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Honoria 🎃 Valemon @honoriavalemon.bsky.social · 1h

LLORT SPELLED BACKWARDS IS TROLL!

Honoria 🎃 Valemon @honoriavalemon.bsky.social · 1h

Fortunately, Woody Allen made a documentary about this called Manhattan

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Honoria 🎃 Valemon @honoriavalemon.bsky.social · 2h

College roommate got matching blocky black dragon tattoos off the wall with her best friend. Another friend came by and said “Oh! My boyfriend has that one, too! XYZ Tattoo Shop, right?“

Three days later, roommate discovers a boyfriend cheated on her with bf and bf is banished forever.

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Honoria 🎃 Valemon @honoriavalemon.bsky.social · 2h

Be really odd if this were the one thing they were scrupulously honest about.

Honoria 🎃 Valemon @honoriavalemon.bsky.social · 12h

You might find, now that you’re a father, that certain horror films will hit differently now. This is one that I've avoided because it’s become much harder to see children being menaced as entertaining.

Not a judgement, just a change in perception.

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Honoria 🎃 Valemon @honoriavalemon.bsky.social · 17h

“Stay young and beautiful if you want to be loved”

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Honoria 🎃 Valemon @honoriavalemon.bsky.social · 17h

WHHHHHHHHHAT! I would have seen this a hundred times.

Braddington @bradwhipple.bsky.social · 18h

whelp, I’ll be thinking about the Steven Soderbergh movie about Ben Solo until the day I die, I guess. we could’ve had it all.

apnews.com/article/adam...

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Honoria 🎃 Valemon @honoriavalemon.bsky.social · 23h

I wouldn’t have guessed he could be played by Matt Bernstein

Honoria 🎃 Valemon @honoriavalemon.bsky.social · 23h

The seed packet said these sulfur cosmos were supposed to be 3 feet max.

Well, they’re well over 6’ and the second wave of blooms is feeding the neighborhood insects and birds.

#Flowers #BloomScrolling #GardenJournals2025

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Honoria 🎃 Valemon @honoriavalemon.bsky.social · 1d

a cartoon character says " we 've tried nothing and we 're all out of ideas " in front of a bookshelf

Alt: a cartoon character says " we 've tried nothing and we 're all out of ideas " in front of a bookshelf. Simpsons

media.tenor.com

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key-lime pie @keymonster.bsky.social · 2d

Floral Kitty Trio - Botanimal Pet Portrait 2024
[ #art #illustration #botanimals ]

A digital illustration of three cats relaxing in a green and grassy place. The cats are cuddling together and they have orange and white flowers sprouting from their bodies. The left cat is a brown tabby, the middle cat is a black cat and the right most cat is a long haired orange tabby.

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Honoria 🎃 Valemon @honoriavalemon.bsky.social · 1d

What weird little pumpkin guys!

Honoria 🎃 Valemon @honoriavalemon.bsky.social · 1d

Meanwhile China is investing in infrastructure like dams and rail…

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Honoria 🎃 Valemon @honoriavalemon.bsky.social · 1d

My mother somehow grew a perfect pumpkin in her front yard without planting a seed, preparing, or monitoring it in any way!

#gardening

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Honoria 🎃 Valemon @honoriavalemon.bsky.social · 1d

imagine putting him to bed as a toddler…

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Honoria 🎃 Valemon @honoriavalemon.bsky.social · 2d

We’ve seen so much Monday Morning Quarterbacking, but it’s only Saturday.

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Honoria 🎃 Valemon @honoriavalemon.bsky.social · 3d

I think it would be interesting if @randomhorror9.bsky.social did Kiss of the Spider Woman so we could hear @cecilbaldwiniii.bsky.social describing a movie about someone describing a movie.

Admittedly, neither film nor film within a film is really a horror movie.

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Honoria 🎃 Valemon @honoriavalemon.bsky.social · 3d

This squirrel woman is very relatable.

🎃 public HELLth guy 🎃 @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 3d

seasonal repost of this squirrel i saw

a gray squirrel walking on green grass while holding three big nuts in its arms

Honoria 🎃 Valemon @honoriavalemon.bsky.social · 5d

I laughed really hard at the YouTube title. It’s perennial.

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Honoria 🎃 Valemon @honoriavalemon.bsky.social · 5d

My ofrenda cloth is done and it’s GORGEOUS (and hard to photograph). I am thrilled.

#Sewing #Crosstitch #DayOfTheDead #Skeleton

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Honoria 🎃 Valemon @honoriavalemon.bsky.social · 5d

I changed up my original pattern a bit because I found the marigolds really fun to stitch.

Honoria 🎃 Valemon @honoriavalemon.bsky.social · 5d

My ofrenda cloth is done and it’s GORGEOUS (and hard to photograph). I am thrilled.

#Sewing #Crosstitch #DayOfTheDead #Skeleton

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Honoria 🎃 Valemon @honoriavalemon.bsky.social · 6d

Pressed, sewed the front to the back, trimmed, pressed again, and now top stitched.

Almost ready for the ofrenda.

#Sewing #DayOfTheDead #Crosstitch #skeleton

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Honoria 🎃 Valemon @honoriavalemon.bsky.social · 6d

Pressed, sewed the front to the back, trimmed, pressed again, and now top stitched.

Almost ready for the ofrenda.

#Sewing #DayOfTheDead #Crosstitch #skeleton

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Honoria 🎃 Valemon @honoriavalemon.bsky.social · 6d

I got into a complaining session with another shopper yesterday because pot roast cost less than basic ground beef. She told me she was grateful she had girls and not boys because how expensive it is to feed them.