JP M.D.
@heretickler.bsky.social
dad/physician/skeptic;atypical and occasionally funny.
📍Minneapolis
#GoBlue〽️ 🎓
#WolvesBack 🌲🐺🐺🌲🏀
#FuckWhiteSupremacy 🖕
📍Minneapolis
#GoBlue〽️ 🎓
#WolvesBack 🌲🐺🐺🌲🏀
#FuckWhiteSupremacy 🖕
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JP M.D.
@heretickler.bsky.social
· Jun 15
We’re living the worst season of ‘Fargo’ yet.
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I want a government that doesn’t sound like a deeply damaged, bratty boy when it communicates with citizens exercising their First Amendment rights.
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I want a government that doesn’t sound like a deeply damaged, bratty boy when it communicates with citizens exercising their First Amendment rights.
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probably something an innocent man would do
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
probably something an innocent man would do
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Let this sink in. The President of the United States is now appealing a court order forcing him to feed starving children.
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Let this sink in. The President of the United States is now appealing a court order forcing him to feed starving children.
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Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!
I know how hard you worked for this.
I know how hard you worked for this.
![Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo.
At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25
Then beneath it
TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j5hrotody26iqi24hcusufxu/bafkreib7wnor7hl45ryvmifde4sov74rrnexa3iecbyu7zxjx6brrslsiy@jpeg)
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!
I know how hard you worked for this.
I know how hard you worked for this.
Real Obama-wore-a-tan-suit vibes going on here.
October 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Real Obama-wore-a-tan-suit vibes going on here.
This is so gross!!
Minneapolis Ward 2: Please DO NOT RANK SHELLY MADORE!
Minneapolis Ward 2: Please DO NOT RANK SHELLY MADORE!
October 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
This is so gross!!
Minneapolis Ward 2: Please DO NOT RANK SHELLY MADORE!
Minneapolis Ward 2: Please DO NOT RANK SHELLY MADORE!
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these two dudes keep making eye contact with me briefly and looking away after i flip them off. they are both so dead eyed and pathetically sad looking. like they realize this is going to be every fucking day of their sad little lives
October 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
these two dudes keep making eye contact with me briefly and looking away after i flip them off. they are both so dead eyed and pathetically sad looking. like they realize this is going to be every fucking day of their sad little lives
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as cheesy as it might sound i cannot recommend enough standing in a crowd of hundreds/thousands(?) of people and chanting “you don’t scare us” at armed fascists. it’s a good first step to getting yourself to deeply believe it
October 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
as cheesy as it might sound i cannot recommend enough standing in a crowd of hundreds/thousands(?) of people and chanting “you don’t scare us” at armed fascists. it’s a good first step to getting yourself to deeply believe it
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A couple of weeks ago, Trump struggled with a broken umbrella as he boarded Air Force One.
Let me tell you how we got to this point — and the tragic downfall of the noble umbrella. 🧵
Let me tell you how we got to this point — and the tragic downfall of the noble umbrella. 🧵
October 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
A couple of weeks ago, Trump struggled with a broken umbrella as he boarded Air Force One.
Let me tell you how we got to this point — and the tragic downfall of the noble umbrella. 🧵
Let me tell you how we got to this point — and the tragic downfall of the noble umbrella. 🧵
Mike Johnson discovers his special purpose?
U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson calls Sunday's naked bike ride in protest of the Portland ICE facility and and Trump troop deployment "the most threatening thing I’ve seen yet"
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
October 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Mike Johnson discovers his special purpose?
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Hey, you idiotic propagandists at the New York Post:
God Bless America isn't the national anthem. It's a SHOW TUNE written by Irving Berlin.
God Bless America isn't the national anthem. It's a SHOW TUNE written by Irving Berlin.
October 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Hey, you idiotic propagandists at the New York Post:
God Bless America isn't the national anthem. It's a SHOW TUNE written by Irving Berlin.
God Bless America isn't the national anthem. It's a SHOW TUNE written by Irving Berlin.
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“I … met with the governor, met with the mayor, met with the chief of police, and the superintendent of the highway patrol. They’re all lying, and disingenuous, and dishonest people,” Noem said, because they wouldn’t back up her baseless claims that the streets were overrun with terrorists.
ICE Barbie Says an Entire State’s Worth of Officials Are “Lying”
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is convinced, against all evidence, that Portland is a war zone.
trib.al
October 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
“I … met with the governor, met with the mayor, met with the chief of police, and the superintendent of the highway patrol. They’re all lying, and disingenuous, and dishonest people,” Noem said, because they wouldn’t back up her baseless claims that the streets were overrun with terrorists.
