HerpDerpWolfBlitzer
@herpderpwolfb.bsky.social
Well well Tumblr finally showed me an ad that’s actually relevant to my interests lol
February 11, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Well well Tumblr finally showed me an ad that’s actually relevant to my interests lol
Been trying to find a new higher paying job and it’s been rough, actually resorted to applying for a weekend job today
February 11, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Been trying to find a new higher paying job and it’s been rough, actually resorted to applying for a weekend job today
Excellent optical technology huh?
This was sealed btw
This was sealed btw
February 8, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Excellent optical technology huh?
This was sealed btw
This was sealed btw
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THIS IS SO IMPORTANT PLEASE ALWAYS WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY KEEP YOUR ACCOUNT BALANCE AT 0 DON'T EVEN GIVE THEM A *CHANCE*
Reminder do NOT keeps funds in PayPal like it's a bank. It's not. It doesn't matter if you're a SFW or NSFW Artist.
If you sneeze wrong they will freeze your account and you will not get to access that money at all. Make sure you're transferring it out as often as you can.
If you sneeze wrong they will freeze your account and you will not get to access that money at all. Make sure you're transferring it out as often as you can.
February 7, 2026 at 8:03 PM
THIS IS SO IMPORTANT PLEASE ALWAYS WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY KEEP YOUR ACCOUNT BALANCE AT 0 DON'T EVEN GIVE THEM A *CHANCE*
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Happening now in Silicon Valley: marchers have surrounded the Palantir building and are holding a prayer vigil for victims of ICE, while video of ICE and Palantir crimes is projected on the building. #abolishice #iceout #palantir #paloalto
February 6, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Happening now in Silicon Valley: marchers have surrounded the Palantir building and are holding a prayer vigil for victims of ICE, while video of ICE and Palantir crimes is projected on the building. #abolishice #iceout #palantir #paloalto
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If you won’t say this, you should not hold public office
AOC: We are going to have to reckon, as a country, with this time. And I hope that that reckoning includes prosecution of people who are involved with the lawbreaking and human rights violations they are knowingly engaging in right now.
February 6, 2026 at 1:06 AM
If you won’t say this, you should not hold public office
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Been using Linux (specifically Bazzite) as a daily driver for about a month and it's going surprisingly well, still use a Mac for some things and I do keep a token Windows machine around for a handful of programs, but otherwise I've been pretty happy
February 5, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Been using Linux (specifically Bazzite) as a daily driver for about a month and it's going surprisingly well, still use a Mac for some things and I do keep a token Windows machine around for a handful of programs, but otherwise I've been pretty happy
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Being a transmasc millennial is so stupid because every time I tell someone that I'm a man now theres a part of my brain waiting for them to say this back at me
August 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Being a transmasc millennial is so stupid because every time I tell someone that I'm a man now theres a part of my brain waiting for them to say this back at me
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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Segata Sanshiro!
February 3, 2026 at 6:54 PM
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Segata Sanshiro!
Student loan debt finally dipped under $2K, once I finally get a higher-paying job that shit’s getting wiped out in one go at last
February 2, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Student loan debt finally dipped under $2K, once I finally get a higher-paying job that shit’s getting wiped out in one go at last
Good fucking god man
February 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Good fucking god man
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nothing beats gaming on a real CRT 🤩
January 31, 2026 at 10:22 PM
nothing beats gaming on a real CRT 🤩
Just upgraded my M4 mini with a 2 TB SSD, went pretty well but my god I fucking hate mezzanine connectors
January 31, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Just upgraded my M4 mini with a 2 TB SSD, went pretty well but my god I fucking hate mezzanine connectors
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every democrat in my lifetime: look man we have to do all this research and shit first. we gotta make sure it only helps a very specific slice of the pie that does not actually exist. we can't do this thing because of [farts into microphone]
mamdani: [looks at NYC} well shit, there's your problem
mamdani: [looks at NYC} well shit, there's your problem
January 30, 2026 at 11:17 PM
every democrat in my lifetime: look man we have to do all this research and shit first. we gotta make sure it only helps a very specific slice of the pie that does not actually exist. we can't do this thing because of [farts into microphone]
mamdani: [looks at NYC} well shit, there's your problem
mamdani: [looks at NYC} well shit, there's your problem
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Not to put too fine of a point on it, the man who designed Vac Woman (design K) was outted as a rapist and overall vile person about 10 years ago, yet he somehow managed to come out of it relatively unscathed as a successful artist.
