Santa's favorite mutt (it/its)
@helpiminheatagain.bsky.social
Just a stupid dog in heat, 24, west coast us based, (emphasis on based)
be prepared for pathetically horny shit intermittently interupted by political rants and dumb writing ideas
Minors DNI, Cops sit and spin. tgirl, it/its, she/hers DMS OPEN
Coms open
be prepared for pathetically horny shit intermittently interupted by political rants and dumb writing ideas
Minors DNI, Cops sit and spin. tgirl, it/its, she/hers DMS OPEN
Coms open
Pinned
Can dogs dream? - Chapter 1 - SnuffBaitPuppy - Mechsploitation - Fandom [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
My current fic, an HDG/Mechsploitation mix! Heres chapter one!
archiveofourown.org/works/709892...
archiveofourown.org/works/709892...
Reposted by Santa's favorite mutt (it/its)
i love that i can use my age as a lever from both a dominant and a submissive angle. like yes being immature and naive and whatnot is very very hot but from the other side there’s a certain kind of pathetic woman for whom it is a mental annihilator to get kicked around by someone far younger
November 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
i love that i can use my age as a lever from both a dominant and a submissive angle. like yes being immature and naive and whatnot is very very hot but from the other side there’s a certain kind of pathetic woman for whom it is a mental annihilator to get kicked around by someone far younger
i feel like i might be having oomfies making vagueposts about me but i cant tell and i hope we are just being paranoid, we try to be respectful but we know our opinions are often not the most popular
idk just kill me or fuck me into submission if you want me to be quiet ig lmao
idk just kill me or fuck me into submission if you want me to be quiet ig lmao
November 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
i feel like i might be having oomfies making vagueposts about me but i cant tell and i hope we are just being paranoid, we try to be respectful but we know our opinions are often not the most popular
idk just kill me or fuck me into submission if you want me to be quiet ig lmao
idk just kill me or fuck me into submission if you want me to be quiet ig lmao
and we have been clean for over 2 years
just a reminder that its ok to struggle in recovery from addiction. we almost bought a pack of cigs the other day
bought pringles and snapple instead thankfully
but fuck i was close for a second. doesnt make us any weaker as a person though.
bought pringles and snapple instead thankfully
but fuck i was close for a second. doesnt make us any weaker as a person though.
November 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
and we have been clean for over 2 years
just a reminder that its ok to struggle in recovery from addiction. we almost bought a pack of cigs the other day
bought pringles and snapple instead thankfully
but fuck i was close for a second. doesnt make us any weaker as a person though.
bought pringles and snapple instead thankfully
but fuck i was close for a second. doesnt make us any weaker as a person though.
November 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
just a reminder that its ok to struggle in recovery from addiction. we almost bought a pack of cigs the other day
bought pringles and snapple instead thankfully
but fuck i was close for a second. doesnt make us any weaker as a person though.
bought pringles and snapple instead thankfully
but fuck i was close for a second. doesnt make us any weaker as a person though.
Reposted by Santa's favorite mutt (it/its)
idk. rage, apathy, indifference, grief. respond to today any way you need to. and if anyone needs to vent or talk or whatever my DMs are open. we'll see how much i can handle taking on today but i do want to do my best. i love you all.
November 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
idk. rage, apathy, indifference, grief. respond to today any way you need to. and if anyone needs to vent or talk or whatever my DMs are open. we'll see how much i can handle taking on today but i do want to do my best. i love you all.
Reposted by Santa's favorite mutt (it/its)
Reposted by Santa's favorite mutt (it/its)
from girlfailure to puppy
like, still a failure, but also puppy
like, still a failure, but also puppy
November 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
from girlfailure to puppy
like, still a failure, but also puppy
like, still a failure, but also puppy
Reposted by Santa's favorite mutt (it/its)
If you tell a girl "you're like a sister to me" and she doesn't take the hint then hit her with a "you're like a dog to me."
November 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
If you tell a girl "you're like a sister to me" and she doesn't take the hint then hit her with a "you're like a dog to me."