Soviet Union Cosplay.
#amateurs
#amateurs
Anyone else find it suspicious that the clearly deteriorating Donald Trump is having a "routine yearly checkup" at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center *6 months after* his last "routine yearly checkup" at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center?
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-w...
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-w...
Trump to visit Walter Reed for "routine yearly checkup" 6 months after annual physical exam
President Trump's annual physical examination in April showed his vital statistics were all within normal limits.
www.cbsnews.com
October 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Soviet Union Cosplay.
#amateurs
#amateurs
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Anyone else find it suspicious that the clearly deteriorating Donald Trump is having a "routine yearly checkup" at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center *6 months after* his last "routine yearly checkup" at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center?
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-w...
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-w...
Trump to visit Walter Reed for "routine yearly checkup" 6 months after annual physical exam
President Trump's annual physical examination in April showed his vital statistics were all within normal limits.
www.cbsnews.com
October 9, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Anyone else find it suspicious that the clearly deteriorating Donald Trump is having a "routine yearly checkup" at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center *6 months after* his last "routine yearly checkup" at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center?
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-w...
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-w...
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twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross
October 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross
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Weird thing where people say “no one could have predicted it” when really what they mean is their political commitments and orientation were such that they ignored everyone who was predicting it
Sorry but “no one could have“ and you having your head stuck up your ass are two different situations
Sorry but “no one could have“ and you having your head stuck up your ass are two different situations
October 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Weird thing where people say “no one could have predicted it” when really what they mean is their political commitments and orientation were such that they ignored everyone who was predicting it
Sorry but “no one could have“ and you having your head stuck up your ass are two different situations
Sorry but “no one could have“ and you having your head stuck up your ass are two different situations
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Attn Black people, stop scrolling.
This is not a drill: Chicago
This is not a drill: Chicago
October 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Attn Black people, stop scrolling.
This is not a drill: Chicago
This is not a drill: Chicago
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Join us Kristi Noem!
9AM Press Conference at 1930 Beach St
9AM Press Conference at 1930 Beach St
October 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Join us Kristi Noem!
9AM Press Conference at 1930 Beach St
9AM Press Conference at 1930 Beach St
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One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."
October 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."
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This is a wonderful articulation of how it feels to be a Black person in white spaces, who for reasons of safety has to "laugh along with their own humiliation." This man is a very successful lawyer and will never be safe from it so imagine everyone else. Our identity is inherently political. 💔
September 28, 2025 at 7:57 AM
This is a wonderful articulation of how it feels to be a Black person in white spaces, who for reasons of safety has to "laugh along with their own humiliation." This man is a very successful lawyer and will never be safe from it so imagine everyone else. Our identity is inherently political. 💔
My final Minneapolis Mayoral election rank list:
1) DeWayne Davis
2) Omar Fateh
3) Jazz Hampton
4) Null Set
5) That’s it; that’s the list.
6) No, I do not want Freys with that!
7) Yes, I’m sure!
#DontRankFrey
1) DeWayne Davis
2) Omar Fateh
3) Jazz Hampton
4) Null Set
5) That’s it; that’s the list.
6) No, I do not want Freys with that!
7) Yes, I’m sure!
#DontRankFrey
September 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
My final Minneapolis Mayoral election rank list:
1) DeWayne Davis
2) Omar Fateh
3) Jazz Hampton
4) Null Set
5) That’s it; that’s the list.
6) No, I do not want Freys with that!
7) Yes, I’m sure!
#DontRankFrey
1) DeWayne Davis
2) Omar Fateh
3) Jazz Hampton
4) Null Set
5) That’s it; that’s the list.
6) No, I do not want Freys with that!
7) Yes, I’m sure!
#DontRankFrey
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A political party that was serious about defeating fascism, strengthening real democracy, pursuing justice and promoting the common welfare could do a whole host of effective things before sending us each 7000 texts a day asking for more money. But that’s what they think their job is!
September 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
A political party that was serious about defeating fascism, strengthening real democracy, pursuing justice and promoting the common welfare could do a whole host of effective things before sending us each 7000 texts a day asking for more money. But that’s what they think their job is!
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More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
Hundreds of Alligator Alcatraz detainees drop off the grid after leaving site
As of the end of August, the whereabouts of two-thirds of more than 1,800 men detained at Alligator Alcatraz during the month of July could not be determined by the Miami Herald.
www.miamiherald.com
September 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...