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ABANDON ALL MOPE
YE WHO ENTER HERE
guy whos favorite movie is
star hero fellowship of war:
oh hey this reminds me of
star hero fellowship of war
December 15, 2025 at 7:05 AM
i recovered from your
psychological trauma for
you YOURE WELCOME
December 15, 2025 at 6:50 AM
tis true
for i have seen it in the stars
and also at the car wash
December 15, 2025 at 6:48 AM
im taking the scenic
route to your booty
December 15, 2025 at 6:43 AM
me, after liking a post
that says killing is bad:
it feels so good to make
a difference in the world
December 15, 2025 at 6:38 AM
i got a thing where
everything i do is
perfect and amazing
oh yeah! delusion
December 15, 2025 at 6:26 AM
sorry for posting so much*

* ᶦ ᵈᵒⁿᵗ ᵖˡᵃⁿ ᵒⁿ ᶜʰᵃⁿᵍᶦⁿᵍ ʷʰᵃᵗˢᵒᵉᵛᵉʳ
December 15, 2025 at 6:16 AM
i got visited by the ghosts
of christmas but they did
it wrong and now im just
even more of an asshole
December 15, 2025 at 6:05 AM
im only doing badly to show
off my incredible acting range
December 15, 2025 at 5:47 AM
this really blows my cartridge
December 15, 2025 at 5:45 AM
me: hey are you going to
introduce me to your friend?

depression, standing
next to happiness: no
December 15, 2025 at 5:43 AM
oh wow i cant believe
you still drive this thing
said the doctor while
reviewing my brain scan
December 15, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Reposted by 𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🌴
[on the phone] oh yes enough chopsticks for four people

*winks at the cats*
December 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
i have decided to turn
myself in to the police

𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘴 𝘢 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢

youre under arrest punk
December 15, 2025 at 5:22 AM
sorry for being so horny i
havent masturbated since
three minutes ago
December 15, 2025 at 5:20 AM
hotel said i could crash there
so i drove my car thru a wall
December 15, 2025 at 5:16 AM
im not actually here god
just photoshopped me in
December 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
me, seeing you naked:
whoa nice geometry!
December 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
eating fortune cookies until
things start going my way
December 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM
if you want to get technical
this is all the big bangs fault
December 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦
𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘨𝘶𝘺 𝘪 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸

why? are they
highly flammable??
December 15, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Reposted by 𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🌴
genuinely appreciate all you people who interact with my silly little posts or make silly little jokes with me 🫶
December 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
nobody ever performs
demented demonstrations
of fealty to me anymore
December 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
i think the same thing
about your choices as i do
about almonds. theyre nuts
December 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
i found out i wear my emotions on my sleeve
so now i wear tank tops
December 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM