Deirdre Chambers! What a coincidence!
December 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Deirdre Chambers! What a coincidence!
Having a winter warmer
December 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Having a winter warmer
i identify as a nice person but i just had a meeting that has kicked away the last few stanchions of my politeness and good manners
December 18, 2025 at 10:20 AM
i identify as a nice person but i just had a meeting that has kicked away the last few stanchions of my politeness and good manners
I’m only doing it cos everyone else is and I am a sheep BUT I have one thing to say and it’s to quote Bertha from Acorn Antiques when she gets amnesia and sits on the sofa with her double gusset on show and that’s: ‘I don’t know anyone, I live in a world of strangers!’
December 17, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I’m only doing it cos everyone else is and I am a sheep BUT I have one thing to say and it’s to quote Bertha from Acorn Antiques when she gets amnesia and sits on the sofa with her double gusset on show and that’s: ‘I don’t know anyone, I live in a world of strangers!’
Thank GOD I was wondering when they were going to glue a mo on Willis
December 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Thank GOD I was wondering when they were going to glue a mo on Willis
No I am just very observant
December 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
No I am just very observant
It’s all right, leave the bottle.
December 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
It’s all right, leave the bottle.
I have misunderestimated his training
December 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I have misunderestimated his training
Hiding in the lounge while Mark yaps to his forest school mates at their Xmas do and I have a friend who has come for my company and definitely not my slice of pizza that he had no idea I was holding or anything
December 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Hiding in the lounge while Mark yaps to his forest school mates at their Xmas do and I have a friend who has come for my company and definitely not my slice of pizza that he had no idea I was holding or anything
Rudeness leads to hate, hate leads to arson x
December 12, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Rudeness leads to hate, hate leads to arson x
very VERY adorable, Martin, it’s giving pee wee herman meets dewey from malcolm in the middle.
My childhood photos more suggest that I loved eating, which I do.
Also that I’m a natural platinum blond. Which I am.
My childhood photos more suggest that I loved eating, which I do.
Also that I’m a natural platinum blond. Which I am.
December 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
very VERY adorable, Martin, it’s giving pee wee herman meets dewey from malcolm in the middle.
My childhood photos more suggest that I loved eating, which I do.
Also that I’m a natural platinum blond. Which I am.
My childhood photos more suggest that I loved eating, which I do.
Also that I’m a natural platinum blond. Which I am.
me when i get my hands on you
December 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
me when i get my hands on you
softlaunching my xmas profile pic by subtly tweeting out loud that i have a new xmas profile pic and attaching aforementioned pic to this tweet send tweet
December 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
softlaunching my xmas profile pic by subtly tweeting out loud that i have a new xmas profile pic and attaching aforementioned pic to this tweet send tweet
Dyed my hair at half eleven cos why not indeed
December 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Dyed my hair at half eleven cos why not indeed
too fucken right my love
December 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
too fucken right my love