Heather Osborn
@heatherosborn.bsky.social
Literary Agent at Spencerhill Assiciates. https://www.spencerhillassociates.com/our-team Romance novel fanatic. Crafting magpie. Baking enthusiast. Kpop junkie. Stay. #romancelandia
Open to queries: 09/01/2025. https://QueryManager.com/HeatherOsborn
Open to queries: 09/01/2025. https://QueryManager.com/HeatherOsborn
Very excited to take one-on-one pitches at the 2025 (Online) Writing Workshop of Chicago on December 5-6. Join me! Anyone from anywhere can attend. Learn more about the virtual writers conference here: chicagowritingworkshop.com
The 2025 Online Writing Workshop of Chicago
Get Your Writing Published: December 5-6, 2025
chicagowritingworkshop.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Very excited to take one-on-one pitches at the 2025 (Online) Writing Workshop of Chicago on December 5-6. Join me! Anyone from anywhere can attend. Learn more about the virtual writers conference here: chicagowritingworkshop.com
Optimistically, I would love to be a cobbler, but realistically, I'm a crumble.
tag urself im slump/grunt
okay. so there are often a few dessert recipes that share things (type of dish; fruit) in common but this is really kicked up for fall. just about everything that isn’t pumpkin is apple or pear & one of the variety of “baked fruit w/ starch on top”, to the point where they offer a guide to the types
November 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Optimistically, I would love to be a cobbler, but realistically, I'm a crumble.
Just saw a hockey romance called Puck the Halls, which okay, fine, but DEKE THE HALLS was right there!
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Just saw a hockey romance called Puck the Halls, which okay, fine, but DEKE THE HALLS was right there!
Looking forward to taking virtual pitches here this Saturday, September 6th. Hope to see some of you there!
The 2025 Online Minnesota Writing Workshop is an online “How to Get Published” writing event on September 5-6, 2025. Writers are welcome to attend virtually from everywhere and anywhere and we have an incredible faculty! More info & how to sign up: minnesotawritingworkshop.com
September 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Looking forward to taking virtual pitches here this Saturday, September 6th. Hope to see some of you there!
I'm not sure, but I will say, one time in Dothan, Alabama, I ordered a beef burrito at a Mexican restaurant, and received unseasoned, dusty-dry ground beef rolled in a tortilla.
Which US state has the worst mexican food?
June 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I'm not sure, but I will say, one time in Dothan, Alabama, I ordered a beef burrito at a Mexican restaurant, and received unseasoned, dusty-dry ground beef rolled in a tortilla.
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Which US state has the worst mexican food?
June 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Which US state has the worst mexican food?
Look I know the world is ass at the moment, and quite rightly my feed is depressing, but just for a break could we do an occasional hashtag game?
I’ll go first.
Fanta of the Opera
#SoftDrinkMusicals
I’ll go first.
Fanta of the Opera
#SoftDrinkMusicals
June 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
On the plane back from the trip of a lifetime in Alaska. I posted daily updates to Insta, Facebook and Threads, but realized that Bluesky was left out, so here’s a small selection of the glorious sights. (For the full album, see @heatherosborn on insta!)
June 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
On the plane back from the trip of a lifetime in Alaska. I posted daily updates to Insta, Facebook and Threads, but realized that Bluesky was left out, so here’s a small selection of the glorious sights. (For the full album, see @heatherosborn on insta!)
Foods that I can never learn how to bake/cook as a type II diabetic, lest I shorten my life span by decades:
1. Cinnamon rolls, sticky buns, etc.
2. Crusty sourdough bread.
3. Red beans and rice.
4. Portuguese egg tarts.
5. New York style bagels.
What's your list?
1. Cinnamon rolls, sticky buns, etc.
2. Crusty sourdough bread.
3. Red beans and rice.
4. Portuguese egg tarts.
5. New York style bagels.
What's your list?
May 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Foods that I can never learn how to bake/cook as a type II diabetic, lest I shorten my life span by decades:
1. Cinnamon rolls, sticky buns, etc.
2. Crusty sourdough bread.
3. Red beans and rice.
4. Portuguese egg tarts.
5. New York style bagels.
What's your list?
1. Cinnamon rolls, sticky buns, etc.
2. Crusty sourdough bread.
3. Red beans and rice.
4. Portuguese egg tarts.
5. New York style bagels.
What's your list?
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What a weekend! We had a brilliant time in Cincinnati and hope attendees did too. Thank you to all of you for making it happen - and to our amazing faculty, including @heatherosborn.bsky.social, @vickyweberbooks.bsky.social & @keslupo.bsky.social!
May 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
What a weekend! We had a brilliant time in Cincinnati and hope attendees did too. Thank you to all of you for making it happen - and to our amazing faculty, including @heatherosborn.bsky.social, @vickyweberbooks.bsky.social & @keslupo.bsky.social!
In an effort to constantly distract myself from...everything, I have been sucked into WaterTok. And that has led to it's inevitable conclusion, in that I just ordered $80 worth of sugar free drink mixes that I will probably hate. (I have also started dabbling in protein coffee. Help.)
May 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
In an effort to constantly distract myself from...everything, I have been sucked into WaterTok. And that has led to it's inevitable conclusion, in that I just ordered $80 worth of sugar free drink mixes that I will probably hate. (I have also started dabbling in protein coffee. Help.)
I know the world is burning, but today I remembered that I once unironically owned and wore snakeskin patterned pleather pants and it made me laugh and laugh.
April 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I know the world is burning, but today I remembered that I once unironically owned and wore snakeskin patterned pleather pants and it made me laugh and laugh.
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The new Ohio House budget would change the public library funding model, slash $100 million from libraries over the next two years, require relocating all trans/gender related books from eyesight of those under 18, and so much more.
This is *devastating*
bookriot.com/ohios-republ...
This is *devastating*
bookriot.com/ohios-republ...
Ohio's Republican Budget Proposal Destroys Library Funding, Restricts LGBTQ+ Books, Targets Library Trustee Terms
Ohio House Republicans would require libraries remove LGBTQ+ books from sight of those under 18 while also slashing $100 in public library funding.
bookriot.com
April 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The new Ohio House budget would change the public library funding model, slash $100 million from libraries over the next two years, require relocating all trans/gender related books from eyesight of those under 18, and so much more.
This is *devastating*
bookriot.com/ohios-republ...
This is *devastating*
bookriot.com/ohios-republ...
Reposted by Heather Osborn
Ohio! It is early on a Friday morning, but this is a Get Up & Get Going moment. Start by contacting your state reps ASAP.
The new Ohio House budget would change the public library funding model, slash $100 million from libraries over the next two years, require relocating all trans/gender related books from eyesight of those under 18, and so much more.
This is *devastating*
bookriot.com/ohios-republ...
This is *devastating*
bookriot.com/ohios-republ...
Ohio's Republican Budget Proposal Destroys Library Funding, Restricts LGBTQ+ Books, Targets Library Trustee Terms
Ohio House Republicans would require libraries remove LGBTQ+ books from sight of those under 18 while also slashing $100 in public library funding.
bookriot.com
April 4, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Ohio! It is early on a Friday morning, but this is a Get Up & Get Going moment. Start by contacting your state reps ASAP.
I was at work all day and missed the tariff wildness, but I *did* learn that the Ohio GOP is trying to defund the state's public libraries and make every book the library has with LGBTQ content be held in a back room accessible only by showing ID. You know, like renting a porno in the 80s.
April 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I was at work all day and missed the tariff wildness, but I *did* learn that the Ohio GOP is trying to defund the state's public libraries and make every book the library has with LGBTQ content be held in a back room accessible only by showing ID. You know, like renting a porno in the 80s.
Popping into #unhingedpit as I can today. If I like your post and you would like to submit your project to me, please use this link: querytracker.net/query/Heathe... and link to the post showing my like for reference. Thank you!
Query Heather Osborn at Spencerhill Associates
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March 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Popping into #unhingedpit as I can today. If I like your post and you would like to submit your project to me, please use this link: querytracker.net/query/Heathe... and link to the post showing my like for reference. Thank you!
FYI: It has been brought to our attention that someone has been sending fraudulent emails impersonating Spencerhill Agents. Spencerhill does not send out email solicitations and we do not charge for any editorial or consultation services.
