Honoria 🎄 Valemon
@honoriavalemon.bsky.social
Just here to make friends and have fun! Oh, and to stare into the void.
Mostly my garden and project journal, tbh.
Mostly my garden and project journal, tbh.
So good and soooo rich!
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
So good and soooo rich!
The woman version of this also includes it only happening when there’s a ton of slush on the ground, you’re wearing dainty office shoes and sheer tights, there’s a singly greasy dim light bulb over the gas station, and a number of questionable guys are milling around.
December 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The woman version of this also includes it only happening when there’s a ton of slush on the ground, you’re wearing dainty office shoes and sheer tights, there’s a singly greasy dim light bulb over the gas station, and a number of questionable guys are milling around.
Kind of a lot of necrosis happening on this trophy…
December 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Kind of a lot of necrosis happening on this trophy…
Maybe the pickles are a raclette tribute?
December 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Maybe the pickles are a raclette tribute?
It’s a little Norwegian language joke. They’ve got three extra vowels at the end of the alphabet so instead of A-Z or or alpha omega, its a-å.
Srsly, though it’s a beloved cheese with a whole history involving the country’s last nobleman.
(Not the best grilled cheese choice, though)
Srsly, though it’s a beloved cheese with a whole history involving the country’s last nobleman.
(Not the best grilled cheese choice, though)
December 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
It’s a little Norwegian language joke. They’ve got three extra vowels at the end of the alphabet so instead of A-Z or or alpha omega, its a-å.
Srsly, though it’s a beloved cheese with a whole history involving the country’s last nobleman.
(Not the best grilled cheese choice, though)
Srsly, though it’s a beloved cheese with a whole history involving the country’s last nobleman.
(Not the best grilled cheese choice, though)
The most popular frozen pizza in Norway has Jarlsberg instead of mozzarella.
It’s the A-Å of cheeses, used for practically everything.
It’s the A-Å of cheeses, used for practically everything.
December 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The most popular frozen pizza in Norway has Jarlsberg instead of mozzarella.
It’s the A-Å of cheeses, used for practically everything.
It’s the A-Å of cheeses, used for practically everything.
Yoink! Perfect gift.
December 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Yoink! Perfect gift.
I had at least a dozen sunflowers and, between the squirrels and goldfinches, saved not a single seed. No regrets.
December 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I had at least a dozen sunflowers and, between the squirrels and goldfinches, saved not a single seed. No regrets.
I always spell your name with a smiley face.
December 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I always spell your name with a smiley face.
4. Use what I already have in supplies if possible.
5. Sketching out ideas in a notebook is unlimited.
5. Sketching out ideas in a notebook is unlimited.
December 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
4. Use what I already have in supplies if possible.
5. Sketching out ideas in a notebook is unlimited.
5. Sketching out ideas in a notebook is unlimited.
I finished the second dog sweater last night and Titus seems to really like it.
I learned a lot from the last one. This is all single #crochet to hopefully make it warmer and more durable with a smaller hook.
He immediately hopped into the snow.
I learned a lot from the last one. This is all single #crochet to hopefully make it warmer and more durable with a smaller hook.
He immediately hopped into the snow.
December 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I finished the second dog sweater last night and Titus seems to really like it.
I learned a lot from the last one. This is all single #crochet to hopefully make it warmer and more durable with a smaller hook.
He immediately hopped into the snow.
I learned a lot from the last one. This is all single #crochet to hopefully make it warmer and more durable with a smaller hook.
He immediately hopped into the snow.
This is a mildly weird statement, but I think the dog sweater is one of the few items that’s cheaper to make at home than buy in a store.
December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
This is a mildly weird statement, but I think the dog sweater is one of the few items that’s cheaper to make at home than buy in a store.
Just to ask because I honestly don’t know, how much of a YouTube video do you have to watch to trigger the algorithm positively?
The FD video was excellent but fairly long to watch again In its entirety.
The FD video was excellent but fairly long to watch again In its entirety.
December 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Just to ask because I honestly don’t know, how much of a YouTube video do you have to watch to trigger the algorithm positively?
The FD video was excellent but fairly long to watch again In its entirety.
The FD video was excellent but fairly long to watch again In its entirety.
Huh. Shopped all afternoon in Andersonville and I didn’t hear any of them!
December 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Huh. Shopped all afternoon in Andersonville and I didn’t hear any of them!
I will always treasure the year that my brother got knocked out of the little drummer boy challenge on December 23 in a Mexican restaurant by a mariachi version.
December 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I will always treasure the year that my brother got knocked out of the little drummer boy challenge on December 23 in a Mexican restaurant by a mariachi version.
Now that’s what I call Living Authentically.
(Sorry about your phone, tho’)
(Sorry about your phone, tho’)
November 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Now that’s what I call Living Authentically.
(Sorry about your phone, tho’)
(Sorry about your phone, tho’)
Jeez, they look like the yuppie couple in Christmas Vacation
November 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Jeez, they look like the yuppie couple in Christmas Vacation
We think it might be dried out macaroni salad because there’s little green and pink bits.
November 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
We think it might be dried out macaroni salad because there’s little green and pink bits.
Boy, his mind is really going to be blown when he finds out about gladiators.
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Boy, his mind is really going to be blown when he finds out about gladiators.