Paul Hennell
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Paul Hennell
@hennell.bsky.social
· Oct 12
Back on the Breaking the News cycle again - if you fancy some topical jokes with a Scottish slant it's on BBC Sounds, all podcast apps, or there's a televised version on iPlayer. Made the credits of both audio & TV edits this week!
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"Somehow Bond returned"
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
"Somehow Bond returned"
I think you can make a better case that Rupert, Winnie, and Yogi are all the same bear than you can that the Bond's are the same guy.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I think you can make a better case that Rupert, Winnie, and Yogi are all the same bear than you can that the Bond's are the same guy.
How are they so bad at this? They'd do better with the Liz Truss lettuce in charge.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Your Party row erupts over hundreds of thousands of pounds in donations
Clash the latest in months of political infighting between the camps of Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana
www.theguardian.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
How are they so bad at this? They'd do better with the Liz Truss lettuce in charge.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
I genuinely had no idea the UK had a 'Main Entrance'.
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I genuinely had no idea the UK had a 'Main Entrance'.
Reposted by Paul Hennell
Just seen Tim Davie's resignation letter on X and finally understood why he had to go:
November 10, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Just seen Tim Davie's resignation letter on X and finally understood why he had to go:
Just seen Tim Davie's resignation letter on X and finally understood why he had to go:
November 10, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Just seen Tim Davie's resignation letter on X and finally understood why he had to go:
I think this tells you more about the recruiter then the applicant.
A new paper suggests a photo can tell a recruiter much about an applicant’s personality
Should facial analysis help determine whom companies hire?
A new paper suggests a photo can tell a recruiter much about an applicant’s personality
econ.st
November 7, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I think this tells you more about the recruiter then the applicant.
Who would have thought a camp unsubtle comedian would be so good at duplicitous, backstabbing treachery?
a man in a suit and tie making a funny face
Alt: David walliams expressing surprise at the unprecedented success of Alan carrs strategy
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Who would have thought a camp unsubtle comedian would be so good at duplicitous, backstabbing treachery?
"Party officials are still deciding what the advisory board will be named in its new iteration"
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Kemi Badenoch to relaunch exclusive ‘advisory board’ for high-value donors
Exclusive: Tory leader has plans to reinstate group that provided top donors with direct access to senior ministers
www.theguardian.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:30 AM
"Party officials are still deciding what the advisory board will be named in its new iteration"
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Reposted by Paul Hennell
It is not looking good for the wisdom of the crowds here...
Predictions are in for #celebrityRaceAcrossTheWorld Episode 1... and players are jointly split with 33% of backers picking Roman & Harley and Dylan & Jackie! #ratw
November 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
It is not looking good for the wisdom of the crowds here...
Reposted by Paul Hennell
You have until 8pm if you want to get your first episode #raceAcrosstheWorld predictions in! #ratw #celebrityRaceAcrossTheWorld
November 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
You have until 8pm if you want to get your first episode #raceAcrosstheWorld predictions in! #ratw #celebrityRaceAcrossTheWorld
David Lammys dog coming to cheer him up after a long day
a pomeranian dog standing in front of a white fence
Alt: a pomeranian dog just walking straight through a dog fence
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
David Lammys dog coming to cheer him up after a long day
They've mashed-up the traitors and all I can see is Kemi Badenoch
November 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
They've mashed-up the traitors and all I can see is Kemi Badenoch
Reposted by Paul Hennell
Who else is excited for the return of #celebrityRaceAcrossTheWorld tomorrow night? Looks like someone's setting off fireworks in anticipation! 🎆
If you want to try predicting who be first in episode one, our game is back and predictions are now open!
worldracepredictions.com
If you want to try predicting who be first in episode one, our game is back and predictions are now open!
worldracepredictions.com
World Race Predictions
A fan game to compete against your friends predicting who will win on the BBC's Race Across the World
worldracepredictions.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Who else is excited for the return of #celebrityRaceAcrossTheWorld tomorrow night? Looks like someone's setting off fireworks in anticipation! 🎆
If you want to try predicting who be first in episode one, our game is back and predictions are now open!
worldracepredictions.com
If you want to try predicting who be first in episode one, our game is back and predictions are now open!
worldracepredictions.com
Reposted by Paul Hennell
Musk: This Muslim man has a difficult name.
Also Musk: My children are named Seldon Lycurgus and Techno Mechanicus.
Also Musk: My children are named Seldon Lycurgus and Techno Mechanicus.
November 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Musk: This Muslim man has a difficult name.
Also Musk: My children are named Seldon Lycurgus and Techno Mechanicus.
Also Musk: My children are named Seldon Lycurgus and Techno Mechanicus.
We don't even have ticket machines at every station - who was suggesting this?
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Metal detectors at train stations would ‘make life impossible’, says transport secretary
Heidi Alexander says security review after Cambridgeshire train stabbings will consider all other options
www.theguardian.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:13 AM
We don't even have ticket machines at every station - who was suggesting this?
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
October 31st, the day when people all over the country see what creeps and ghouls are trying to take over the National Trust...
October 31, 2025 at 7:07 PM
October 31st, the day when people all over the country see what creeps and ghouls are trying to take over the National Trust...
You know I bet Andrew could pull all this back if he just did a TV interview...
October 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
You know I bet Andrew could pull all this back if he just did a TV interview...
King watching Andrew leave the lodge:
"Parting is such sweet sorrow"
"Parting is such sweet sorrow"
October 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
King watching Andrew leave the lodge:
"Parting is such sweet sorrow"
"Parting is such sweet sorrow"
Reposted by Paul Hennell
Oh no, does this mean we're gonna be skipping the Prince Andrew presented editions of Top of the Pops?
October 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Oh no, does this mean we're gonna be skipping the Prince Andrew presented editions of Top of the Pops?
Reposted by Paul Hennell
Felt coot. Might delete later.
October 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Felt coot. Might delete later.
a bridge with a sign that says overheight must turn on it
Alt: a truck crashing into a bridge
media.tenor.com
October 22, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Not easy to photograph, but a really impactful story here.
October 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Not easy to photograph, but a really impactful story here.
Is she a suspect in the case?
October 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Is she a suspect in the case?