Author | Lightnews

Nichol @henribus.bsky.social · 5h

Jesus

Nichol @henribus.bsky.social · 10h

just lick your lips at him

4

Nichol @henribus.bsky.social · 14h

oh how daring of you, here i was thinking you were the eye of the storm in WB

1 1

Nichol @henribus.bsky.social · 14h

surely you know enough homosexuals to force it on

1 2

Nichol @henribus.bsky.social · 15h

it lasts well enough into the new year that it gets used. We also get invited to an orphan's xmas on the evening of xmas day, so i force feed it to homosexuals there.

1 1

Nichol @henribus.bsky.social · 15h

the longer i live in this country the more i feel like an alien, i simply cannot imagine queueing for a chain restaurant opening

1 2

Nichol @henribus.bsky.social · 15h

i have previously done four, but that was back in NZ where people offered to buy them off me

2

Nichol @henribus.bsky.social · 15h

i also make two steamed puddings, and i give one away because as much as i love things where you GRATE BUTTER into it, i also did just get accepted into a research pilot on UP where they needed people with a BMI over 26, so maybe i should go for a jog instead

1 3

Nichol @henribus.bsky.social · 15h

two, because if you make one you may as well make two

2 1

Nichol @henribus.bsky.social · 16h

it's not judgmental it's objective and right

1 2

Nichol @henribus.bsky.social · 16h

oooooh it's nearly time to make my chrissy cakes

1 3

Nichol @henribus.bsky.social · 17h

Lol, the Ramsar Convention on Wetlands was signed in 1971 and the plurality of sites are in the UK. Thank god the FT is here to be a thought leader though!

1

Nichol @henribus.bsky.social · 18h

ooh i wonder if tomorrow it will be fleetwood mac - the chain

1

Nichol @henribus.bsky.social · 19h

YEAH and weekends are the soulless creation of COMMUNISTS, we should just work the WHOLE time

2