J.
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J.
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Here's hoping.
Thermal Socks are a top five all-time invention.
December 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Tom Brady getting the big bucks to broadcast Arte Johnson impressions.
December 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Puka Nacua back on the sideline after having the adamantium reapplied.
October 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
A reminder the Rams could have lost to the Colts earlier this season had Adonai Mitchell not suffered an especially dumb day.
December 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Chris Shula, sing to me of second-half adjustments.
December 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Someone please use capitalism to explain to me why end-of-year multiplex screens are being occupied by something called 'Fackham Hall.'
December 9, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Honestly thought Philip Rivers was still playing as Justin Herbert, that is the total relevance of Chargers quarterbacks to my world at large.
December 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Second Puka Nacua (#12) TD today to come with 12 seconds left in a quarter.
December 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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CAN YOU BE TOO EAGER?
December 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Disgusted, Brandon Aubrey sends the chip shot back to the kitchen as overcooked.
December 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
If you tackle someone and they end up on the ground in their own end zone, it should be a safety.

If a catch looks awesome, it should be a completed catch.
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Fine, since we're doing this. With the caveat I have not spent much time hunting and listening this year.

Missing from the pic because it wasn't released on CD is Laura Stevenson's 'Late Great,' which landed in my world at the right time and in the right way.
December 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
No one has made a Wikipedia page for 'Friendship' writer/director Andrew DeYoung.
December 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
This was, of course, the week I finally got myself a Stafford jersey. So as long as I do not do that again, we'll be fine.
November 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Puka caught that ball with the defender’s hand. Amazing. I am amazed.
November 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Carolina has a Tommy Tremble and a Rico Dowdle.
November 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I don't think Vince Gilligan's brand of indulgence is going to cure my misanthropy.
November 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Friday *afternoon* football? What are we, bankers?
November 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
People Who Shouldn't Be Driving Are on the Road Season is in full effect.
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
"What is a catch?" has evolved to the point where we are redefining what "a foot" and "the ground" are.
November 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
An oral history of people cheering to the "rockets' red glare" part of the national anthem.
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Mahler critics:
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Top Ten Star Wars Projects and/or(*) Pies:

10. (tie) Huckleberry/A New Hope
9. Banana Cream
8. Pecan
7. Sweet Potato
6. The Empire Strikes Back
5. Lemon Meringue
4. Pumpkin Cream Cheese
3. Key Lime
2. Blueberry
1. Cherry
This, but for pie
How far am I willing to scroll down to figure out why everybody decided to argue about Star Warses today? Not very, it turns out
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Week 15: Rams-Lions, Seahawks-Colts
Week 16: Rams-Seahawks
Week 17: Me, dead.
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Excited to spend the entire fourth quarter listening to Cris Collinsworth constantly revisit the minefield of comparing McVay's and Bowles' appearances.
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 AM