HeathenTim
@heathentim.bsky.social
Just a guy lurking behind a beard...
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A notice crossed my desk this morning from one of the big insurance carriers. They are changing their pre-certification requirements to prevent possible fraud. 1/2
November 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
A notice crossed my desk this morning from one of the big insurance carriers. They are changing their pre-certification requirements to prevent possible fraud. 1/2
As I was walking into the office this morning, I saw that it was landscaper day. Normally, there would be an army of Latino dudes zipping around cutting grass & blowing leaves. This morning it was just three old white dudes. 1/2
October 31, 2025 at 5:08 PM
As I was walking into the office this morning, I saw that it was landscaper day. Normally, there would be an army of Latino dudes zipping around cutting grass & blowing leaves. This morning it was just three old white dudes. 1/2
I was sitting in the breakroom with a couple of coworkers earlier, finishing up lunch. A third coworker came in. I called out to her to let her know that when a doctor came looking for her yesterday, I covered for her.
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September 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I was sitting in the breakroom with a couple of coworkers earlier, finishing up lunch. A third coworker came in. I called out to her to let her know that when a doctor came looking for her yesterday, I covered for her.
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From Andy Borowitz
September 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
From Andy Borowitz
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If the Rapture only happened to people who believe it is a real thing, this would be a much more pleasant and sane country to live in.
September 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
If the Rapture only happened to people who believe it is a real thing, this would be a much more pleasant and sane country to live in.
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Today is my 21st anniversary at work. If I keep showing up, they're gonna start thinking that I know what I'm doing...
August 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Today is my 21st anniversary at work. If I keep showing up, they're gonna start thinking that I know what I'm doing...
We have a new food truck at the office today. It's called "Ask What's On The Menu". Upon perusal of their menu, I see that one can order a "Big Willie" (or a "Little Willie" if you're so inclined). They also serve "Pimp Juice". I think I'll pass...
#foodtruck #KeepinItClassy
#foodtruck #KeepinItClassy
July 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
We have a new food truck at the office today. It's called "Ask What's On The Menu". Upon perusal of their menu, I see that one can order a "Big Willie" (or a "Little Willie" if you're so inclined). They also serve "Pimp Juice". I think I'll pass...
#foodtruck #KeepinItClassy
#foodtruck #KeepinItClassy
I’m wearing my eye patch in the office today. Most folks are pretending to not notice, which is a bit odd. Everyone else is asking what happened. At first I told ‘em the truth.
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July 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I’m wearing my eye patch in the office today. Most folks are pretending to not notice, which is a bit odd. Everyone else is asking what happened. At first I told ‘em the truth.
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Sooo, there might have been a teensy mishap...
July 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Sooo, there might have been a teensy mishap...
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The Heritage Foundation's Project 2025 called for dismantling the NOAA, which provides warnings of natural disasters, such as the deadly floods in Texas. The irony is that Heritage wanted these cuts because it’s angry that NOAA helps prove the reality of climate change--the thing causing floods.
July 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The Heritage Foundation's Project 2025 called for dismantling the NOAA, which provides warnings of natural disasters, such as the deadly floods in Texas. The irony is that Heritage wanted these cuts because it’s angry that NOAA helps prove the reality of climate change--the thing causing floods.
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What, exactly, are we celebrating tomorrow?
Our cutting off healthcare to the needy to enrich the greedy?
Our new concentration camps?
Our dying economy?
Our ditching due process?
Our corruption?
Our broken legislature?
Our corrupt SCOTUS?
Our ridiculous buffoon president? #FourthOfJuly
Our cutting off healthcare to the needy to enrich the greedy?
Our new concentration camps?
Our dying economy?
Our ditching due process?
Our corruption?
Our broken legislature?
Our corrupt SCOTUS?
Our ridiculous buffoon president? #FourthOfJuly
July 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
What, exactly, are we celebrating tomorrow?
Our cutting off healthcare to the needy to enrich the greedy?
Our new concentration camps?
Our dying economy?
Our ditching due process?
Our corruption?
Our broken legislature?
Our corrupt SCOTUS?
Our ridiculous buffoon president? #FourthOfJuly
Our cutting off healthcare to the needy to enrich the greedy?
Our new concentration camps?
Our dying economy?
Our ditching due process?
Our corruption?
Our broken legislature?
Our corrupt SCOTUS?
Our ridiculous buffoon president? #FourthOfJuly
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Ruiz: Why did the report include citations that don’t exist?
RFK JR: All of the foundational assertions in that report are accurate
Ruiz: How can they be accurate if they did not exist?
RFK JR: All of the foundational assertions in that report are accurate
Ruiz: How can they be accurate if they did not exist?
June 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Ruiz: Why did the report include citations that don’t exist?
RFK JR: All of the foundational assertions in that report are accurate
Ruiz: How can they be accurate if they did not exist?
RFK JR: All of the foundational assertions in that report are accurate
Ruiz: How can they be accurate if they did not exist?
So, I was asked to find a shawarma place for someone and was checking out Casablanca. It's probably the only "curated dining experience" THAT ALSO HAS MIDGET WRESTLING...
#memphislife #KeepingItClassy
#memphislife #KeepingItClassy
June 3, 2025 at 4:02 AM
So, I was asked to find a shawarma place for someone and was checking out Casablanca. It's probably the only "curated dining experience" THAT ALSO HAS MIDGET WRESTLING...
#memphislife #KeepingItClassy
#memphislife #KeepingItClassy
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This MAGA farmer is *shocked* that Trump would do anything to hurt family owned farms like his. 🐆💀
May 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
This MAGA farmer is *shocked* that Trump would do anything to hurt family owned farms like his. 🐆💀
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When the IT guy takes over my computer remotely
May 16, 2025 at 11:51 AM
When the IT guy takes over my computer remotely