March 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
FYI: It has been brought to our attention that someone has been sending fraudulent emails impersonating Spencerhill Agents. Spencerhill does not send out email solicitations and we do not charge for any editorial or consultation services.
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It’s wild that everyone who wants America to be “run as a business” seems to want lower taxes.
That’s not what a business would do if it had a monopoly and the violence of the government behind it to set whatever price it wanted.
A business would send taxes through the roof.
That’s not what a business would do if it had a monopoly and the violence of the government behind it to set whatever price it wanted.
A business would send taxes through the roof.
March 16, 2025 at 1:04 PM
It’s wild that everyone who wants America to be “run as a business” seems to want lower taxes.
That’s not what a business would do if it had a monopoly and the violence of the government behind it to set whatever price it wanted.
A business would send taxes through the roof.
That’s not what a business would do if it had a monopoly and the violence of the government behind it to set whatever price it wanted.
A business would send taxes through the roof.
Accomplished approximately one and a half tasks I had been putting off for way too long and therefore rewarded myself by buying a bunch of games from the Steam sale. As you do. I swear, little treats are getting me through the next 4 years.
a woman with glasses says so i deserve a treat on peacock
ALT: a woman with glasses says so i deserve a treat on peacock
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March 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Accomplished approximately one and a half tasks I had been putting off for way too long and therefore rewarded myself by buying a bunch of games from the Steam sale. As you do. I swear, little treats are getting me through the next 4 years.
Just thought of some amazing romance book titles based off of 80s teen movies (inspired by seeing Erica George's Witty in Pink): Petty in Pink, The Breakfast Snub, Sixteen Scandals, Better Off Wed, Flirty Dancing... Who has more? Also, goes without saying, #freetoagoodhome.
January 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Just thought of some amazing romance book titles based off of 80s teen movies (inspired by seeing Erica George's Witty in Pink): Petty in Pink, The Breakfast Snub, Sixteen Scandals, Better Off Wed, Flirty Dancing... Who has more? Also, goes without saying, #freetoagoodhome.
Started wearing a continuous glucose monitor right before Thanksgiving 😂 and I have to say, it does work wonders guilting you into making healthier choices. Damn it.
January 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Started wearing a continuous glucose monitor right before Thanksgiving 😂 and I have to say, it does work wonders guilting you into making healthier choices. Damn it.
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Yes it's a plagiarism machine meant to put us all out of work and enrich the worst people alive and yes one request expends more energy than it takes to power Buffalo for a week, but more than that anything to do with AI is just corny dork-made shit. It fucking sucks and so do you if you use it.
December 25, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Yes it's a plagiarism machine meant to put us all out of work and enrich the worst people alive and yes one request expends more energy than it takes to power Buffalo for a week, but more than that anything to do with AI is just corny dork-made shit. It fucking sucks and so do you if you use it.
Just a quick note to remind everyone I am closing to queries tomorrow in order to try to get a handle on them. I won't be reopening until sometime early next year, so you have about 1 hour to submit to my QM if you haven't already. (Link in my bio!)
December 2, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Just a quick note to remind everyone I am closing to queries tomorrow in order to try to get a handle on them. I won't be reopening until sometime early next year, so you have about 1 hour to submit to my QM if you haven't already. (Link in my bio!)
I...somehow* have three projects due in the next week and a half?
*Because I can't say no**.
**To paid work***.
***And unpaid, too****.
****Halp.
*Because I can't say no**.
**To paid work***.
***And unpaid, too****.
****Halp.
November 25, 2024 at 9:16 PM
I...somehow* have three projects due in the next week and a half?
*Because I can't say no**.
**To paid work***.
***And unpaid, too****.
****Halp.
*Because I can't say no**.
**To paid work***.
***And unpaid, too****.
****Halp.
As I buy gifts from friends and family this year, I am buying myself an equal amount of treats in response. On one hand, little treats are getting me through this year, and likely the next 4 too, but on the other, it is getting ridiculous. (She says, with 3 advent calendars awaiting December 1st.)
November 25, 2024 at 4:58 AM
As I buy gifts from friends and family this year, I am buying myself an equal amount of treats in response. On one hand, little treats are getting me through this year, and likely the next 4 too, but on the other, it is getting ridiculous. (She says, with 3 advent calendars awaiting December 1st.)