HEEM is JOLLY
@heem.site
26 | he/him | AuDHD
I do what I want. You have problem?
https://linktr.ee/dsheem
FFXIV OC: @skala.heem.site
🚫NO AI🚫
"The hope of man is no machine. It's there in hands of skin and bone."
I do what I want. You have problem?
https://linktr.ee/dsheem
FFXIV OC: @skala.heem.site
🚫NO AI🚫
"The hope of man is no machine. It's there in hands of skin and bone."
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HEEM is JOLLY
@heem.site
· Jan 6
2025 Media Thread!! I had one last year on the other site that I abandoned around March so hopefully I will be able to stick with it this time
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Bigger Luke Theory is the perfect satire of "fan theories" existing divorced from textual analysis because it uses all the tools of treating the fiction at face value as a real thing that happened, to reach a conclusion that makes absolutely no fucking sense in any interpretation of the story
December 10, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Bigger Luke Theory is the perfect satire of "fan theories" existing divorced from textual analysis because it uses all the tools of treating the fiction at face value as a real thing that happened, to reach a conclusion that makes absolutely no fucking sense in any interpretation of the story
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this comes off so, so desperate guys. get a grip
December 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
this comes off so, so desperate guys. get a grip
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It happened. Nice work everyone.
December 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It happened. Nice work everyone.
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
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December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
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trying to defend summer like "uh the uh, the t-tomatoes are less g-good."
okay, yes, it's now dark at 4:30. but at least all the fresh produce also tastes worse
December 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
trying to defend summer like "uh the uh, the t-tomatoes are less g-good."
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seeing the most obvious narrative meanings and intentional emotional character writing depth in one piece ever but ppl still hitting u with the "it's not that deep" literally feels like this
December 8, 2025 at 5:39 AM
seeing the most obvious narrative meanings and intentional emotional character writing depth in one piece ever but ppl still hitting u with the "it's not that deep" literally feels like this
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I fw with blueberries heavy even the mouldy ones r good ur not a real blueberry lover unless u eat the mouldberries too
December 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I fw with blueberries heavy even the mouldy ones r good ur not a real blueberry lover unless u eat the mouldberries too
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The Great Ace Attorney is proud to present:
The Blowjob Brothers
The Blowjob Brothers
December 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The Great Ace Attorney is proud to present:
The Blowjob Brothers
The Blowjob Brothers
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did you know this fun mario fact:
there was never a way out from the top of the world,
every path leads down!
there was never a way out from the top of the world,
every path leads down!
December 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
did you know this fun mario fact:
there was never a way out from the top of the world,
every path leads down!
there was never a way out from the top of the world,
every path leads down!
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Worth noting the last pic was made into a genuinely incredible figure by a friend of @selipse.bsky.social which I am genuinely amazed by every time I see it.
December 1, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Worth noting the last pic was made into a genuinely incredible figure by a friend of @selipse.bsky.social which I am genuinely amazed by every time I see it.
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Now that we're on the new site I might as well repost all the rat Erikas I made last year.
December 1, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Now that we're on the new site I might as well repost all the rat Erikas I made last year.
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Saw a version of "a christmas carol" performed at my local theatre tonight, was pretty good but the whole time i was thinking about this NTBTS bit
December 7, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Saw a version of "a christmas carol" performed at my local theatre tonight, was pretty good but the whole time i was thinking about this NTBTS bit
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![lcamtuf (@lcamtuf) on twitter:
Me: "I want to have more friends"
Tech companies:
[screenshot from Excel: "Chat with this spreadsheet"]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreiclpnzcgpuehsiqgxfmovdq74gkthztddhssuzt4a2sjruxe2g5yu@jpeg)
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The Protomen: got some straight gas 🔥 this strain is called "the final song of Act III" you'll be zonked out of your gourd
Me: cool, ready for some resolution
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw hidden tracks in the forest
My buddy Phillip pacing: Bandcamp is lying to us
Me: cool, ready for some resolution
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw hidden tracks in the forest
My buddy Phillip pacing: Bandcamp is lying to us
December 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The Protomen: got some straight gas 🔥 this strain is called "the final song of Act III" you'll be zonked out of your gourd
Me: cool, ready for some resolution
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw hidden tracks in the forest
My buddy Phillip pacing: Bandcamp is lying to us
Me: cool, ready for some resolution
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw hidden tracks in the forest
My buddy Phillip pacing: Bandcamp is lying to us