web.archive.org/web/20250906...
web.archive.org/web/20240803...
web.archive.org/web/20250906...
web.archive.org/web/20240803...
January 30, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Not to put too fine of a point on it, the man who designed Vac Woman (design K) was outted as a rapist and overall vile person about 10 years ago, yet he somehow managed to come out of it relatively unscathed as a successful artist.
web.archive.org/web/20250906...
web.archive.org/web/20240803...
web.archive.org/web/20250906...
web.archive.org/web/20240803...
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McDonald's prices out of control
January 29, 2026 at 7:00 PM
McDonald's prices out of control
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every white guy in the process of going down the algorithm rabbit hole should be given a collection of retro consoles, a steady supply of food, and a set of SummoningSalt videos
they can reenter society once they break a speedrun world record
they can reenter society once they break a speedrun world record
every time i see a white guy in their fifties radicalized by the twitter algorithm into racism and extremism i think about how it's a total failure of the youtube algorithm to instead radicalize him into home brewing, elaborate A/V setups, or DIY solar
January 28, 2026 at 9:17 PM
every white guy in the process of going down the algorithm rabbit hole should be given a collection of retro consoles, a steady supply of food, and a set of SummoningSalt videos
they can reenter society once they break a speedrun world record
they can reenter society once they break a speedrun world record
I have been seeing more than enough online ads where people are holding up a lapel mic and they should go to jail lol
January 27, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I have been seeing more than enough online ads where people are holding up a lapel mic and they should go to jail lol
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Just so everyone is aware, as a promotion in 1984, Wendy's produced terrifying, photorealistic carboard masks of Clara Peller, aka the "Where's the Beef?" lady
July 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Just so everyone is aware, as a promotion in 1984, Wendy's produced terrifying, photorealistic carboard masks of Clara Peller, aka the "Where's the Beef?" lady
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i am sick and tired of this goddamn american manchild trying to ruin my country
January 24, 2026 at 5:07 PM
i am sick and tired of this goddamn american manchild trying to ruin my country
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TikTok is now under US ownership and their new ToS reads like a guide to giving fascists everything they need to put you on a list.
They’re collecting information about immigration status, citizenship, sexual orientation, whether you’re trans or non binary and physical or mental disabilities.
They’re collecting information about immigration status, citizenship, sexual orientation, whether you’re trans or non binary and physical or mental disabilities.
January 23, 2026 at 9:11 PM
TikTok is now under US ownership and their new ToS reads like a guide to giving fascists everything they need to put you on a list.
They’re collecting information about immigration status, citizenship, sexual orientation, whether you’re trans or non binary and physical or mental disabilities.
They’re collecting information about immigration status, citizenship, sexual orientation, whether you’re trans or non binary and physical or mental disabilities.
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
Woooo Sly 2 made the list
Among the PS2 games selling exactly 1 new physical unit in the US in 2025:
Bombastic
Gladius
Grandia 3
Kingdom Hearts II
Midway Arcade Treasures 2
MVP Baseball 2005
Odin Sphere
Shin Megami: Digital
Sly 2: Band of Thieves
Stuntman: Ignition
Yakuza 2
Bombastic
Gladius
Grandia 3
Kingdom Hearts II
Midway Arcade Treasures 2
MVP Baseball 2005
Odin Sphere
Shin Megami: Digital
Sly 2: Band of Thieves
Stuntman: Ignition
Yakuza 2
January 22, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Woooo Sly 2 made the list