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@holminster.bsky.social
professional lurker, enjoyer of art
my favorites are elfs, weird books, gay sex, and communism
my favorites are elfs, weird books, gay sex, and communism
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Killing my chief minion each time they fail me because I'm evil, reviving them afterward because qualified help is hard to find, and completely failing to realise the only reason they haven't betrayed me over being treated in this way is because they're kind of into it because I'm dumb as hell.
January 23, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Killing my chief minion each time they fail me because I'm evil, reviving them afterward because qualified help is hard to find, and completely failing to realise the only reason they haven't betrayed me over being treated in this way is because they're kind of into it because I'm dumb as hell.
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COLUMBO: just one more thing, sir, uh, you mentioned... when you had this terapy session, you said you made your terapist laugh?
MURDERER: yes?
COLUMBO: like... you were gettin a good grade? in terapy? but maybe you can explain that to me - is that normal ta want? or even possible ta achieve?
MURDERER: yes?
COLUMBO: like... you were gettin a good grade? in terapy? but maybe you can explain that to me - is that normal ta want? or even possible ta achieve?
January 22, 2026 at 10:57 PM
COLUMBO: just one more thing, sir, uh, you mentioned... when you had this terapy session, you said you made your terapist laugh?
MURDERER: yes?
COLUMBO: like... you were gettin a good grade? in terapy? but maybe you can explain that to me - is that normal ta want? or even possible ta achieve?
MURDERER: yes?
COLUMBO: like... you were gettin a good grade? in terapy? but maybe you can explain that to me - is that normal ta want? or even possible ta achieve?
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pinhead: we have such sights to show you
guy that thinks cenobite means the same
thing as cinephile: oh nice, like Rashomon or something?
guy that thinks cenobite means the same
thing as cinephile: oh nice, like Rashomon or something?
January 23, 2026 at 4:07 AM
pinhead: we have such sights to show you
guy that thinks cenobite means the same
thing as cinephile: oh nice, like Rashomon or something?
guy that thinks cenobite means the same
thing as cinephile: oh nice, like Rashomon or something?
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Art by • Clyde Caldwell
January 22, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Art by • Clyde Caldwell
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(OC) It's getting bad again
January 21, 2026 at 8:07 PM
(OC) It's getting bad again
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Comic page style commission for a client on ig🩸🔪
January 21, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Comic page style commission for a client on ig🩸🔪
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me (bursting open my apartment window like ebenezer scrooge): you there, boy! did it happen?
boy (gloomily): no sir
boy (gloomily): no sir
January 21, 2026 at 1:29 PM
me (bursting open my apartment window like ebenezer scrooge): you there, boy! did it happen?
boy (gloomily): no sir
boy (gloomily): no sir
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January 21, 2026 at 11:48 AM
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(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.
January 20, 2026 at 2:00 AM
(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.
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chapter 5 of #blood&gold is up :D!! it's like 40 pages long. and v'nita and yuyang finally get to talk to each other directly for the first time since chapter 1 :P #ffxivart
read on Tapas: tapas.io/episode/3782...
read on Tapas: tapas.io/episode/3782...
January 18, 2026 at 10:47 PM
chapter 5 of #blood&gold is up :D!! it's like 40 pages long. and v'nita and yuyang finally get to talk to each other directly for the first time since chapter 1 :P #ffxivart
read on Tapas: tapas.io/episode/3782...
read on Tapas: tapas.io/episode/3782...
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another commission I did last year 🏹✨
January 18, 2026 at 4:20 PM
another commission I did last year 🏹✨
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16Stitch performing “Fallout” at Woodstock in Cape Town, South Africa (2005)
January 17, 2026 at 10:01 PM
16Stitch performing “Fallout” at Woodstock in Cape Town, South Africa (2005)
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Art by • Spit Blossoms
January 18, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Art by • Spit Blossoms
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It takes me a day to make two pics aaaaaaaaargh I'm slow
January 17, 2026 at 8:25 AM
It takes me a day to make two pics aaaaaaaaargh I'm slow
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missing my rogue trader
January 17, 2026 at 1:45 PM
missing my rogue trader
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seeing my friend typing something to me on discord and then saying "yes [name]?" before they even send the message like i'm a villain swirling a glass of wine in front of a fireplace and know they're there before i even turn around
January 17, 2026 at 5:35 AM
seeing my friend typing something to me on discord and then saying "yes [name]?" before they even send the message like i'm a villain swirling a glass of wine in front of a fireplace and know they're there before i even turn around
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“Blast! Caught in another tide pool! … And here comes some damn beachcomber!”
January 16, 2026 at 5:07 PM
“Blast! Caught in another tide pool! … And here comes some damn beachcomber!”