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Col. Hogan's Christmas Reference
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Watch out for your face, because I'll rock it off.

My opinions are my own, unless there's something wrong with you, too. Film Strip Podcast, Den of Geek, Film Stories, and elsewhere.
Lethal Weapon is the superior Christmas action movie. Allow me to explain.

www.denofgeek.com/movies/letha...
December 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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WOAH!
December 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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One time @stormspeed.bsky.social helped me count everyone who showed up at Fozzie’s mom’s farmhouse in “A Muppet Family Christmas.” It’s a lot.
Advent Calendar House | A Muppet Family Christmas
We counted all the Muppets in the farmhouse. It’s a lot. Guest: Carlin Trammel (Nerd Lunch). Find show notes at https://adventcalendar.house
adventcalendar.house
December 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I hate when I drink too much water.
December 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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I thought I might as well go below and make a rough draft of my will.
December 18, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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"And Tiny Tim, who did not die" = heartwarming, Christmassy.

"And Tiny Tim, who would not die" = sinister, alarming.
December 18, 2023 at 10:16 AM
I sent a guy I've known for years $10 for a couple of hats he had made as a test for some new embroidery machine and I 1) never got the hats, 2) never got the money, and 3) have been ghosted.

Over $10.
December 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Pre-K isn't political – it's just the right thing to do for our kids, our families, our businesses and our future. That's why we've received support from:
✅45 local chambers of commerce
✅63 county judge/executives
✅34 mayors
✅3,300 members of KASA
✅Kentucky Association of School Superintendents
December 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Just imagine what could have been.
When Rob Reiner was on his all-time epic run at the start of his career, he had an opportunity to read a script that was looking for a production partner, and he lost his mind for it. He decided Castle Rock had to have it, no matter what.
December 15, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Writer-director Larry Cohen’s God Told Me To is cheap, cynical, grimy, weird - and far more mesmerising than any $250m blockbuster.
filmstories.co.uk/features/god...
God Told Me To | What modern cinema could learn from a low budget, 50 year-old thriller
Writer-director Larry Cohen’s God Told Me To is cheap, cynical, grimy, weird - and far more mesmerising than any $250m blockbuster.
filmstories.co.uk
December 13, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Tubi is a near perfect simulation of the feeling of watching the 3am movie on your area's fourth-rated local TV station.

For this alone it is the greatest streaming service that has ever been or will ever be.
December 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Is cable access TV still a thing? I saw some incredible stuff back in the day on Louisville's airwaves.
December 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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FOREVER
December 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

Harder mode: No DC, DreamWorks/Illumination, Amblin, sci-fi, horror, or from Japan.
December 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Oops! All Tommy Wiseaus
I see Stallone sent a cardboard standee instead
December 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Never give up on your dreams #MST3K
December 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I love @lpm.org because WFPK is playing something off the Bad Religion Christmas album.
December 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Reddit really wants me to shave my head.
December 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Incredible use of exonerative tense from Kentucky State Police to describe what sounds like a trooper rear-ending a motorist.

"The marked KSP cruiser was traveling east bound when the front bumper struck the rear bumper of a passenger car that was traveling east bound operated by Debroah Wallen."
December 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM