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heyitschzva.bsky.social
꧁𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕚𝕕𝕒𝕪 𝕔𝕙𝕫꧂
@heyitschzva.bsky.social
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She/her/they. 30-something. Fandom old. AroAce. Deep in the Arcane brainrot. Writer of fanfic. 18+ and NSFW. Proship. Anti-censorship.
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Behold these abominations.
Screenshot of Vander from Arcane looking serious and slightly frowning. He has been edited to have no beard. Screenshot of Vander from Arcane. He is sitting holding a pipe and looking at the camera. He has been edited to have a chinstrap beard. Screenshot of Vander from Arcane. He is softly backlit behind the bar in The Last Drop with a bar towel slung over his left shoulder. He has been edited so his beard looks like a thick mutton Chop a la the style of Captain John Price from Call of Duty. Screenshot of Vander from Arcane. He is looking serious and frowning. He has been edited to have a set of long, thick mutton chops.
December 16, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Ok, ok, ok. This is the last one, I promise. This is what I think most of the internet thinks Silco truly looks like. Honestly the colour of the mustache is too dark for how desaturated this scene is but whatever.
Silco from Arcane holding a vial of shimmer but he has a thin mustache that is shaped in upturned on either side.
December 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
heyitschzva.bsky.social
Last crimes for the day.
Silco and Jinx from Arcane sitting together on Silco's office chair. Silco has been edited to have a thin mustache. Young Silco from Arcane edited to have a pencil mustache.
December 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
heyitschzva.bsky.social
Are you sure?
Young Silco from Arcane edited to have a beard but no mustache.
December 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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This was requested by @wickedcrescent.bsky.social and I am nothing if not a woman of the people.
Silco from Arcane edited to have a beard that looks like a goat.
December 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
heyitschzva.bsky.social
I'm sorry.
Young Silco from Arcane edited to have a goatee. Young Silco from Arcane edited to have a full beard.
December 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
heyitschzva.bsky.social
He looks so much younger. Dilfy Silco and his age gap younger boyfriend/husband.
Screenshoot of AU Vander and Silco from Arcane except Vander has been edited to only have a mustache.
December 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Using my powers for evil.
Screenshot of the character Vander from the show Arcane standing behind the bar. His beard has been removed so he only has a mustache.
December 15, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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This is the funniest fucking thing to me given what is happening at this point in the story.
Screenshot from the video game of Alan and his editor/friend Barry in a car with a cardboard cutout of Alan in the backseat. Screenshot from the videogame Alan Wake of Alan and his editor/friend Barry in an office having a heated conversation. A cardboard cutout of Alan advertising his recent book stands between them.
December 7, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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And not a single person was surprised.

Also I feel like this could be read like a poem or a story in and of itself.
Word cloud visualization for 2025 showing your 50 most-used words, sized by frequency. Top 10: "silco" (2655×), "vander" (2371×), "silcos" (686×), "vanders" (593×), "against" (285×), "fingers" (280×), "write" (277×), "eyes" (257×), "thinking" (240×), "himself" (236×) (from Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest)
December 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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What's that? Grading on a Curve updated!? Chapter 12 of our #Zaundads college AU is out now for your reading pleasure. Enjoy!

archiveofourown.org/works/627691...
Screenshot from chapter 12 of AO3 work Grading on a Curve by chzva and sydmicky. Author note reads: chzva: So sorry for how long this chapter took to get to you! In September I was on a crunch to get my Zaundads Big Bang done and then there was that nasty burn out, but we made it to the finish line eventually! Thank you for continuing to read our silly (not so) little story, and buckle yourselves in because we are shifting gears and moving things forward. syd: okay fam, I’m quoting my therapist when I say that using drugs to avoid feeling or thinking about your woes is not healthy. She’s been telling me, a daily stoner, that for too long. So do as I say, not as I do. Enjoy these idiots ❤️ A short snippet from the start of the chapter reads: Silco groaned as he woke to his phone buzzing on his bedside table. He dragged his hands down his face before rolling over to bury his head under his pillow in the vain attempt to block out the noise. "Shut the fuck uuuup." His phone kept buzzing, text after text coming through while he listened. Finally, after what felt like hours, it finally stopped. Silco counted to five before he reached out, just in case Felicia was typing out a novel. He would have preferred that over the rapid fire delivery as was often her style. Not for the first time, Silco asked himself why he had let her bully her way into his life; no one but her would text him so damn early. He grabbed at his night stand for a second, blindly reaching for his phone and rolling onto his back again. Fel: morning!!! Fel: first daaaaay!!!!! Fel: we're heading to the dining hall in a few Fel: don't forget your schedule Fel: loser! Silco groaned again and considered bailing on her.
