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Helen B
@hellybellyb.bsky.social
Vintage loving, paintbrush wielding 👩‍🎨craftaholic🧵🪡

Newly diagnosed Coeliac on the hunt for survival tips 🌾
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Trying to find my 'people' over here so sharing some of my completed embroideries 🪡

#embroidery #craft
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The atrocities of #Minneapolis are making me think of the Peterloo Massacre and Masque of Anarchy:

'Rise like Lions after slumber
In unvanquishable number,
Shake your chains to earth like dew
Which in sleep had fallen on you –
Ye are many – they are few.’

🦁💔🪧✊
January 25, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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literally the same face #PotteryThrowdown
January 25, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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thanks for the massage... i think
January 25, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Giving Traitors Ireland a go. Looking forward to a new batch of contestants. First impressions...I hadn't appreciated how much budget the UK version has. But...um the Irish one is not as 'slick'.
January 24, 2026 at 12:01 PM
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today i read the phrase "detained a two year old"
January 24, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I was totally team Faithful but Claud made me well up!!
January 23, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Two of the absolute background Faithful have made it to the final. I have always wondered why the big personalities are so 'gung-ho'. It never does anyone any good...

#TraitorsUK #TheTraitors
January 23, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Is it weird I just remembered I actually don't like the final as much as regular episodes... Seeing people so close to the final being lied to and cheated out of money 🙈 #TheTraitors #TraitorsUK
January 23, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Let's Gooooooooo #Traitors #TheTraitors
January 23, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Found what feels like a magical spot in Bristol. Riverside view (from above), William Morris fabric. Candlelight. I want to live here!

#Bristol #Lounge #DateNight
January 23, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Not religious. Love a church. Loved this graveyard tale.
A few days ago, I stood in the graveyard of an 1100 year old church, getting damper and damper in the drizzling rain.

A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones.

The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...
January 23, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Absolutely mad we'd had no chance banishments for series upon series... They're like buses...🚍🚍🚍 #TraitorsUK #TheTraitors
January 22, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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Here’s a short poem about the power of poetry to change the world.
January 18, 2026 at 9:47 AM
My beloved clothing brand 'Joanie' has gone under. I've seen the loss of 'Collectif' and 'Lindy Bop' but this one is by far the worst. They make up a huge portion of my wardrobe. So sad they didn't make it 😭 #Joanie #JoanieGal
January 21, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Obsessively in party planning mode. I've never thrown a party for these (moderate) numbers before. Want everyone to have a good time. What's the best party you've been to...and what made it the best? 🎉 #party #partyplanning
January 21, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Just saw a comment about "keeping men out of bathrooms". Remembered that nearly every public bathroom I've been in has a sign up saying 'Male & Female attendants on duty'. So... policing people's genitals isn't going to change access to bathrooms. It's all pointless misdirection. Punching down. Ugh.
January 20, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Every episode of the podcast by @misterabk.bsky.social & @eleanormorton.bsky.social about Children's books taps into something in my soul I forgot existed. This time...The Borrowers! Lucky enough to get a compilation of all Mary Norton Borrower books for Christmas. This podcast felt like the intro!
January 19, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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I contain mountainous volumes of unfathomable existential anxiety & also whimsy
January 19, 2026 at 12:11 PM
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THREAD. A Deconstruction Of Ladybird's Well-Loved Tales Books, 1964-74.

You will find the analysis of these beloved books in the alt text below.

1. The Gingerbread Boy.
November 21, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Hey America 👋

Watching from over the pond. You guys are a tiny pre-teen of a country. Without immigration you would be trapped on this Island in the rain, or Ireland...or Holland.

Signed. A Brit.

(I know BlueSky knows this. I'm just struggling with the wider cognitive dissonance)
January 17, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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Jessie on Uncloaked is being AMAZING.
January 16, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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STOP.

We have a major news story in our house. It's been building up for a few days and this afternoon came the denouement.

It's the story of a banana.
January 16, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Um. Where can I get this cardigan?! 🍒#TheTraitors #Traitors #TraitorsUK
January 16, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’

“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”

BELGIAN WHISTLES
January 15, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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An extremely tiny spring posy from last year including a speckly violet, speedwell & deep purple gold-edged primula, in a minuscule blue ink sample bottle
January 15, 2026 at 12:29 PM