in now everyone's most cherished family member
Chronic underboob sweat spreads like a pandemic amongst our best & bustiest
A man kills another man for his solero
Ice cubes are now a new form of currency
A ginger burst into flames every 10 secs
A £10 Argos room fan in now everyone's most cherished family member
Chronic underboob sweat spreads like a pandemic amongst our best & bustiest
A man kills another man for his solero
July 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
There is a heatwave in the UK
Ice cubes are now a new form of currency
A ginger burst into flames every 10 secs
A £10 Argos room fan in now everyone's most cherished family member
Chronic underboob sweat spreads like a pandemic amongst our best & bustiest
A man kills another man for his solero
Ice cubes are now a new form of currency
A ginger burst into flames every 10 secs
A £10 Argos room fan in now everyone's most cherished family member
Chronic underboob sweat spreads like a pandemic amongst our best & bustiest
A man kills another man for his solero
Repost with five TV shows you’d happily watch for the rest of time as your sole TV diet.
Doctor Who
Star Trek TNG
Taboo
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Gravity Falls
Doctor Who
Star Trek TNG
Taboo
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Gravity Falls
Repost with five TV shows you’d happily watch for the rest of time as your sole TV diet.
Star Trek
Doctor Who
Farscape
Midsomer Murders
Antiques Roadshow
Star Trek
Doctor Who
Farscape
Midsomer Murders
Antiques Roadshow
Repost with five TV shows you’d happily watch for the rest of time as your sole TV diet.
Lovejoy
Bergerac
Only Fools and Horses
Early Doors
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Lovejoy
Bergerac
Only Fools and Horses
Early Doors
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
July 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Repost with five TV shows you’d happily watch for the rest of time as your sole TV diet.
Doctor Who
Star Trek TNG
Taboo
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Gravity Falls
Doctor Who
Star Trek TNG
Taboo
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Gravity Falls
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I have a fundraiser to help with Fringe costs.
I was turned down for all the usual funding because while other comedians were learning how to fill in forms, I was studying the blade.
The costs are, and continue to be, astronomical.
Please consider donating if you can.
gofund.me/8fb093d1
I was turned down for all the usual funding because while other comedians were learning how to fill in forms, I was studying the blade.
The costs are, and continue to be, astronomical.
Please consider donating if you can.
gofund.me/8fb093d1
July 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I have a fundraiser to help with Fringe costs.
I was turned down for all the usual funding because while other comedians were learning how to fill in forms, I was studying the blade.
The costs are, and continue to be, astronomical.
Please consider donating if you can.
gofund.me/8fb093d1
I was turned down for all the usual funding because while other comedians were learning how to fill in forms, I was studying the blade.
The costs are, and continue to be, astronomical.
Please consider donating if you can.
gofund.me/8fb093d1
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This is hateful and dystopian. I was just on holiday in Kent. Nice to know how welcome queer people (esp children) are there eh? Please, Kent locals, write to your councillors and resist this grossness. #KidLitUK www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Kent council bans transgender books in children’s library section
KCC says the move came after a
www.bbc.co.uk
July 4, 2025 at 8:18 AM
This is hateful and dystopian. I was just on holiday in Kent. Nice to know how welcome queer people (esp children) are there eh? Please, Kent locals, write to your councillors and resist this grossness. #KidLitUK www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Lost In Cult was established on the principles of keeping gaming as an art form alive for generations to come.
We fully commit to #stopkillinggames in both function and spirit.
Gaming and all its intricacies deserve to be immortalised for generations to come.
— Jon Doyle (Owner, Lost In Cult)
We fully commit to #stopkillinggames in both function and spirit.
Gaming and all its intricacies deserve to be immortalised for generations to come.
— Jon Doyle (Owner, Lost In Cult)
July 2, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Lost In Cult was established on the principles of keeping gaming as an art form alive for generations to come.
We fully commit to #stopkillinggames in both function and spirit.
Gaming and all its intricacies deserve to be immortalised for generations to come.
— Jon Doyle (Owner, Lost In Cult)
We fully commit to #stopkillinggames in both function and spirit.
Gaming and all its intricacies deserve to be immortalised for generations to come.
