JH
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gold medal skippity paps
February 11, 2026 at 3:20 PM
gold medal skippity paps
“Bind your inner hoop,” they say. “It will keep the fabric taut much better.” And it does
January 25, 2026 at 6:44 AM
“Bind your inner hoop,” they say. “It will keep the fabric taut much better.” And it does
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alchemy is very easy:
1. get some lead
2. recreate the white-hot primordial soup from which we all spawned
3. profit!
1. get some lead
2. recreate the white-hot primordial soup from which we all spawned
3. profit!
Scientists mimicking the Big Bang accidentally turn lead into gold
Scientists mimicking the Big Bang accidentally turn lead into gold
Scientists mimicking the Big Bang accidentally turn lead into gold
www.independent.co.uk
January 20, 2026 at 4:33 PM
alchemy is very easy:
1. get some lead
2. recreate the white-hot primordial soup from which we all spawned
3. profit!
1. get some lead
2. recreate the white-hot primordial soup from which we all spawned
3. profit!
My boss just told me that I am not allowed a scythe, and I would just like to know, why does he hate fun
January 20, 2026 at 9:09 PM
My boss just told me that I am not allowed a scythe, and I would just like to know, why does he hate fun
Recent babies for the feed... Baz is in a containers phase
December 24, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Recent babies for the feed... Baz is in a containers phase
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October 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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October 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Getting the first hint of summer approaching and immediately wanting to make something again. Will I do it, that’s not the point (on the weekend I will at least make bread)
September 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Getting the first hint of summer approaching and immediately wanting to make something again. Will I do it, that’s not the point (on the weekend I will at least make bread)
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in a bid to avoid doomscrolling on my lunch break i made a menu for my cat
September 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
in a bid to avoid doomscrolling on my lunch break i made a menu for my cat
scrolling past takes from mutuals (none of youse) for which anyone else would be blocked for irritating me. that’s the power of friendship
August 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
scrolling past takes from mutuals (none of youse) for which anyone else would be blocked for irritating me. that’s the power of friendship
Every time someone writes “ml/L” I get closer to the edge. Those are the SAME SYMBOL. Act like it
August 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Every time someone writes “ml/L” I get closer to the edge. Those are the SAME SYMBOL. Act like it
3 pm on Friday... get me OUT of here
August 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
3 pm on Friday... get me OUT of here
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when AO3 commenters tell me they like my narrative voice... thank you <3 I grew it myself <3
August 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
when AO3 commenters tell me they like my narrative voice... thank you <3 I grew it myself <3
Hands cold. Nails got too long. You can barely imagine my sufferings
August 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Hands cold. Nails got too long. You can barely imagine my sufferings
cut on the roof of my mouth... awful
July 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
cut on the roof of my mouth... awful
my phone camera absolutely cannot do this justice but look... the moon is so bright irl
July 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
my phone camera absolutely cannot do this justice but look... the moon is so bright irl
Who the fuck. Is eating hot food in the open plan office. Can I convince their boss to fire them.
July 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Who the fuck. Is eating hot food in the open plan office. Can I convince their boss to fire them.
Statements so absurd you have to post them immediately
June 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Statements so absurd you have to post them immediately
I think that even if it’s barely 1 °C outside I should be able to sit in the office without my hands freezing off. What is the point of anything.
June 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I think that even if it’s barely 1 °C outside I should be able to sit in the office without my hands freezing off. What is the point of anything.
Happy Monday, words mean things, etc
June 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Happy Monday, words mean things, etc
If someone thinks the book is called “Revelations” they have nothing worthwhile to say about it
June 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
If someone thinks the book is called “Revelations” they have nothing worthwhile to say about it