ideal
Ah to completely and totally envelope another, temporarily obliterating the sense of self and forever altering them
November 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
ideal
also fuck living for spite
like dont get me wrong, i wanna see these fuckers swing from a rope just as bad as anyone else, but i live for the joyful moments. they will get theirs, and i will be happy and they will be forgotten, erased. i will outlive them not because i am angry but because we loved
like dont get me wrong, i wanna see these fuckers swing from a rope just as bad as anyone else, but i live for the joyful moments. they will get theirs, and i will be happy and they will be forgotten, erased. i will outlive them not because i am angry but because we loved
November 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
also fuck living for spite
like dont get me wrong, i wanna see these fuckers swing from a rope just as bad as anyone else, but i live for the joyful moments. they will get theirs, and i will be happy and they will be forgotten, erased. i will outlive them not because i am angry but because we loved
like dont get me wrong, i wanna see these fuckers swing from a rope just as bad as anyone else, but i live for the joyful moments. they will get theirs, and i will be happy and they will be forgotten, erased. i will outlive them not because i am angry but because we loved
Reposted by Santa's favorite mutt (it/its)
im gonna be a little old trans lady one day and im gonna hold my little old trans lady wifes hand and im gonna give her a little kiss on the cheek and we're gonna be like 80 and we're still going to be alive and we're going to be happy
October 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
im gonna be a little old trans lady one day and im gonna hold my little old trans lady wifes hand and im gonna give her a little kiss on the cheek and we're gonna be like 80 and we're still going to be alive and we're going to be happy
this day of trans rememberance i am going to let a hot trannie take our her anger on us lmao
but on a real note, i understand the anger, it is rightful, but i do think it's worth remembering those who went before their time and grieving as well as being angry. both are neccesary
but on a real note, i understand the anger, it is rightful, but i do think it's worth remembering those who went before their time and grieving as well as being angry. both are neccesary
November 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
this day of trans rememberance i am going to let a hot trannie take our her anger on us lmao
but on a real note, i understand the anger, it is rightful, but i do think it's worth remembering those who went before their time and grieving as well as being angry. both are neccesary
but on a real note, i understand the anger, it is rightful, but i do think it's worth remembering those who went before their time and grieving as well as being angry. both are neccesary
Reposted by Santa's favorite mutt (it/its)
Thighs grinding as she tries to keep her mind on the accounts of an extremely important client worth millions and not on the fact that two hours ago someone with almost no money to her name just used her panties to clean off after fucking her 😳
November 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Thighs grinding as she tries to keep her mind on the accounts of an extremely important client worth millions and not on the fact that two hours ago someone with almost no money to her name just used her panties to clean off after fucking her 😳
Reposted by Santa's favorite mutt (it/its)
Prim and proper high strung femme with a good job getting utterly dominated by a dirty and kinda sleazy working class butch with enough casual confidence to fill a swimming pool.
November 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Prim and proper high strung femme with a good job getting utterly dominated by a dirty and kinda sleazy working class butch with enough casual confidence to fill a swimming pool.
Reposted by Santa's favorite mutt (it/its)
fun angel story: a friend stuck her fingers in my mouth at a bar and said "jesus christ river". i stopped 'cause i thought something was wrong and asked "what?" and she said i was "going down on them like i was sucking her off"
a lot less embarrassing to call it an "oral fixation" than to admit i just really like sucking dick
November 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
fun angel story: a friend stuck her fingers in my mouth at a bar and said "jesus christ river". i stopped 'cause i thought something was wrong and asked "what?" and she said i was "going down on them like i was sucking her off"
Reposted by Santa's favorite mutt (it/its)
whatever horrible things you do to me, i actually double and give it to the next person
November 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
whatever horrible things you do to me, i actually double and give it to the next person
Reposted by Santa's favorite mutt (it/its)
Hey, you.
Stop scrolling for a second.
Breathe in.
...
...
Breathe out.
You've got this, I believe in you.
Stop scrolling for a second.
Breathe in.
...
...
Breathe out.
You've got this, I believe in you.
November 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Hey, you.
Stop scrolling for a second.
Breathe in.
...
...
Breathe out.
You've got this, I believe in you.
Stop scrolling for a second.
Breathe in.
...
...
Breathe out.
You've got this, I believe in you.
Reposted by Santa's favorite mutt (it/its)
“Hey…what does it mean when you ‘load’ a ‘save’ after losing-“
“Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up, off the leash-“
“Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up, off the leash-“
November 16, 2025 at 1:19 PM
“Hey…what does it mean when you ‘load’ a ‘save’ after losing-“
“Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up, off the leash-“
“Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up, off the leash-“
Reposted by Santa's favorite mutt (it/its)
i do unironically think this. i dont see any reason why we should value humans more than any other species, and at least you can explain to a human why you're turning them into spaghetti and meatballs
November 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
i do unironically think this. i dont see any reason why we should value humans more than any other species, and at least you can explain to a human why you're turning them into spaghetti and meatballs
Reposted by Santa's favorite mutt (it/its)
eating an adult human is more ethical than eating any other animal
November 19, 2025 at 9:21 PM
eating an adult human is more ethical than eating any other animal
Reposted by Santa's favorite mutt (it/its)
i need to cut a girl and then cum on her wounds
November 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
i need to cut a girl and then cum on her wounds
Reposted by Santa's favorite mutt (it/its)
physical touch is truly my love language i cannot go more than a day without rubbing my butt on someone’s crotch 😭
November 20, 2025 at 7:07 AM
physical touch is truly my love language i cannot go more than a day without rubbing my butt on someone’s crotch 😭
Reposted by Santa's favorite mutt (it/its)
“she’s a 10 but she won’t stop humping my leg when she gets anxious”
that is an 11.
that is an 11.
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
“she’s a 10 but she won’t stop humping my leg when she gets anxious”
that is an 11.
that is an 11.
damn i feel practically tagged by this
new daily affirmation:
being treated poorly by someone you care about isnt proof you deserved it.
being treated poorly by someone you care about isnt proof you deserved it.
November 20, 2025 at 6:21 AM
damn i feel practically tagged by this
Reposted by Santa's favorite mutt (it/its)
ayo, i still wanna know?
do....
do they make androgynous pants? fem fitting pants but with the pockets of man pants
do they make androgynous pants? fem fitting pants but with the pockets of man pants
they were not kidding about the pockets on women’s clothing WHERE DO I PUT MY PHONE
November 20, 2025 at 4:27 AM
ayo, i still wanna know?