— Jon Doyle (Owner, Lost In Cult)
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July 1, 2025 at 8:34 AM
What the fucking fuck is this shit?
#ReturnToSilentHill
#ReturnToSilentHill
June 25, 2025 at 10:23 AM
What the fucking fuck is this shit?
#ReturnToSilentHill
#ReturnToSilentHill
New game on the table today; #Pergola by Rebel Studio. Was highly sought after at @ukge.bsky.social, deserved too as turns out it's really great. Well produced, easy to learn, incredibly chill. Just make a nice garden full of bees & get some points. Highly recommend it 👍
#boardgames
#boardgames
June 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
New game on the table today; #Pergola by Rebel Studio. Was highly sought after at @ukge.bsky.social, deserved too as turns out it's really great. Well produced, easy to learn, incredibly chill. Just make a nice garden full of bees & get some points. Highly recommend it 👍
#boardgames
#boardgames
Bit late to the party, but that Barbie movie is kinda great ain't it? 🩷
a woman in a pink dress is driving a pink car with a man in a pink shirt
ALT: a woman in a pink dress is driving a pink car with a man in a pink shirt
media.tenor.com
June 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Bit late to the party, but that Barbie movie is kinda great ain't it? 🩷
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I’ll be a little more polite when I talk to someone directly about this. But I’m going to be blunt here:
Stop fucking using Chat GPT, it’s not worth using, it’s actively hurting our environment, and we as an intelligent species are progressively becoming dumber from over reliance of it.
Stop fucking using Chat GPT, it’s not worth using, it’s actively hurting our environment, and we as an intelligent species are progressively becoming dumber from over reliance of it.
It’s official. Studio Execs are now using Chat GPT to evaluate screenplays. Here’s proof from a friend’s pass letter:
Not only is it vague and unhelpful, it references one specific — an antique camera.
The problem?
THERE’S NO ANTIQUE CAMERA IN THE FUCKING SCRIPT.
Not only is it vague and unhelpful, it references one specific — an antique camera.
The problem?
THERE’S NO ANTIQUE CAMERA IN THE FUCKING SCRIPT.
June 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I’ll be a little more polite when I talk to someone directly about this. But I’m going to be blunt here:
Stop fucking using Chat GPT, it’s not worth using, it’s actively hurting our environment, and we as an intelligent species are progressively becoming dumber from over reliance of it.
Stop fucking using Chat GPT, it’s not worth using, it’s actively hurting our environment, and we as an intelligent species are progressively becoming dumber from over reliance of it.
Seems someone decided to sneak in a dose of COVID into our @ukge.bsky.social haul, not appreciated in the slightest.
In a word; Urgh 🤒
In a word; Urgh 🤒
June 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Seems someone decided to sneak in a dose of COVID into our @ukge.bsky.social haul, not appreciated in the slightest.
In a word; Urgh 🤒
In a word; Urgh 🤒
First full weekend at @ukge.bsky.social done! We had laughs, saw cool things, saw cooler people, spent WAY too much. Already planning on doing it all again next year! See you then nerds!! 👍
#UKGE
#UKGE
June 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
First full weekend at @ukge.bsky.social done! We had laughs, saw cool things, saw cooler people, spent WAY too much. Already planning on doing it all again next year! See you then nerds!! 👍
#UKGE
#UKGE
Took @hazywitch.bsky.social to see her first ever Dark Room show & she was lucky; got to watch half the show in the brand new "ACCESSIBILITY MODE" aka the lights off switch broke so it was actually reasonably lit 💡
Thanks @robbotron.bsky.social, great as ever ❤️
@ukge.bsky.social #UKGE
Thanks @robbotron.bsky.social, great as ever ❤️
@ukge.bsky.social #UKGE
May 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Took @hazywitch.bsky.social to see her first ever Dark Room show & she was lucky; got to watch half the show in the brand new "ACCESSIBILITY MODE" aka the lights off switch broke so it was actually reasonably lit 💡
Thanks @robbotron.bsky.social, great as ever ❤️
@ukge.bsky.social #UKGE
Thanks @robbotron.bsky.social, great as ever ❤️
@ukge.bsky.social #UKGE
May 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
What actor's expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?
May 21, 2025 at 7:05 AM
What actor's expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?