Herge Smith
@hergesmith.bsky.social
Increasingly Australian; bloody oath. Gen X-Wing. Shared my ADHD with my anchor baby.
Having just spent the past week on the Gold Coast for my partners work, my main observation is that the majority of people here appear to be either on their way to the gym, coming back from the gym, or just now between gyms. #goldcoast
a close up of a man 's face with a beard looking at the camera .
Alt: Gary Oldman in the film Leon the Professional screams ‘everyone’ to someone off screen.
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Having just spent the past week on the Gold Coast for my partners work, my main observation is that the majority of people here appear to be either on their way to the gym, coming back from the gym, or just now between gyms. #goldcoast
Nothing more true will be posted on this app today.
The Venture Bros is the greatest cartoon series of all time. The henchmen argument about who would win a fight between Lizzie Borden and Anne Frank is sublime
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Nothing more true will be posted on this app today.
Pssst… America, this is how public health works. You’re not actually meant to kill more citizens. #rfkjr #duhmerica
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Pssst… America, this is how public health works. You’re not actually meant to kill more citizens. #rfkjr #duhmerica
You don’t have to tell Aussies this because the vast majority of us know that Starbucks coffee is utter dogshit.
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
You don’t have to tell Aussies this because the vast majority of us know that Starbucks coffee is utter dogshit.
From: BBC & licence payers
To: DT
Re: Up yours fascist pig
Dear Don, firstly, so sorry we edited that episode of that news show to imply that you did exactly what you actually did do, which was to bullshit your moron followers into a violent insurrection.
Secondly, go fuck yourself.
To: DT
Re: Up yours fascist pig
Dear Don, firstly, so sorry we edited that episode of that news show to imply that you did exactly what you actually did do, which was to bullshit your moron followers into a violent insurrection.
Secondly, go fuck yourself.
November 12, 2025 at 6:14 AM
From: BBC & licence payers
To: DT
Re: Up yours fascist pig
Dear Don, firstly, so sorry we edited that episode of that news show to imply that you did exactly what you actually did do, which was to bullshit your moron followers into a violent insurrection.
Secondly, go fuck yourself.
To: DT
Re: Up yours fascist pig
Dear Don, firstly, so sorry we edited that episode of that news show to imply that you did exactly what you actually did do, which was to bullshit your moron followers into a violent insurrection.
Secondly, go fuck yourself.
Space Battleship Yamato (Star Blazers) remake has very quickly become my favourite anime. Halfway through 3199 and it is just incredible; I simply can’t recommend it enough. It’s all on @crunchyroll.com, which has a shit ton of other amazing anime.
YAMATOOOO!! #yamato #spacebattleshipyamato #anime
YAMATOOOO!! #yamato #spacebattleshipyamato #anime
a painting of a large body of water with a cloudy sky in the background
Alt: Space Battleship Yamato from the anime series Space Battleship Yamato, dramatically bursts from the waves to fly off into the sky.
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Space Battleship Yamato (Star Blazers) remake has very quickly become my favourite anime. Halfway through 3199 and it is just incredible; I simply can’t recommend it enough. It’s all on @crunchyroll.com, which has a shit ton of other amazing anime.
YAMATOOOO!! #yamato #spacebattleshipyamato #anime
YAMATOOOO!! #yamato #spacebattleshipyamato #anime
So Obama should run for a third term, right? If it’s cool for Trump to do it then this feels like the logical response? #trump
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his hands outstretched .
Alt: President Obama in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his hands outstretched .
media.tenor.com
November 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
So Obama should run for a third term, right? If it’s cool for Trump to do it then this feels like the logical response? #trump
The left here, the UK and the US appear to be utterly incapable of just focusing on the actual important issues and constantly allow themselves to get dragged into this bullshit, which btw is straight out of the rights playbook of dehumanising & othering anyone that isn’t white, cis & middle class.
gavin newsom says he wants to pass legislation banning trans people from playing sports in california
October 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The left here, the UK and the US appear to be utterly incapable of just focusing on the actual important issues and constantly allow themselves to get dragged into this bullshit, which btw is straight out of the rights playbook of dehumanising & othering anyone that isn’t white, cis & middle class.
Who the fuck just sits and watches the adverts!?! Or, have they been strapping her down ‘Ludovico treatment’ style forcing her to watch inclusive advertising to shake her out of being a dumb racist cunt but it just hasn’t worked? Or is what she’s saying just utter bullshit?
