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THE "HUMAN"
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Legend of Tenna
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✧ YOU WERE USED UP. ✧

✧ INDIE PORTRAYAL OF HERO_SWORD

✧ PENNED BY #NOIRSTRUCK
* Get His Ass
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
* You think you hatched around the time Legend of Tenna was actually introducing player sprites.
November 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
* [[papa]]
What the FUCK IS THAT
* EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
* EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER
Seriously I’m never having kids but I wanna fuckin ( drowned out by a loud recording of ‘IIIIIT’S T! V! TIIIIIIIIME!’ playing suddenly ) in this CRT so bad
November 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
* Stabbing fetuses #abortion
November 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
ooc: I have a bad post to make considering there being titan spawn
November 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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I'm not the stepmom I'm just the mom that stepped up
November 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
* You accepted stepmom Battat ages ago.
November 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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[ 𖤓 @hero-sword.from.software ]

INTRO:
"...man, did you get caught behind booster's closet? i- okay, okay, fine, sure."

VICTORY:
"game over." (a pause, then,) "fuck, that's stupid. get back up! i need a better punchline!"
November 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
* Fucked up and evil light-dark world.
November 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
* Mike Points.

* Small Mike is in the lead by 1.

* You don't know what Mike Points are.

* Just that Small Mike is in the lead by 1.
November 1, 2025 at 4:26 AM
* You're in a predicament.
November 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
* THE SUN IS IN YOUR NONEXISTANT EYES
October 31, 2025 at 9:09 PM
* ...You like how the trees look in the light world more than they did in that weird game.

* Wait there better not be a bitch in the bunker.
October 31, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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[ So shocked and flabbergasted by the current events brought on by The Knight she immediately breaks character and yells at the top of her lungs ] 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊
October 31, 2025 at 5:01 AM
* Following the first darkner you can into the light world just to run around hometown.
October 31, 2025 at 4:39 AM
* Scary.

* Mixed Up Mikes.
October 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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[ Wondering if HERO_SWORD technically counts as her kid too, considering she worked on the game itself. Decides to quickly drop this train of thought ]
October 27, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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This studio is a fucking 🩸NIGHTMARE💀
October 27, 2025 at 5:50 AM
* Almost everyone in this [STUDIO] is a bad influence.

* Wait what the fuck was that you've never done that before.
October 27, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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October 27, 2025 at 5:28 AM
* Somehow you've only just now noticed evil small mike.
October 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
* Baby Pluey Boy Is So Small Fig In Two Hands New Baby Pluey Boy Toy Tiny For Baby Small Aww Mike Fun Pal Happy Happy Pluey Baby for 2 Or 3 Every Pluey All Aww Cuteness Adorable New Toy Pluey Pet Shadowguy Cute Kitty Baby Pluey Aww
October 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
* Spamton is super gay actually.

* All of them are, you think.
October 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM