Hemlock
@hemlockcowad.bsky.social
29, furry, they/them.
18+ account, this is where all my weird, adult posts will go
Diagnosed with Great Tits
18+ account, this is where all my weird, adult posts will go
Diagnosed with Great Tits
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Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Has any adult toy maker ever made a Cardassian Dildo?
December 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Has any adult toy maker ever made a Cardassian Dildo?
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Spreading holiday cheer~
December 10, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Spreading holiday cheer~
Oh wow! What an interesting concept. I wonder who came up with it 🥸
Go read and subscribe to Personalias! Even if you don’t like ABDL content! Go do it! It’ll make me happy! And don’t you want to see a happy vampire cow?
Go read and subscribe to Personalias! Even if you don’t like ABDL content! Go do it! It’ll make me happy! And don’t you want to see a happy vampire cow?
New! A rich woman commissions a reality warping machine that grants her every wish. According to the ancient formulae uncovered to calibrate it, every wish will make her world "smaller". Whatever could that mean?
Check out "Pastel Mirror: Make a Wish, Kid"
http:/subscribestar.adult/personalias
Check out "Pastel Mirror: Make a Wish, Kid"
http:/subscribestar.adult/personalias
December 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Oh wow! What an interesting concept. I wonder who came up with it 🥸
Go read and subscribe to Personalias! Even if you don’t like ABDL content! Go do it! It’ll make me happy! And don’t you want to see a happy vampire cow?
Go read and subscribe to Personalias! Even if you don’t like ABDL content! Go do it! It’ll make me happy! And don’t you want to see a happy vampire cow?
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We don't need you here.
June 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
We don't need you here.
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"I DNF first-person books if I can't relate to the protagonist" is a kind of illiteracy.
The point of first person is not to insert yourself into a narrative. You are supposed to experience and empathize with the perspective of a character that is intended to be fully fleshed out.
The point of first person is not to insert yourself into a narrative. You are supposed to experience and empathize with the perspective of a character that is intended to be fully fleshed out.
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
"I DNF first-person books if I can't relate to the protagonist" is a kind of illiteracy.
The point of first person is not to insert yourself into a narrative. You are supposed to experience and empathize with the perspective of a character that is intended to be fully fleshed out.
The point of first person is not to insert yourself into a narrative. You are supposed to experience and empathize with the perspective of a character that is intended to be fully fleshed out.
Go tell Shen what a good girl they are!
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Go tell Shen what a good girl they are!
I wish to vague post but I hate bringing those vibes here. Grrr
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I wish to vague post but I hate bringing those vibes here. Grrr
ITS HAPPENING
Would it be wrong to get a piece done up where Hemlock is fucking Bear from Bear in the Big Blue House? Cowgirl, lots of body hair, the bed is about to break.
November 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
ITS HAPPENING
I just want all authors of any type to know: you can write your characters as waxed and trimmed but I will be ignoring that and imagining them with the thickest bush possible.
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I just want all authors of any type to know: you can write your characters as waxed and trimmed but I will be ignoring that and imagining them with the thickest bush possible.
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November 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Happy TMI Tuesday. I’m probably not doing it, but wanted to wish a happy one to those who do participate in it.
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Happy TMI Tuesday. I’m probably not doing it, but wanted to wish a happy one to those who do participate in it.
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court denied an attempt to challenge Obergefell v. Hodges, the case affirming marriage equality nationwide.
Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.
Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
BREAKING: The Supreme Court denied an attempt to challenge Obergefell v. Hodges, the case affirming marriage equality nationwide.
Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.
Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.
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Be careful wandering the back streets and winding alleys, else you may stumble upon a slender beast that might make prey of you~
@scottieman.bsky.social's Clauren
#oc #nsfw #furry
@scottieman.bsky.social's Clauren
#oc #nsfw #furry
November 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Be careful wandering the back streets and winding alleys, else you may stumble upon a slender beast that might make prey of you~
@scottieman.bsky.social's Clauren
#oc #nsfw #furry
@scottieman.bsky.social's Clauren
#oc #nsfw #furry
At a bar show, using the restroom, when I look to my right and see this written in the stall.
November 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
At a bar show, using the restroom, when I look to my right and see this written in the stall.
There’s a part of me that wants to switch assigned gender at birth for a day just to see if I would be the kind of guy who shoots ropes or not.
November 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
There’s a part of me that wants to switch assigned gender at birth for a day just to see if I would be the kind of guy who shoots ropes or not.
I put on shapewear for this costume and I hate my decisions. Who invented shapewear? I’m going to have a talk with them.
Happy Halloween! Science Officer Lt. Hemlock reporting for Star Fleet Duty!
October 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I put on shapewear for this costume and I hate my decisions. Who invented shapewear? I’m going to have a talk with them.
When he’s ready to have Sex again, whether it’s in the graveyard or in a bed, I’ll be ready. He’s going to get that cow vampussy. I am not sorry about how unhinged I am about him.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN ON THIS LAST DAY OF VAMPIRE OCTOBER! Today I am yapping about Astarion from Baldur’s Gate 3.
I am *NOT* normal about Astarion. I love him so much. I love him as a Spawn and as the Vampire Ascendant. I know we would match energies. I want to see him heal from his trauma ->
I am *NOT* normal about Astarion. I love him so much. I love him as a Spawn and as the Vampire Ascendant. I know we would match energies. I want to see him heal from his trauma ->
October 31, 2025 at 2:27 PM
When he’s ready to have Sex again, whether it’s in the graveyard or in a bed, I’ll be ready. He’s going to get that cow vampussy. I am not sorry about how unhinged I am about him.
🌀ooooo you want to cuddle with me as I wear my new cow romper during a lazy at home day🌀
October 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
🌀ooooo you want to cuddle with me as I wear my new cow romper during a lazy at home day🌀
We’re going to hang out, drink blood, talk about how dumb men are, and be hot vampires who are constantly serving cunt.
Also, would. So totally would.
Also, would. So totally would.
Day 30 of Vampire October! Nadja from What We Do in the Shadows!
She is so fun. She has great style, her hair is amazing, she has so many lovers, and a great fucking husband. My favorite scenes are when she yells at the men in the house. My favorite episode of her is ->
She is so fun. She has great style, her hair is amazing, she has so many lovers, and a great fucking husband. My favorite scenes are when she yells at the men in the house. My favorite episode of her is ->
October 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
We’re going to hang out, drink blood, talk about how dumb men are, and be hot vampires who are constantly serving cunt.
Also, would. So totally would.
Also, would. So totally would.