Reform UK MP Sarah Pochin, “It drives me mad seeing adverts full of black people, full of Asian people, full of anything other than white"
Followed by that time Sarah Pochin said, "My kids say: mum, you're such a moron" 👀
Followed by that time Sarah Pochin said, "My kids say: mum, you're such a moron" 👀
October 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Who the fuck just sits and watches the adverts!?! Or, have they been strapping her down ‘Ludovico treatment’ style forcing her to watch inclusive advertising to shake her out of being a dumb racist cunt but it just hasn’t worked? Or is what she’s saying just utter bullshit?
Possibly the greatest love song of all time.
More Bad Times
YouTube video by Ed's Redeeming Qualities - Topic
youtu.be
October 15, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Possibly the greatest love song of all time.
Terrible story but when I glanced quickly at the drawing I thought it was a face hugger… which is horribly appropriate.
Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs sentenced to more than four years in prison on prostitution-related charges
Federal prosecutors had pushed for a jail term of 11 years and three months of a possible 20 after music mogul’s conviction
www.theguardian.com
October 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Terrible story but when I glanced quickly at the drawing I thought it was a face hugger… which is horribly appropriate.
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Brilliant! 😂😂🤣🤣
September 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Brilliant! 😂😂🤣🤣
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"I've got a lot of problems and I'm very angry, but not about my problems!"
September 15, 2025 at 12:31 PM
"I've got a lot of problems and I'm very angry, but not about my problems!"
Couldn’t we have had this guy for the Trump ‘assassination’?
a white cat with a black spot on its head is standing on a couch looking at the camera .
ALT: a white cat with a black spot on its head is standing on a couch looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
September 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Couldn’t we have had this guy for the Trump ‘assassination’?
Pop culture stuff I don’t understand -
43. Why is Avatar as popular as it is?
It’s really terrible.
43. Why is Avatar as popular as it is?
It’s really terrible.
a girl with a blue face and yellow eyes
ALT: a girl with a blue face and yellow eyes
media.tenor.com
July 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Pop culture stuff I don’t understand -
43. Why is Avatar as popular as it is?
It’s really terrible.
43. Why is Avatar as popular as it is?
It’s really terrible.
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are you tired of being brainwashed by the mainstream media?
July 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
are you tired of being brainwashed by the mainstream media?
Vintage Dune toy from 1984… it’s not just me, right?
July 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Vintage Dune toy from 1984… it’s not just me, right?
Beautiful example here of a dad being a dad about a gift given to a dad. Textbook.
One of my fathers day presents was a 3 bottle whisky selection box.
See this bit of shaped plastic the bottles were held in?
I used to make the tools to make bits of plastic like this.
It's called vac form plastic.
See this bit of shaped plastic the bottles were held in?
I used to make the tools to make bits of plastic like this.
It's called vac form plastic.
June 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Beautiful example here of a dad being a dad about a gift given to a dad. Textbook.
I call my dog Pinter because he’s got long paws… es
I've started to write a joke about Schubert's Symphony No. 8.
I have a joke about Descartes, I think
June 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I call my dog Pinter because he’s got long paws… es
Great hot take. Scott is in fact the second most cynical Pilgrim after Billy… although arguably with all those ex’s to battle he suffered more than Billy.
as a canadian I'm allowed to say I am tired of scott pilgrim's cringy cynicism. It was already old when the comic finished #summergamefest
June 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Great hot take. Scott is in fact the second most cynical Pilgrim after Billy… although arguably with all those ex’s to battle he suffered more than Billy.
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Bring it on, bitch.
May 6, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Bring it on, bitch.
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Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
April 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
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The BBC / Gary Lineker saga, and how it all began.
#BrokenNews
#BrokenNews
#BrokenNews - Gary Lineker Returns To BBC
YouTube video by Larry & Paul
youtu.be
April 22, 2025 at 11:22 AM
The BBC / Gary Lineker saga, and how it all began.
#BrokenNews
#BrokenNews
For anyone what doesn’t know, this is pretty standard on the Sunny Coast. And where one doesn’t have an identically twin to speak in unison with you, a highly trained ‘Albo paid for’ actor will be appointed to you. To you. #australia #sunnycoast
April 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
For anyone what doesn’t know, this is pretty standard on the Sunny Coast. And where one doesn’t have an identically twin to speak in unison with you, a highly trained ‘Albo paid for’ actor will be appointed to you. To you. #australia #sunnycoast