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Me sending this to @sydmicky.bsky.social last night like "I wonder what all these songs have in common?" (They are all on our GOAC playlist)
Screenshot from music year end wrap up of top ten songs: 1. Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl - Chappel Roan 2. I Love You, I'm Sorry - Gracie Abrams 3. How I'd Kill - Cowboy Malfoy 4. Risk - Gracie Abrams 5. Everyone Adores You (at least I do) - Matt Maltese 6. Coffee - Chappel Roan 7. Keep Away - Carly Rae Jepsen 8. Birds of a Feather - Billie Eilish 9. reckless driving - Lizzie McAlpine 10. Slow Dancing - Aly & AJ
December 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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I need to stuff it a bit more and close it off but it is otherwise finished!
A crochet pill capsule half light teal and half white.
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 AM
heyitschzva.bsky.social
We do love abusing Councillor Salo in this house.
“Such a pretty little whore,” Silco said meanly as he fucked his entire length roughly into Salo’s mouth causing the councillor to gag wetly around the intrusion. “I do so prefer you like this,” he added conversationally. “Pliant and quiet with something in your mouth.” Salo’s hands lifted from the floor, reaching for Silco to steady himself, but before he could touch Silco was tearing him back, sending Salo off balance and tipping over. “I didn’t say you could touch,” Silco snapped. Salo tried to glare, but his spit slicked chin and lipstick smeared cheek ruined the effect making him look all the more like a petulant child. He pushed himself back to his knees, sitting back on his heels, this time keeping his hands on his knees. When Silco was satisfied he reached for him again and Salo took him back between his painted lips without complaint.
November 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
heyitschzva.bsky.social
Ok, I've made a little #Vanco Advent prompt list. This is super low pressure and is being shared for anyone who wants to do something during December. Tried to keep prompts winter generic and not holiday specific. Do or do not. There is no obligation.
Snowflakes and mistletoe in white and varying shades of light blue on a light blue background. Text reads: Vanco Advent, a low pressure winter themed fanwork event December 1 - 24. Two lists of 12 for a total of 24 prompts read: December 1 - First Snow December 2 - Frost Bite December 3 - Sharing Warms December 4 - Holiday Party December 5 - Gift Giving December 6 - Cold Snap December 7 - Stars December 8 - Cold Hands December 9 - Snowball Fight December 10 - Eggnog December 11 - Peppermint December 12 - Tinsel December 13 - Holiday Lights December 14 - Dog Sledding December 15 - Winter Treats December 16 - Bells December 17 - Fireplace December 18 - Snowed In December 19 - Icicles December 20 - Gift Wrapped December 21 - Winter Hat December 22 - Naughty List December 23 - Hot Toddy December 24 - Mistletoe
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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More dumb #Arcane memes from your humble friend, chz. When you make a silly but the context is ha ha heartbreaking.
Two panel meme of Jinx and Silco from Arcane with speech bubbles with dialogue from Parks and Recreation. Top panel has Jinx looking down at Silco saying "I've never done anything wrong, ever, in my life". Bottom panel has Silco looking up at Jinx saying "I know this, and I love you"
November 11, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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Ok, this is what I'm working with as a layout for my custom Arcane calendar. You know I had to give them the summer months for pride.
Screenshot of a calendar view from January to April with various pictures of Silco and Vander from Arcane. Screenshot of a calendar view from May to August with photos of Vander and Silco from Arcane. Screenshot of a calendar view from September to December with various pictures of Silco and Vander from Arcane.
November 11, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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#SoapGaz

Don't fucking look at me.
Snippet from a work in progress: His thumb hovered over the video ready to scroll on to the next thing, but he couldn’t look away. Instead he opened the comments, unsurprised to see the myriad thirst comments that were borderline sexual harassment. The way some people felt comfortable talking to strangers online always baffled Soap. why is this video 10 hours long A common thing for people to comment on these types of videos, but it did feel abnormally long, and Soap glanced at the progress bar only to realise that the video was only about thirty seconds long but it had a seamless loop which made it feel endless. He watched again for another minute or so, the steady up and down, the bend and flex of muscle almost hypnotic. Then Soap tapped the follow button and continued scrolling.
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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I did not realise that I had already written like 1500 words of this fic. But this is the reunion-gone-wrong.
“Mylo, you are a sight for sore eyes, brother. I've missed you.” Mylo misses the crush of Claggor against him the moment he pulls away, swaying on his feet momentarily before he shakes his head to clear it. “I've missed you, too,” he answers. “Who is this?” Claggor turns and draws the small girl forward. “This is Arie,” Claggor says. “My girlfriend.” Girlfriend. The word sinks like a stone in his stomach, and Mylo struggles to bring a smile to his face as he woodenly says, “nice to meet you.” It is in fact not nice to meet her. Mylo doesn't understand why she is here at all. He was expecting Claggor, not Claggor plus one.
November 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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I wanted one, so I made one. Go forth and ask your fellow readers about their fanfic reading habits!
Fanfic Reader Asks! 1. What is a fic you have read more than 5 times? 2. Do you read fic on your phone or computer? 3. Have you ever followed an author into a new fandom, even if you weren’t familiar with the source material? 4. What is the word count sweet spot for you? 5. What is your favourite fanfic trope to read? 6. What is your favourite fanfic genre to read? 7. What was the fandom you first read fanfic for? 8. What was your first ship? 9. Are you a fast or slow reader? 10. How often do you read fics? 11. Do you write fanfic? 12. What is the last fic you bookmarked? 13. Are your bookmarks public or private? 14. Do you make any notes or use tags when bookmarking a fic? 15. What fandom do you have the most bookmarks for? 16. What was the last fic you read? 17. What is the last comment you left on a fic? 18. Do you follow any authors on social media? 19. Do you prefer oneshots or longfics? 20. Is there a genre of fanfic you hate/avoid? 21. Do you use a site skin for AO3? 22. What kind of fandoms do you tend to get involved in? (e.g. books, tv shows, movies) 23. How old were you when you first started reading fanfic? 24. Is there a fic that hasn’t been updated in a long time you are waiting for? 25. Has there ever been a fic that was incomplete and then updated unexpectedly? 26. What’s harder to read in public: smut or fluff? 27. Do you have a comfort fic? 28. What is something that would make you stop reading a fic? 29. How many AO3 tabs do you currently have open? 30. Do you read longfics chapter by chapter or entire work at once?
October 31, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Deleted scene from chapter 7 of GOAC.
Silco directed them towards the bookstore and Vander faithfully follow him inside, arm sliding from his shoulders as he did. A young man with dark hair, a thick beard, and glasses was behind the counter and he looked up as the two men entered. “Hey, Silco!” he called when he spotted them. “Who's your friend?” “He's not my friend,” Silco said at the same time that Vander said, “I'm Vander. Nice to meet you.” “Nice to meet you. I'm Hitesh. Let me know if you guys need any help.” Being in the bookstore reminded of Silco being in the stacks with Vander. But to Silco's relief–and maybe a little bit to his dismay–Vander left him to browse in peace. His attention wasn’t on the books, however as he moved through the aisles. He couldn’t help tracking Vander as he examined the shelves. The more time he spent with Vander the hard it was becoming to deny that he actually kind of liked him, and that he wanted a repeat performance of the last time they’d been together. Vander moved into a different aisle, and Silco wondered what kind of books Vander was looking at.
October 31, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Fuck it, let's go. Stolen from someone else on the TL:
A numbered list of 40 Fanfic Author Asks
October 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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OK, Ok, Ok. Vampire Silco it is, I guess!
Screenshot of wheel spin result showing Vampire!Silco
October 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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So the total number of WIPs is 21. Unless there's anything specific you really super would like to see, I probably will throw them into a spin the wheel generator and see what comes up.
Screenshot of a numerical list (1-16) of works in progress for the fandom Arcane: Doctor/Patient Confidentiality #2 Crossing Swords Duelist AU Vampire!Silco Age Gap!Vanco Pony Boy (Pony Play Fic) Over the River and Through the Woods (primal play) Man About a Horse (piss) Bar(e) Backing - Hammerhound Matter of Circumstance (Age Gap AU #2) Centaur Fic (monster fucking) Something in Your Mouth (Silco/Salo) Rise and Grind (Old Man Frotting) Sex Tape A Meditation on Motherhood (Felicia-centric genfic) my church offers no absolutes (Silco POV) Fathers of the Revolution (redux - Silco & Jinx genfic) Screenshot of a numerical list (1-5) of works in progress for the fandom Call of Duty Imagine Me and You Within Reason Three’s Company (Office Hours finale) (Read My) Body Language Top and Swap
October 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
heyitschzva.bsky.social
Do you like scary movies?
Pinata of the GhostFace mask from the movie Scream held in a hand.
October 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM