heartpunk (sophie!!)
@heartpunk.bsky.social
mehhhh, i'm a mess
38 y/o, MDNI 🔞
she/they/bitch(es)
heartpunk(k) most places
(heartpunk on cashapp&discord&venmo;
heartpunk.420 on signal)
alt for pfp: the soul of the rose by john waterhouse
alt for banner: sappho and erinna by simeon solomon
38 y/o, MDNI 🔞
she/they/bitch(es)
heartpunk(k) most places
(heartpunk on cashapp&discord&venmo;
heartpunk.420 on signal)
alt for pfp: the soul of the rose by john waterhouse
alt for banner: sappho and erinna by simeon solomon
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i hate hearing fucking alex rodriguez called shakespearean i'm sorry i just don't think that applies to any sport no matter how good you are and that's not even saying sport is lesser i don't think it really is!!!!!!!
fuck that hbo add i do not like it
that is all
fuck that hbo add i do not like it
that is all
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 AM
i hate hearing fucking alex rodriguez called shakespearean i'm sorry i just don't think that applies to any sport no matter how good you are and that's not even saying sport is lesser i don't think it really is!!!!!!!
fuck that hbo add i do not like it
that is all
fuck that hbo add i do not like it
that is all
k M3GAN (2022) was good, on to M3GAN 2.0 (2025)!!!
November 10, 2025 at 5:08 AM
k M3GAN (2022) was good, on to M3GAN 2.0 (2025)!!!
k, M3GAN (2022) and some coding now!!!
November 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
k, M3GAN (2022) and some coding now!!!
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like every day is lil mundane horror story
need a thing u gotta ask someone about?
can’t
try rly hard to figure out how??
still can’t
try even harder to just force it???
inexperience means u make shit way worse and alienate ppl when u do lmfao
need a thing u gotta ask someone about?
can’t
try rly hard to figure out how??
still can’t
try even harder to just force it???
inexperience means u make shit way worse and alienate ppl when u do lmfao
i want selective mutism horror
might have to write it myself to get it tho
might have to write it myself to get it tho
November 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
like every day is lil mundane horror story
need a thing u gotta ask someone about?
can’t
try rly hard to figure out how??
still can’t
try even harder to just force it???
inexperience means u make shit way worse and alienate ppl when u do lmfao
need a thing u gotta ask someone about?
can’t
try rly hard to figure out how??
still can’t
try even harder to just force it???
inexperience means u make shit way worse and alienate ppl when u do lmfao
dish fopamine
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
dish fopamine
"do them fuckers have them things?"
i'm so fucking eloquent and i love myself for it unironically
i'm so fucking eloquent and i love myself for it unironically
anyway it does look like the dopamine stuff is gonna apply re birds tho and that's what i think is most relevant here in any case! i will be excited to find out if i'm wrong. endocannabinoids would be another guess of mine but i just dk!!! do them fuckers have them things? i bet so! idk!!!
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
"do them fuckers have them things?"
i'm so fucking eloquent and i love myself for it unironically
i'm so fucking eloquent and i love myself for it unironically
lmfao add the subtitle file and all i get from it immediately is finding out that WAS indeed another language lmfao
November 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
lmfao add the subtitle file and all i get from it immediately is finding out that WAS indeed another language lmfao
like half of the particulars aside, azrael depicts exactly the world i wanna live in
November 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
like half of the particulars aside, azrael depicts exactly the world i wanna live in
WAMARA SEAVING
November 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
WAMARA SEAVING
am want hamborgar
November 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
am want hamborgar
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That's not a lot of feet
November 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
That's not a lot of feet
just finished The Babysitter (2017) and going straight into The Babysitter: Killer Queen (2020) now
perfect lil universe for me rn
perfect lil universe for me rn
November 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
just finished The Babysitter (2017) and going straight into The Babysitter: Killer Queen (2020) now
perfect lil universe for me rn
perfect lil universe for me rn
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pever neat a traradox like a...
clought therminating tiche
November 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
pever neat a traradox like a...
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oh-no-no-no
oh-no-no-no
oh-no-no-no
everybody was sperm goo racing
that jizz was fast as lightning
in fact, it was a little bit frightening
but they swam with expert timing
oh-no-no-no
oh-no-no-no
everybody was sperm goo racing
that jizz was fast as lightning
in fact, it was a little bit frightening
but they swam with expert timing
While women are fighting for basic reproductive rights, Silicon Valley is literally investing in guys who want their cum to race.
www.jezebel.com/more-bad-new...
www.jezebel.com/more-bad-new...
More Bad News: Tech Bros Are Sperm Racing
While women are fighting for basic reproductive rights, Silicon Valley is literally investing in guys who want their cum to race.
www.jezebel.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
oh-no-no-no
oh-no-no-no
oh-no-no-no
everybody was sperm goo racing
that jizz was fast as lightning
in fact, it was a little bit frightening
but they swam with expert timing
oh-no-no-no
oh-no-no-no
everybody was sperm goo racing
that jizz was fast as lightning
in fact, it was a little bit frightening
but they swam with expert timing
teen to his babysitter “thank you for knowing me and thinking i’m ok”
holy fuck that hit me hard
holy fuck that hit me hard
November 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
teen to his babysitter “thank you for knowing me and thinking i’m ok”
holy fuck that hit me hard
holy fuck that hit me hard
ok i love The Babysitter (2017) entirely unreasonably???
just about everything about it
just about everything about it
November 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ok i love The Babysitter (2017) entirely unreasonably???
just about everything about it
just about everything about it
want more political horror
i guess that’s maybe just a dystopia but not quite??? like it’s a different aesthetic
but i’ve never looked so maybe it exists!!
i guess that’s maybe just a dystopia but not quite??? like it’s a different aesthetic
but i’ve never looked so maybe it exists!!
November 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
want more political horror
i guess that’s maybe just a dystopia but not quite??? like it’s a different aesthetic
but i’ve never looked so maybe it exists!!
i guess that’s maybe just a dystopia but not quite??? like it’s a different aesthetic
but i’ve never looked so maybe it exists!!
like every day is lil mundane horror story
need a thing u gotta ask someone about?
can’t
try rly hard to figure out how??
still can’t
try even harder to just force it???
inexperience means u make shit way worse and alienate ppl when u do lmfao
need a thing u gotta ask someone about?
can’t
try rly hard to figure out how??
still can’t
try even harder to just force it???
inexperience means u make shit way worse and alienate ppl when u do lmfao
i want selective mutism horror
might have to write it myself to get it tho
might have to write it myself to get it tho
November 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
like every day is lil mundane horror story
need a thing u gotta ask someone about?
can’t
try rly hard to figure out how??
still can’t
try even harder to just force it???
inexperience means u make shit way worse and alienate ppl when u do lmfao
need a thing u gotta ask someone about?
can’t
try rly hard to figure out how??
still can’t
try even harder to just force it???
inexperience means u make shit way worse and alienate ppl when u do lmfao
i want selective mutism horror
might have to write it myself to get it tho
might have to write it myself to get it tho
November 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
i want selective mutism horror
might have to write it myself to get it tho
might have to write it myself to get it tho
k that copy of Frankenstein (2025) is most defs not in english despite saying so so Babysitter (2017) next i guess!!!
November 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
k that copy of Frankenstein (2025) is most defs not in english despite saying so so Babysitter (2017) next i guess!!!
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Are inexpensive wheelchair van rentals a thing? Asking for me. Seattle area.
November 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Are inexpensive wheelchair van rentals a thing? Asking for me. Seattle area.
fuck i'm so lonely
November 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
fuck i'm so lonely
Frankenstein (2025) and sake time??? i do think so.
November 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Frankenstein (2025) and sake time??? i do think so.
i wish i could just have a rolling counter of how many times i've thought i should die or be murdered per day
make it a lil bit of flair on my profile somehow
omfg i miss profile badges at google jfkla;sdfjklasdfjkl;dsakljdas;fjkl;asd
i had such a good set
make it a lil bit of flair on my profile somehow
omfg i miss profile badges at google jfkla;sdfjklasdfjkl;dsakljdas;fjkl;asd
i had such a good set
November 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
i wish i could just have a rolling counter of how many times i've thought i should die or be murdered per day
make it a lil bit of flair on my profile somehow
omfg i miss profile badges at google jfkla;sdfjklasdfjkl;dsakljdas;fjkl;asd
i had such a good set
make it a lil bit of flair on my profile somehow
omfg i miss profile badges at google jfkla;sdfjklasdfjkl;dsakljdas;fjkl;asd
i had such a good set