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sarah 🤍
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marketer, writer-in-progress, always hobbit-like
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not liking cats is a massive red flag to me
January 16, 2026 at 6:19 PM
“gropes”

YEAH, I BET
"I say to you, Frodo, that even as I speak to you, I perceive the Dark Lord and know his mind ... And he gropes ever to see me and my thought..."
[Galadriel, The Fellowship of the Ring]
January 15, 2026 at 3:29 PM
back at it
January 14, 2026 at 10:05 PM
very hard to do Normal Work Tasks while… all this… is going on
January 14, 2026 at 9:59 PM
finally broke out of my reading slump!!!
January 14, 2026 at 5:22 PM
brb going to do some post-work excavating
January 13, 2026 at 10:02 PM
good morning to everyone, but especially the girl at Trinity College who, upon learning I’m American, asked, “where are you from?” and when I said, “Philly” (I lived there at the time), replied with, “omg I love It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” and let me see the Book of Kells for free
January 13, 2026 at 1:08 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I have one or two cheeky espresso martinis a month and Pinterest is like, well obvi your whole vibe is aesthetic bar photos

-outfit
-celebrity
-lyrics
-aesthetic
January 12, 2026 at 9:06 PM
quick little break from work to say hello :)
January 12, 2026 at 6:52 PM
need more hours in the day just so I can tackle my ever-growing “to read” list
January 11, 2026 at 10:12 PM
but actually, what is the world coming to?
January 10, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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My favorite part of reading is when a book gets so good you have to set it down, (finger marking the page), and just let your mind be blown for a minute before picking it back up again.
January 5, 2026 at 3:00 PM
godspeed to all my fellow very sleepy people going back to work after the holiday break. may this day be meeting-free with few emails
January 5, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
sipping hot coffee by open windows and it’s 35 degrees outside 🙂‍↕️
January 2, 2026 at 6:12 PM
feeling so blah that I had to break out the emergency tater tots this evening
December 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
mentally preparing for the 36-hour non-stop family fest ahead of me
December 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Winter Hobbit Door (2023). ❄️ A hobbit hole door in a beautiful snowy winter, decorated for Yule. 🎄
December 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
can’t believe I’m just now learning that eye of newt is a plant
December 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
actual photo of me this morning, as I dragged myself out of bed early to let in the painters who are working on my construction site of a home
December 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
tv ads with ai-generated imagery??? what are these companies doing 😭
December 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I try to be lowkey about my love for Vermont, but my Zillow search history tells a completely different story
December 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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EVERYONE GET MORE PASSIONATE AND SELF INDULGENT ABOUT CREATIVITY AND BEING HUMAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM